Episodes 12 and 13: Toon Gang and I
Me: Man, I really wanted to see Prue back. Thanks to Luiz4200 for giving reviews!
Dianne: I wonder why along with Prue, Anya and Cordelia were resurrected…
Me: Xander's gonna faint with happiness! Of course, there's the Cordelia matter…
Ash: Anyway, where's Disclaimer?
DISCLAIMER: Here I am. Anyway, I don't own anything except Dianne, because JusSonic loaned me his Rugrats OC's. After all, I'm gonna be sane soon.
Me: Good girl! Here's a biscuit!
Dianne: She trained her?
Ash: Figures. The authoress must've decided to eliminate the insanity that came along with Disclaimer.
Me: Oh, and correct me if I'm wrong in some parts.
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The Anointed One
As Dianne paced around her newly wallpapered and decorated room, Prue sat on Dianne's bed. She had to stay there so San Francisco wouldn't suspect that Prue had been resurrected. And besides, Paige didn't want to glamour anybody. Those who had to stay in Dianne's mansion stayed while the rest went home.
"Prue, what are we gonna do?" Dianne asked Prue.
"I don't know. After all, a lot of time has passed since I died, and I heard May say she didn't want to get Paige to glamour me. Paige totally agreed. After all, I need a job and I don't really want to change my appearance, nor do I want to change my name. Then there's the matter of the Charmed Ones. The Book of Shadows specifically said that there is supposed to be just three Charmed Ones, not four," Prue explained. Then, Coop arrived, looking pretty surprised.
"Coop? I thought you were going on a date with Phoebe," Dianne said in a surprised tone.
"Phoebe told me that she was carrying our child, and Henry told me Paige was pregnant as well. That takes out two, leaving only one, if you exclude Prue. I wondered, how about you and May be the replacements for Phoebe and Paige?" Coop answered.
"Prue should, actually, because, essentially, I'm a power mimic, and I already copied their powers," Dianne replied.
Prue sighed. "Alright, Coop, flash me to my home," she said. "Are you sure? A lot of people will suspect your sisters are witches," Coop asked. "I'm sure," Prue lied, but she wasn't actually sure.
Paige and Phoebe sat in their seats on the front lawn. "Did you like it seeing Prue?" Phoebe asked Paige.
"Yeah, because she felt like a sister, which, essentially, she is, but I felt a strong connection between me and Prue," Paige replied. Phoebe chewed her nails a bit. "Phoebe, why are you biting your nails? It's creeping me out," Paige said.
"Oh, sorry, I picked it up from Dianne. She sometimes chews her nails," Phoebe replied. However, out of the blue, Prue and Coop appeared.
"Prue, you shouldn't be here, the neighbours might guess we're witches," Paige said, scared. Coop smiled.
"Ah, don't worry. They're all asleep," Phoebe reassured Paige. Prue smiled. It was interrupted, though, by Piper, Leo, Wyatt and Chris.
"Prue, there's bad news. I just scried around and a five-year-old witch is going to be dead if Paige doesn't orb us straight to an alley six minutes away from here! And we have no time to walk!" Piper said, grabbing Prue. Leo then held Piper's hands. "Hey, Leo," Prue said to Leo. Sighing, the former White-Lighter nodded at Paige. "Alley six minutes away from here," Paige said in a dull tone and the three orbed.
A warlock stood over a small, scared little girl. "Say goodbye," he evilly said before he was hit by a telekinetically-thrown trash can. Piper scooped up the little girl.
"You wanna play games, Charmed Ones? Okay," the warlock angrily said, standing up. But when he stood up, he saw Leo and two Charmed Ones. But what got his attention was the second Charmed One. "Prudence Halliwell? Impossible! Shax killed you a few years ago!" the warlock said, in a surprised tone. Prue rolled her eyes. "Oh, you might be pretty surprised at what I can do now," she said before allowing Piper to blow the warlock up.
"No way!" Dianne exclaimed. "That warlock was vanquished in seconds," Prue boasted. The whole gang was over at the Charmed universe.
Buffy rolled her eyes. "Puh-leez," she muttered. "I can stake a vampire and kill a dn in a few seconds because I'm a Slayer, and one that activated the Scythe."
Dianne slapped her own forehead in exasperation. "Guys, we have to get along. A new addition to the team is good," she said.
Anya sighed and rested her head on Xander's shoulders. "Xander, do you think I'm dumb or prehistoric?" she asked. Xander smiled.
"To them, you are, but to me, you aren't. You're my girl, Anya, even if you're thousands of years old. I love you, like Ash goes with Dianne and May goes with Hitto," he said. Anya closed her eyes and fell asleep.
Ash clasped Dianne's hand. "Hey, Dianne, while they're all busy, let's sneak in a few kisses," Ash teased her. Dianne smiled. "I am so with you on that," she replied. "Well, how about now?" he asked her. The two then kissed.
Meanwhile, someone was watching them. In a dark lair, someone watched the gang go about their daily tasks.
"How dare they thwart my plan to kill the One Child," he hissed. He then turned around to see another warlock.
"And why didn't you anticipate Prudence Halliwell's return?" he asked the warlock angrily.
"I'm sorry…Master…my brother…he didn't anticipate seeing…the dead Charmed One…either," the warlock stammered out.
"Well, Guinevere will die soon," said the mysterious man. He then glared at the warlock.
"I expect you to do your job, Bount," he said. Bount calmed down and smiled evilly.
"I shall not disappoint you," he declared. As the warlock shimmered out, the man smiled.
"The Slayer's jealousy will be Guinevere's doom," he murmured. He removed his hood to reveal an adult Anointed One. "I shall kill Guinevere to become the most powerful warlock in the universe," he said, cackling.
"I cannot believe that you could put your stuck-up nose in Dianne's mansion!" Buffy cried out.
Prue looked surprised. "I kind of live here, now, Buffy, it's a bit like home," she said.
"Home isn't where you live! Home is where people live, not where stuck-up noses can roam," Buffy angrily said.
Dianne sat in the living room, sighing. "Guys, break it up, and please, Buffy, calm down. Ash is asleep," she said.
"I don't care if Ash is in big danger! Prue just sticks her self-important nose into any business that isn't hers! Like that amnesiac five-year-old girl we found, and all I want to do for her is to guard her! I don't agree with you putting Prue in charge first!" Buffy cried out, in a rage.
Dianne whimpered a little. "Buffy, calm down, can't you see that you're gonna wake Ash up and scaring Dianne? Besides, the reason why I was put in charge of the kid was that I haven't done guarding duties in what seemed like centuries!" Prue said.
"Well, I'm out!" Buffy yelled out and went off. Dianne stopped whimpering.
"That's weird, Buffy sounded…jealous," she said. "Let her calm down. She'll be fine soon," Prue replied.
"Orb me to the underworld, please," Buffy told Paige in the Charmed universe. They were in the Halliwell manor's front lawn.
"Why? I'm not your orbing express," Paige stated.
"I just want to stake some dns, take out some steam," Buffy replied, raising her stake in a threatening way. "Okay, underworld," Paige said, scared.
Buffy executed a flying kick against the dn she was fighting.
"The first problem we ever had was the Charmed Ones and you just added to our problems!" it angrily said.
"Don't mind me," Buffy said, as she cut off the dn's head.
"Just blowing off some steam," she added after killing the dn. She walked out of the alley, holding her stake, when a man jumped right in front of her. Buffy punched him in surprise.
"Who are you?" she asked.
"My name is Charles Jacob," he said. "Charles Jacob," Buffy repeated. She didn't feel anything wrong about this man.
As they strolled out, Buffy sighed. "What's going on?" Charles asked.
"Do you mind if I call you Charlie?" Buffy asked him. "No, not at all," Charlie replied.
"Well, see, Charlie, I got into a fight with my friends. They didn't understand me, and they totally didn't understand that I wanted to guard the little kid we found. You see, we named her Karen Alicia because she couldn't remember anything, not even her name," she explained. Charlie nodded.
"Go on ahead of me to the surface, I'll be fine here," he said. As soon as Buffy was out, though, Charlie smiled evilly. "Phase one of my plan is complete," he murmured.
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Me: Man, inserting the Anointed One into the storyline is so cool! Besides, I needed to make sure Buffy got jealous.
May: Well, now that you're done with the above episode can we please get on with the show?
Me: Anyway, explanation for Pikachu and Lynn's silence: They were pretty cooped up because of a bad case of the Pokemon version of laryngitis. A few filler episodes are up next. JusSonic owns a few Rugrats OC's I'll put in here.
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A Recruit Too Many
"Ah, yes, the Masters Blaster machine is finally finished!" a voice cackled. It was then shown to be Vlad Plasmius.
"With it, I can finally defeat those foolish kids!" he vowed. Then, the cackle began again.
It was a nice sunny morning in Amity Park. "Guys, I cooked breakfast!" Dianne sang out.
"DIANNE! No need to remind us," Ash replied.
"Jeez, it's my turn to cook and I toasted nice, golden brown bread!" his girlfriend replied. At once, she held out two horrific-looking slices of bread: they were burnt, and they had melted sugar on. Ash pinched his nose and bit into one slice. After eating it, he sighed.
"Di, what did I tell you about sugar?" he asked.
"You were cranked up and I thought that before I left for my job, I should cook something up. There's also some bacon I cooked," she replied. Ash half-expected it to be the most horrific thing he had ever seen besides Dianne's toasted bread, but to his surprise, it didn't.
"Dianne, Hitto and May haven't woken up yet and you cooked bacon…for me?" Ash asked, surprised. "My first time cooking, and I was surprised when it turned out fine. Guess watching my mom cook paid off," Dianne replied.
May and Hitto rubbed their eyes, yawning. "It's Dianne's week on cooking duty, and I'm betting my five bucks that her food is as terrible as Pikachu's Thunderbolt," May muttered. "Shut up, May," Hitto said, cranky about the alarm clock May had smashed with her hands.
"You shut up, you idiot!" May replied, becoming pretty irritated herself. "No, you!" Hitto retorted.
"No, you!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"If you didn't call me an idiot—"
"If you didn't smash my alarm clock into pieces—"
"WHY'D I EVER HOOK UP WITH YOU ANYWAY?!"
"Guys, Dianne left for work and she's left some sweet-tasting bacon and eggs and a horrible-looking toast!" a voice called out from downstairs, and the two could hear footsteps coming up the stairs. Soon, Ash entered.
"If it's another one of your bickering times, spare me. I'm eating, and Dianne's bacon is deelish! Just wish I could say the same about her toasted bread. That bread must be poisonous," he said, smirking.
"Give me the five bucks you said you bet!" Hitto told May.
"No way, it was a joke!" May replied.
"Give me the five bucks!"
"No way!"
"Come on!"
"We can't trust Ash's testimony; he must be eating the bacon because Di's his girl!"
"Ash has an impeccable taste, and if he says it tastes nice, then it is!"
"I'm not giving you my five bucks!"
"Guys, leave me out of this, and if you wanna starve yourselves, then fine," Ash barged in and left, leaving the two bickering.
That afternoon, Buffy waited for Dianne, Ash, May and Hitto to come to their usual meeting place, the FentonWorks Ops Center. Of course, Conan and the others were there too.
"I'm glad Dianne did the same for me as she did with Ash and Hitto and Misty, May, Dawn, Konta, Jube and Nana," Conan commented.
"There have been no villains since Prue came back. Still, she's staying at Dianne's mansion," Danny said, ignoring Conan's comment.
Buffy paid no attention to anybody. She remembered about Charlie and how he seemed to understand her. He knew she wasn't jealous. Besides, he was a human living in the underworld. In their past two meetings, he told her that. She didn't know Charlie was actually the Anointed One, and he was encouraging her jealousy.
Dianne screamed."Dianne, stop screaming, you're driving the van, and besides, it's just a simple red light!" Ash cried out.
That calmed Dianne down. "Sorry, guys, my first time driving and I'm ten years old. I'm lucky the police gave me a license to drive," she said.
"Don't worry, we're almost there," Ash reassured her. Dianne smiled in happiness. "Pikachu pika!" Lynn laughed. "Pika pi, pikachu pikachu pika," Pikachu said. Lynn laughed again.
Cole sat in the back, sighing. "If they can get my memories back, I'll be glad," he muttered.
One seat in front of him, May and Hitto were handing each other something. "I bought this for you," Hitto told May, showing her chocolates. "Aww, I have something else too!" May said happily then gave him a necklace with a cute little heart on it. "Something to symbolize our relationship," May added after seeing Hitto's shocked face. "I don't like necklaces," Hitto whispered under his breath.
After the kids arrived, Vlad smiled, spying on them with his ghost form. "Time to release the Masters Blaster," he muttered. He then cackled evilly.
"Hitto, why are you wearing a necklace?" Konta asked Hitto after the roll call was finished.
"May gave it to me. To tell the truth, I think I was gonna barf when I saw it," Hitto whispered in Konta's ear. As the two conversed, Dianne sighed.
"Guys, I was wondering about the recent slack in the crime rates around Amity Park. Skulker and Ember are the only threats we have, because the Box Ghost wants to steal boxes and old friendless Klemper is possessing popular people. Other than that, no villains. But I've been worried. Either they're planning something or—" she was cut off by Vlad's sudden appearance.
"I'm past that planning phase, and I'm in the doing phase!" he declared. At that, the Masters Blaster appeared. It was large, and had ghost-proof shields. It looked like it could transform into anything. And it was now a green, evil-looking crane.
"Welcome my newest invention: The Masters Blaster!" Vlad spat out. A fight occurred, but in a twist of events, the Ops Center exploded. And at that exact moment, portals opened up and everyone fell in a portal.
Dianne rubbed her sore butt. Looking around, she saw Hitto. "I cannot believe it," he said under his breath.
"What can't you believe?" Dianne asked. However, a Pokemon jumped on her.
"What the heck is going on?!" she screamed out.
"I think we're in the Pokemon/B-Daman universe," Hitto hoarsely mumbled. Dianne, who had just stood up, collapsed in a dead faint.
"Ooh, that hurt," Ash muttered, rubbing his behind.
"Tell me about it. I think my spine's been broken," a voice said behind him.
"Dianne?" he asked, turning around, but instead of Dianne, May was there. And to their surprise, a few kids were there, too.
"Z, who are those guys?" the purple-haired kid asked another boy.
"I don't know them either, Tommy, but if they're sent by Alan Matthews and Cree Lincoln—" the boy, clearly called Z, said.
"We're not what you think we are!" Ash cut him off, scared.
"Yeah, we come from Amity Park in another universe!" May added.
"Cool! I finally get to meet aliens!" another kid said. "No, you don't understand!" Ash tried to say.
"Dil, I think they mean they come from another dimension, and they are not aliens," the purple-haired kid called Tommy said. Ash just fainted.
Vlad looked around this strange new universe.
"Many creatures, all called Pokemon," he murmured. He was surprised to see two enemies of his: Dianne and the spiky-red-haired boy with the powerful toy. He then saw another boy: the copy of the girl's boyfriend. Vlad was surprised to see a cat-shaped balloon float over the three kids.
"I have a feeling I'll be teaming up with the people in that inferior craft," he murmured.
Prue and Cole rubbed their butts somewhere else. "Where are we?" Prue asked.
"I don't know, but it looks pretty high-tech to me," Cole replied.
"You're on the Justice League's Watchtower," a voice said behind them. Prue and Cole turned around to see Supergirl, Martian Manhunter and Wonder Woman.
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Me: That's part one of A Recruit Too Many sub-arc done.
Dianne: Why that title?
Me: Because you'll be recruiting a lot.
Ash: And I had to end up in the Rugrats: All Grown Up universe. Is there anything that doesn't happen to me?
Me: I'll ignore that because I have a song-fic here for everybody! It's Overloved by Paula DeAnda.
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Overloved: Ash x Dianne
I need to find somebody who can't sleep at night
Without holding me without holding me tight
I want someone who sees me all the time in their dreams
Ash yawned, stretching his arms. Man I can't wait to see Dianne's face when she sees me wearing a new sweater she made, he thought.
And then wakes up thinking just of me
Spent time on my own
Spent time being free
"You know, Ash, my mother and father loved me a lot, but they never did shower me with gifts before," Dianne said. Ash smiled. He hugged Dianne tightly.
Now I just wanna be
Overloved
Over needed
Over wanted
Over missed when I'm away
"Jeez, where is Dianne?" Ash asked, worried. "I don't know, she said she'd be shopping for gifts this Christmas," Danny said casually.
Overloved
Over dreamed of
Over cared about
"Are you okay, Di?" Ash asked Dianne. "I'm fine," Dianne replied, and then sneezed. "I don't think so. You've got a cold," Ash said.
Over everything
I'd give anything to be overloved
I want someone who can't wait to kiss me again
Even though it's been a minute since they last did
Ash quietly put his arm around Dianne in the film-house. "Dianne, I have something to say," he murmured. "What is it, Ash?" Dianne asked. "It's a bit of a scary moment now, so…" Ash cut his sentence off to kiss Dianne. As soon as it was finished, Dianne murmured sweetly, "Ketchum, that is your best kiss ever." The two snickered a little bit before continuing to watch the movie.
Want someone who loves love songs
And dedicates them to me
Ash put in a Michael Jackson album. "You want me to thrill you?" he asked Dianne. Dianne nodded happily.
And two loving arms never out of reach
Been fine all alone
Did fine being free
This time I wanna be
This time I wanna be
Overloved
Over needed
Over wanted
Over missed when I'm away
Overloved
Over dreamed of
As the two went to sleep, Ash put his arms protectively around Dianne. "You don't touch her, Bunny," he murmured. (Bunny is actually Butch!)
Over cared about
Over everything
I'd give anything to be overloved
Want someone to talk to me with talk so sweet
Want someone who's there to share their world with me
I've been too lonely for too many nights
Dianne cried on Ash's shoulder. "I can't believe it…Drake didn't want me to be in his band because he said he wanted the girls," she said. Ash quietly patted her head. "Whatever might happen, Di, just remember, I'm right here for you," he told her, then kissed her.
This time I need someone here in my life
This time I want someone holding me tight
Been under kissed, under touched
Now I just wanna be
Overloved
Over needed
Over wanted
"Dianne, don't leave me here, I'm scared Skulker might show up again," Ash pouted. Dianne held back a laugh. "Alright, you can come with me to the mall," she said.
Over missed when I'm away
Overloved
Over dreamed of
Over cared about
Over everything
I'd give anything to be overloved
I just wanna be
Overloved
By someone who's over in love with me
Ash held Dianne's hand as they watched the sun set on the beach. "Isn't it beautiful?" Dianne asked him. "Not as beautiful as you," Ash said.
Overloved
Over kissed over touched over missed
Overloved
The two kissed.
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Me: That was one of the most random song-fics I ever did.
Dawn: When am I gonna be with Konta?
Me: Soon, Dawn, soon…
