AN: Ok, so I had a reviewer say that Klaus is their favorite character so far, and I had some friends say they want to see more of him, so I decided that Klaus needs a "Meet the_" video. Since I can't animate on SFM, I decided to give him his video here. It is written in script form for later when I CAN animate. Enjoy!

(A RED Spy slinks through the BLU base and into the intel room. He greedily eyes the blue case and slowly walks forward and reaches out to grab it. Before he can, a growl is heard. The RED Spy spins around and gets tackled Klaus. Painful crunching sounds are heard over RED Spy's yells)

RED Spy: Maudits chien!

(A brief fade out and back in reveals Klaus trotting through the base with a scrap of bloody, red pinstriped fabric in his mouth. He sets his prize at someone's feet and wags his tail with a bark. A blue gloved hand reaches down and scratches Klaus behind the ears)

Elsa: (offscreen) Du bist so ein guter Hund.

(The Screen switches over to the "Meet the Guard Dog" title card featuring a bone and pawprint emblem. The screen then switches to a shot of Elsa in the infirmary)

Elsa: Guten Tag meine freundes. I'm here to introduce you to a very important member of ze BLU team. (camera backs up to reveal Klaus lying at her feet and chewing on a bone) Zis is Klaus. Klaus is a Doberman Pinscher, ze team mascot, and our very own guard dog. Now most of you vould assume zat Klaus is just a violent killer because of his breed. Not so. Dobermans are known for being loving, (there's a shot of Klaus in the infirmary licking an injured Amy's hand) hardvorking, (there's a shot of Klaus on the battlefield running up to Rose with a mouthful of scrap metal) loyal, (there's a shot of Klaus dragging an injured Shannon to safety behind a big rock) and intelligent. (there's a shot of Klaus lunging at Diane, who turns back into the RED Spy) Klaus is no exception.

Klaus: (barks and walks off camera)

Elsa: Now some of you may be screaming zat I am a cruel voman for allowing my dog onto ze battlefield. Maybe, but I have not done so vizout reason. I have entered Klaus into ze respawn system so zat he vill not die. And I may have made a few… modifications to him… (there's a shot of Elsa laughing wickedly while an ubercharged Klaus chases a RED Scout) But zat is neither here nor zere. Ze point is zat even zough Klaus is a dog, he still provides a huge service to our team. Whether he be needed for offense, (there's a shot of Klaus barking and running with a charging Anya) defense, (there's a shot of Klaus tearing and dragging a cursing RED Soldier off of a control point) support, (there's a shot of Klaus snatching up a sticky bomb and chasing a RED Demo away from Sue) or even Spy checking. (there's a shot of Klaus sniffing all the members of BLU and then wagging his tail) But do not allow yourself to be fooled. Underneath it all, Klaus is-

Amy: (offscreen) Who's a good boy? You are, yes you are…

(Camera pans over to Amy scratching Klaus's belly. Klaus is wagging his tail making happy sounds. Amy continues making babytalk at Klaus as Elsa walks into the frame.

Elsa: (sighs) Underneath it all… he's just a big silly.

(Camera switches over to the group shot of the BLU team, zooming out from Klaus's picture of him sitting at Elsa's feet. The ending theme plays over it)

Klaus: (barks offscreen)

Elsa: (chuckles) Guter Hund.