Author's Note: This was gonna be up the night before last, but that didn't happen.

Soo, I purposefully tried to make this one longer to- hopefully- make up for last chapter and the other ones that have been depressingly short. 'Cause honestly, I don't measure out how many I'm posting, I just highlight some, go through the process- and yes, it definitely is one, for me- and then BAM! new chapter. Not the smartest or easiest method, but oh well. And maybe I'll stop slackin' and start counting them. Who knows. Oh, and yeah, this is definitely not longer. Pretty sure it's shorter. Sorry!

THANKS A MILLION TO EVERYONE THAT'S READ THIS DUSTY OLD THING! I KNOW IT'S CRINGY IN SOME PARTS AND I'M SORRY! I TRY TO MONITOR THEM, BUT YEAH. I'LL STOP WITH THE CAPS LOCKING NOW.

Hope ya'll enjoy!

Chapter 7

Rule #119

Only two bots have permission to use my personal WiFi

-Optimus and Barricade

-Optimus doesn't use it a lot

-Barricade uses it as much as me

-Everyone else uses it twenty four seven

Rule #120

Do not call the bots 'it'

-Or anything of the sort

-I will kill you

Rule #121

Yes, you can keep Mr. Cart

-Just don't go riding him through the halls

Rule #122

No, I will not get social media

-Stop asking

Rule #123

All Autobots and not-anymore 'cons can have any form of social media they want

-So long as your guys' secret stays just that

-A secret

-I find it hilarious that the illustrious leader of the Autobots has a Twitter

Rule #124

*Sigh* okay, okay, okay.

-Human soldiers and any other idiots: Do not slack on reports

-You all went to some form of learning place

-Might've dropped out

-Might've tuned everything out

-But I know you know the English language

-(If you don't, kindly remove yourself)

-SO FRAGGIN' USE IT!

-I don't use the best grammar when I'm talking at times, but I am TALKING

Rule #125

Don't pop balloons for fun

-It hurts Cybertronian's audios

-And is a good way to get shot and/or viciously maimed

Rule #126

Toaster Strudels are banned

-Don't ask me why

-All I know is Prowl came in and yelled at me 'til I typed this

Rule #127

If we have to travel for an extended period of time- especially in alt- please bring stuff to stay entertained

-And can Sideswipe and/or Sunstreaker and Barricade please help me with my entertainment?

-I'm not trying to sound lazy

-I'll just end up forgetting EVERYTHING

-That won't end well

Rule #128

Please warn all Cybertronian's about fireworks

-It was nearly World War III over here

Rule #129

Don't mess with my blanket

-That's MY Blankie!

-MINE!

Rule #130

Leave Big Dog ALONE

-Big Dog is a giant- sorta- stuffed animal German Shepard I've had since I was like five

-I named him after a Shepard my papaw used to have

-I loved him dearly

-He had to be put down though 'cause of age and other stuff

-Big Dog is all I have left of him

-I sleep with him every night

-There are only a few exceptions to this

-Michaelā, Jazlyn, Mariah, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Elita and Optimus

-Anyone/bot else will suffer my wrath

Rule #131

Yes, I named my dads 2010 Chevy Silverado Rage and my moms 2007 Cobalt Pumpkinator when I was little

-Don't judge me

-Rage 'cause I liked the name

-(Or the word as a name)

-And Pumpkinator 'cause he was orange

-Dad still has Rage

-Pumpky is sadly upstairs

-I still mourn the fact

Rule #132

We aren't allowed to have an ice machine

-Unless one comes to life and stumbles upon us

-You can trek the fifty thousand miles to the nearest USave though

-No one will take you most likely though

-Have fun walking!

Rule #133

Respect what the bots do and do not like to eat/drink

-Ratchet and Starscream made holoforms capable of intaking this stuff to appease them

-NOT tick them off

Rule #134

Leave Ravage ALONE

-She is a relatively calm femme

-Until bothered

-I will know when/if you do something

Rule #135

Don't leave your trash wherever

-We literally have three hundred fifty seven trash cans in this building

-Em and I counted

-Failure also results in a fine of twenty days of cleaning the island

Rule #136

Don't reenact Tom and Jerry

-No one will clean up your mess

-Except you of course

Rule #137

PLEASE blare George Thorogood and the Destroyers over the intercom

-Gotta love Bad to the Bone

Author's Note:

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