Disclaimer: I do not own FMA never will -_- so I will never make any money from my perverted imagination

Warning: this fic contains yaoi that means I will soon have Ed and Roy doing very perverted things with each other.

Sorry it has taken a while for me to update I have put out 3 oneshots and a chapter of Ed and the Smurf. I had a little writers block for this one story but it seems to have worked it's way out…some.

Morning after fun

"Jean the phone's ringing." Ed elbowed the bare chest beside him. The phone was quickly silenced when the receiver was picked up.

"This is Jean"

The voice on the other end of the receiver was all too clearly heard.

"Hey have you seen Ed?"

Jean looked at the man beside him shaking his head "No Boss I haven't seen him in years. Why do you ask?"

"He's in town and he left the house upset yesterday and I haven't seen him since. If you do happen to see him then let me know"

"Why did he leave? Did you finally jump him or what?" Jean lay across the bed landing on Ed's chest.

"What makes you think I would jump him?"

Jean laughed "Why not? He's smart and sexy that's a rare combination. Hell you never know he even might be able to solve your problem." Jean leaned more toward Ed's head so he could hear a little better.

"That's the whole problem; I reacted."

"So what exactly were you two doing?"

"I was tripping all over his clothes he left in the middle of the floor so I wasn't doing anything."

Jean loved this little game of Q & A "So what was he doing then?"

Ed gave Jean a glare.

"I tripped on his clothes he haphazardly left in the floor then fell on his bed. If falling once wasn't bad enough I fell on the way out of the room but he caught me and for some odd reason he…" Roy paused. "Anyways I told him to stop before I made a fool out of myself."

"You should've done it."

"WHAT? He's married and has 2 kids it would be wrong to take their father from them."

"Guess I can't argue with that. But what if he's not happy with them? He may be happier with you."

"Doesn't matter he belongs with them not me. What would he do with a broken down old man?"

"There are lots of things, like arguing all the time then screwing till the break of day, it would never be dull and I'm sure you would rather have his company over some old nursemaid. Hell, we could even get you two hitched if you want, it may not be totally legal but we could have a ceremony."

"You keep telling yourself that. Listen you see him tell him to call the office or come by."

"Okay I will, talk to you later then." Jean hung up. He looked at the blond. He was deep in thought. Jean rose to his feet, "Just call him later."

He never got a reply Ed had already rolled his back toward the blond and fallen from whatever thoughts and into sleep once again.

Ed awoke to the smell of breakfast. He looked through the bedroom door into the living area. Jean was sitting up the table with food. Ed hadn't eaten since yesterday morning and the food smelled good enough to coax him out of the warm bed. He trudged over to the table.

"About time you got up."

"Eh, I had a rough day yesterday I should be able to sleep all day."

"Well no sleeping here for now. I'm about to check out in an hour."

Ed's hunger was apparent in the way he was shoveling food into his mouth,

"Ed, you should go back to the bosses after this."

"I planned on it, walking around in boxers and a jacket is not something I want to do all day."

"Make sure you call when you get there let him know you are okay."

"I will." Then came the silence

The silence was soon getting awkward.

"Do you like General Mustang?"

Ed nearly choked on his pancake at the question "He's alright, but he still can be an ass."

"If you like him then I doubt he would turn you down. But make sure you are serious about him before you make a move."

Ed sat in silence the rest of the meal. Jean cleared the plates then started packing his belongings.

"Where are you staying tonight?" Ed leaned on the doorframe watching Jean.

Jean must have been expecting his question since he handed Ed a piece of paper. "Here's the address just in case you have an emergency, its check out time lets go."

He pushed by Ed and put his case down waiting on Ed to catch up to him. When Ed got close enough Jean caught Ed's lips in a delicate kiss. "If you want a screw buddy come find me if you want a partner talk to Roy." He strode out of Ed's sight before he snapped too. Ed looked back into the room the conversation had taken place.

"What do I want?" he spoke aloud to himself.

"Well I know that I want to clean that room if you don't mind."

Ed stepped aside letting the older lady into the room. Taking one last glance at the room then he walked away.

He was going to go for a walk to try to clear his head and figure out what he really wanted. Every time he looked at the passerby's he seen the unusual reactions which instilled the need to go get his wallet and clothes from Roy's. Before he knew it he was standing on the steps fishing thru the jacket for the key that Armstrong had given him.

Soon in the house he walked upstairs and into the shower. He walked nude into his room and started fishing through his bag for clothes.

"Oh my…"

Ed jumped at the unexpected woman's voice.

"I'm sorry master Edward. I did not know you were in the house." The lady had her back to him now.

"Are you one of his women?"

The lady turned around quickly. "You are mistaken Master Edward I am merely Master Mustang's maid and cook. I have never seen any other person in this home. He told me yesterday that he was to have company then described you and I guessed that you were the young boy in the pictures on his desk downstairs." The girl blushed slightly for some reason. "Well I'm sorry Master Edward but I must attend to my duties. Master Mustang said to please contact him as so as you can." With that she walked off to Roy's room.

He was finished dressing by the time she had left he brushed his hair leaving it unbound and then left to go to headquarters to see the General. He had walked the streets of central so often he walked without even paying attention his feet directed him to Roy's office. He stopped in front of the door. What was he waiting for he rose his hand to knock then stopped and pushed the doors open instead. He walked in and the room went silent he plopped down on the couch like he always had and leaned his head back.

"Good to hear you're still alive Ed." Roy called thru his open office door

"How did you know it was me?"

"The way you barged in was the same as you always have." Roy looked in Ed's direction and smirked.

It was now that he was bombarded with questions from Breda, Falman, Fuery, and even Hawkeye. After a couple hours of answering Roy interrupted them.

"Edward,"

The room went silent.

"Why don't we go get something for lunch?"

Ed thought for a moment "Yeah sure."

Roy got up and Ed watched as everyone stepped out of his path. He was motioned to follow Roy. They walked down the streets Roy waving a bamboo pole in front of him. He watched in awe as Roy navigated the busy streets near HQ. He stopped at a small café.

"Ah General it is good to see you today would you like to sit inside or outside." The waitress seemed very familiar with him.

Roy looked up as if to be seeing the sky. "It is going to rain soon we shall sit inside today." The lady took his arm in hers and guided him to a secluded seat in the back of the café. The hostess left to get Ed a menu.

Ed was puzzled" How?"

"I can smell the rain coming."

"Smelling rain, that's a new one."

"Ed I depend on the rest of my senses to go through everyday life they function a little better than yours."

They followed the waitress into a private room in the back of the restaurant. They took their seats till the waitress came back to them and handed Ed the menu; took their drink order then left.

Ed gazed over the menu. "What's good?"

"There are several things good on it would you like me to order you something."

Ed thought it over, "Sure that's fine."

Roy ordered their food. Ed was taking in the décor on the room. It seemed to be decorated with festive masks in deep hues and silver or gold accents some were covered in sequins and others in feathers. Roy rose and trotted off Ed was curious what he was doing. He returned a moment later.

"If you would like to wash up the bathroom is on the other side of that wall. Ed figured it would be good manners to wash up first. When he returned their food was on the table and Roy had already started to dig in fingers first. He sat and watched Roy eat the noodles with his fingers.

"Not going to use a fork."

"I don't normally eat with utensils anymore. It's easier with fingers and I find everything tastes better that way."

"Well if you say so." He grabbed his fork and dug into his own plate.

"Here try this." Roy held out a piece of white meat towards Edward.

He remembered the phone call with Havoc earlier that day; he suddenly felt like teasing Roy and leaned forward to eat the piece of meat out of Roy's fingers. He looped his tongue around the meat and took it from him then sucked on the tips of Roy's fingers.

"Yeah it does taste better without the fork." Ed smirked at Roy who was now a dark shade of pink. "You want to try mine."

"No thank you I already have had that." He scooped up another finger full of food.

"Well fine then."Ed moved his seat out and stood beside Roy he sat one hand on Roy's thigh and with the other he took Roy's wrist and guiding his hand toward his mouth stealing the bite Roy was about to take. "I like this dish a little better than my own."

Roy turned an even darker shade of red, that time.

"Ed this is my plate to eat not yours."

"Fine, fine." He watched Roy slide around on the chair trying to get more comfortable.

"Ed how's your family?"

"They're fine. The boys are already learning basic alchemy. The day before you called Van brought me a train he had made."

"They are following after their prodigy father already."

"Yeah, Van's only 3 and already practicing alchemy."

"Let's just hope they don't take after your height."

"YOU Bastard! I am not short anymore this is average Height!"

Roy laughed "Sure keep telling yourself that."

"Ass."

"Anyways the celebration for Jean is tonight is at a bar called Madame Christmas', do I need to have someone pick you up at my home or are you going to hang around at office?"

Ed thought for a moment. "I need to get something nice to wear before going."

"hmm. You never cared what others thought about your looks before. Why do you care now?"

Ed shoved the last bite of his food into his mouth.

"Time changes people Roy, would it really be a crime to dress up nice for my old friend's welcome back party?"

"I really guess not, I should probably do the same. Are you finished Fullmetal?"

"Yes it was good thank you."

"Then we should be going."

Okay this was a long chapter because it was part of chapter 6 and the complete chapter 7