Well done, all! Sue death toll; 22! Keep these reviews coming!

GRAAHH!!!! WHY CAN'T I OWN FMA ALREADY!!! If I ask Arakawa-san, then maybe....*Mumble mumble* *Evil grin*

Warning; HANNAH MONTANA BASHING


In the last chapter, I have given you the awesomest thing ever...TWO SUES' DEATHs!!! However, all things must come to an end...like Ling's and Al's lives...in this chapter. Or, if I follow the plotline correctly...which probably won't happen

"I love you, Al-sama! I want to kiss you, and squeeze you, and go to bed with you..." Lila squealed with delight to add emphasis on the last statement.

"THAT GIRL'S CRAZY!!!!" Screamed Ling as he ATTEMPTED to pull Al further away from said sue.

"AND YOU AREN'T?" Al screamed back in a very OOC way. " WHO WAS IT THAT ASKED TO GET POSSESED WITH A PSYCHO HOMUNCULUS?! HUH???"

"WELL, I WAS GONNA GET POSSESED ANYWAY!!! NOW SHUT UP UNLESS YOU WANT TO BECOME FISH FOOD!!!!!!"

And so, two of FMA's most famous bishies continued their most delightful conversation down to Father's lair.

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Starlight, after losing her most delightful friend, wanted revenge. No, not on the bitchy Festivia 'cos she was dead, but on a well-known shrimp, the cause of it all. Yes, despite their annoyingness, Mary Sues are capable of being intellegent. Wow, that's something new!

Anyways, she transformed herself back into a cat and went off to seek more allies.

And she found two. In one day.

Julia Candy Sugar SweetHoney was the Candy King's daughter. But Candy King was murdered by Lord Sourdrop and Julia went to seek her own place in the world. She met Alphonse and fell in love, but he rejected her, so she commited suicide. Candy King's soul revived Julia and she then met Havoc, and fell in love with him, and he fell in love with her. But Al had realised his mistake of rejecting her and killed Havoc. Julia transformed into a Philosopher's stone and revived Havoc, then killed Al. Then she killed herself. Now she lives to search for Al and Havoc.

Hannah Montana was a famous pop star, until she met Mustang. She tried everything to win his heart but everything failed, so she went and became an emo. Before she slit her wrists out of sadness, Ling stopped her, saying all life is precious and should not be thrown away. So, she fell in love with Ling, but could not get over Mustang, so Ling killed Mustang and she revived him with Music Alchemy, sacrificing her beautifully charming voice and golden blonde wig and she died. Mustang killed Ling because he killed him and made Hannah die, and...

Oh, you can see how this goes on. Just remember, none of the actions mentioned above in these ridiculously angsty stories are true. It's just Mary-Sue stuff.

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"E...egads!!!!"

What luck. Al took a wrong turn and ended up in a dead end. Ling leapt into Al's arms as soon as he heard Lila's hot pink high heels click closer.

"My loove~~~" Sighed Lila, her hair flowing delicatly behind her. "We are destined to be~~~!"

"To be scared, more like...." Ling sighed. He tightens his grip on Al's arm every step Lila takes towards them...

"Ow." Murmured Al. (His arm was turning blue. I did that to my friend once. She freaked out.)

"I will heal you with my almighty flower alchemy!!!!" Giggled Lila. That made Al back up against the wall even more. "It wont hurt, I promise!"

3 seconds later...

"YEOOOOOWWWCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!"

"What's all this noise? Even a homunculus needs to sleep, you know..." Groaned Envy. "I'll kill you for ruining my beauty sleep...." He noticed Lila.

"Well well well....I think we've found another new 'candidate...' for the circle..." Envy grinned like the psychomaniac he was. "Father's gonna be pleased with me."

"Envy-sama!!" Sighed Lila. " I've found you, my love! Don't you remember me? I was *insert very conveniently placed Mary-Sue flashback* and now, I have found you at last!" She pounced on poor Envy.

"Can't...breathe..." Croaked the Homunculus. "Lungs...collapsing..." He clocked out.

"Oh noes~~" Wailed Lila. "I must save you so we can..." She proceeded to carry out the kidnapping of Envy while skipping towards the evil pink fortress so she sould make friends with Starlight so she could...*gasps in air* so she could hunt more bishies so she could...

Al and Ling took that opprtunity to escape. Quickly. But Al's arm never felt the same ever again. May it rest in peace.

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"I heard."

Funnily enough, Mustang managed to pluck up enough courage so he could ask for assistance from..Bradley. BRADLEY, OF ALL PEOPLE.

"So..you wish for my assistance." Bradley paused to sip some tea.

"Yes, sir." Mustang bowed. No, not because of all these crack pairings out there, nor of hoping Riza won't turn into a RoyEd fan, but because of all these subordinates with sparkly metallic objects that can kill you. Yes, guns, the weapon that carried out wars and terrorism. Those who possess them can be very skilled or unskilled, and holds power over life and death. Ooh, and they're sparkly...oh crap, I'm getting off subject.

BACK, BACK!!! I CANNOT LET MY AWESOMENESS TAKE OVER THIS FIC!!! IT'S PRATICALLY MI LIFE~

"No." Said Bradley, standing up again. " These Sues can become a great help to us in this war. I will not help you unless I am convinced otherwise."

"Of course, sir." Smiled Mustang. "I have been foolish to think of requesting help without something to convince you with. Excuse me." He walked out of the room to god-knows-where to do god-knows-what.

Bradley didn't like the look on Mustangs face. Not one little bit.


Hmm, so I didn't follow the plotline well enough after all...ah well, at least I managed to slot Envy in.

Just review! C'mon, we can do this!!! Get more sues dead!