EZaGr (Emperor Zim/Gaz)

"Yes! Bow down before ZIM!" There was no time for girlfriends in this new civilization!

"Zim, marry me, please," Gaz appeared in all glory.

"Yes. Yesss. Someone to RULE BY! GIRT-Fetch me the female," The emperor commanded.

"Yay! I'm OOC!" Gaz said. So, by the nonexistent laws of Fanfiction, it didn't matter at all.


TaMir (Tak/MiMi)

"You're my SIR Unit," Tak said.

"I am," MiMi replied.

"So why am I in love with you? And if you date me, no ice cream allowed," Tak had eaten far too much ice cream. IT WAS SUFFERING.

"I will date you," MiMi was happy her master was in love with her.


ZaZr (Zim/Zita)

"I sit behind you in Skool!" Zita cheerfully stated.

"Oh no! Nobody's kissed yet! We've got to get this a level up!" Zim screamed, so, of course, they kissed.

"I love you," Zita said.

"So do I!" Zim responded, finding another pairing for himself immediately, but subtly so not to hurt his NEW girlfriend's feelings.


DaMr (Dib and Prof. Membrane)

"Why do I get all these ships?" Dib was angry. But then again, there weren't many good Dib ships.

"Because pedophilia is hot!" Professor Membrane said.

"No. No it is not, but I'm still in love with you!" Dib said.

"This is also incest!" Said his possible dad, and they married on the spot.


Suggest, R&R. It's midnight, and I've been up since seven, so G'night everybody.