Q: To Lilly who would you kill make out and marry, the choices are Lee,Kenny,Ben.

A: "It would have to be Lee. Unlike Kenny, Lee actually thinks about others and not just himself." said Lilly crossing her arms.

"All you thought about was yourself and your dad!" accused Kenny. "You've been giving your dad extras!"

"He also knows not to deal with bandits." said Lilly ignoring Kenny.

"I thought they had my friend!" said Ben.

"I don't give a damn!" said Lilly. "It turned out they didn't, now did they? Because of you, Kenny's son got bit and we lost a good place to stay."

Q: To Omid make up a nickname for Lee then torment him with it.

A: "I can try." said Omid. "It might take a while."

Q: To Lee did you know Carley called you big headed?

A: "Ain't no different from any other day." shrugged Lee. "Wait, she said I was big headed?! I AM NOT BIG HEADED! I'M THE MOST GORGEOUS AND SEXIST MOTHER FUCKER IN THIS SHIT! EVERY MAN AFTER ME HAS BEEN UGLY AS HELL! I'M THE BEST LOOKING GUY IN THE WHOLE WALKING DEAD FRANCHISE!"

"See what I mean." Carley rolled her eyes.

Q: To Lee (again) what do your parents think of you?

A: "Well my mom thinks I'm egotistical."

"Like they say, mother knows best." said Kenny.

"Shut up. Hm…and my dad says I'm a womanizer, full of myself, something about putting people down, being a sadistic psychopath, and something called schadenfreude."

"That's not too far from the truth." said Ben.

Lee stared at Ben and then threw a coconut at him, knocking him on the floor. Clementine and Lee then cracked up. Luke mumbled, "I see where she gets it from."

Clementine threw Sarah's book at Luke and cracked up again with Lee.

Q: To Kenny who can fight better out of you and Lee verbally and physically?

A: "Physically that would go to Lee." admitted Kenny. "Verbally would too."

"Damn right!" said Lee. "Just bring up something right bad and Kenny'll back down quick."

"Yeah right." said Jane. "You must be better at it than me."

Q: Was Larry dead or not? Everyone who was there including Larry answer please.

A: "How the hell should any of us know?" said Lee. "We tried reviving the son of a bitch, but then Kenny smashed his head in."

"Because he was dead!" said Kenny.

"You hated my dad! Of course you would say that!" said Lilly glaring at Kenny.

"He was an asshole! Everybody hated that jerk except you!"

"To be honest, I'm sure." said Larry. "All I remember is seeing nothing. I was knocked out. I did feel like I was choking on something though."

Q: Opinion of the St. Johns everyone?

A: "What's there to say?" said Lee. "They were fucking crazy!"

"They cut my legs off and fed them to everybody there!" said Mark. "Of course I'm with Lee on this one!"

"They fed my family a man's legs. I'm glad those fuckers are dead!" said Kenny while Katjaa nodded in agreement.

"I'm glad I stayed behind at the inn." said Ben. "I don't think I could handle having eaten a man's legs."

"Same here." said Carley.

"They were sick people and my dad wouldn't have had that heart attack." said Lilly.

"And then that nut wouldn't have dropped that thing on my face." said Larry.

"I did the right thing. I don't regret shit."

"Keep telling yourself that." said Lilly.

"I'm glad they're gone." said Clementine. "Mark was nice. He didn't deserve to get his legs cut off…I don't which would be worse though. Being fed a friend's legs or being fed a zombie."

"I thought it tasted pretty good…" When everybody looked at Duck, he quickly said, "…you know until I found out what it was."

Also, I think the St. Johns should join Crawford, they would become one of the most important people if not the leader if they joined am I right?

"Knowing the St. Johns, they would have eaten everybody or got killed after finding out that they were cannibals." said Lee as Molly nodded in agreement.

"They were harsh at Crawford, but they wouldn't eat people." said Molly. "They just kicked people out if they were sick or really young or old. Nobody was hungry enough to eat each other."

Also, opinions on Brenda St. John dying everyone?

"Same as her sons, fucking crazy." said Lee.

"She seemed like a nice woman at first." said Katjaa.

"But then she showed her true side and tried to kill you." said Lee.

"We're lucky that bitch is dead too." said Kenny.

"How's it knowing your girlfriend was a cannibal, Larry." smirked Lee.

"Shut up, Lee." snapped Larry.

Q: To Lily: would you fuck Lee is he wasn't already banging Carley?

A: "I don't know." said Lilly. "Maybe if things weren't the way they were at the time…"

Lee started to say something, but reframed from doing so when Carley gave him a furious look.

Q: To Carley: who is your woman crush? Molly or Lily?

A: "Neither, especially not Lilly. Molly seems okay though."

Q: To Clementine: If you could, would you go back in time to when Kenny beat in The Governor 2.0 and tea bag his face after it gets beat in?

A: "If I had a nut sack, I would have and I would have rubbed it all up in his face." said Clementine smirking. "But alas I'm just a girl so vag bagging would be more appropriate. So yes, I should have, but everybody was ready to go so I didn't."

Q: To Sarah: Do you like Hershey kisses or Reese's cups better?

A: "I would have to say Reese cups!" said Sarah. "No matter what kind I get, they always taste good, unlike Hershey kisses."

"I thought there was only one kind." said Clementine looking surprised.

Q: To Nick: First off Vanilla Ice, lets get one thing straight. Your new name is Vanilla Ice, so just stop resisting.

"Fuck you!" said Vanilla Ice aka Nick.

Second off, would you rather get drunk off whiskey while fucking Sarah or get stoned while fucking Luke?

"I don't know. Somebody could get hurt." Nick said slightly dancing around the subject.

"Bitch please!" said Clementine. "Who you gonna hurt with that 3 inch dick?"

Sarah slipped up and snickered. Vanilla Ice looked over at her surprised. "Sarah!"

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh...it just sounded funny the way she said it." Sarah blushed.

"Tell me, Sarah, how big is it?" Clementine raised a brow.

She just covered up her mouth, still snickering at what Clementine said before.

Q: To Everyone but Jane: How stupid and crazy do you think Jane is?

"That bitch is so crazy, if you looked up the definition of it, you'd see Jane's picture and her name in the definition." said Troy.

"Shit! I was about to say that!" said Clementine.

"Jane's not that...OW!" Kenny had thrown a shoe at Luke. "What the hell, Kenny?!"

"You shut up! You fucked her. You don't get to speak up for her!" said Kenny.

"I don't think she's crazy or stupid." said Sarah. "She's just..."

"...super crazy." said Clementine.

"I wasn't about to say that." said Sarah.

"Don't deny it. You know you hate that bitch."

Q: To Lee: Would you rather kill The Governor 2.0 or Arvo for what they did to your precious sweet pea.*

A: "Truth be told, he didn't really do anything bad to Clementine." said Lee. "Now Arvo, he's the mother fucker that needs to die! He shot her! That fucker needs to die!"

Q: I Didn't Mean You I Ment Me I AM MOTHERFUCKING STEVE WILSON TELL CLEMENTINE THAT I'M COMING FOR HER MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

A: Clementine did answer your question. I just didn't put her name down.

Q: I any chance are fan of Xenosaga game series if yes the Petition to remaster the game for Hd

A: I'm sorry, but I don't know what that is.

Q: Carlos why didn't you teach Sarah how to fend for herself you died and you weren't there to protect her and she died too

A: "To answer your first question, I didn't feel the need to. As long as she stayed where she was supposed to be, she'd be safe." said Carlos. "As for the second one, Sarah didn't die because she didn't know how to defend herself. Whether she knew how to shoot a gun or not didn't matter at that moment anyways."

Q: To Lee have you ever kissed Carley or anyone in the room?

A: "Duh...and when I say duh I mean I have kissed Carley." Lee said that last part quickly to avoid Carley's wrath.

Q: To Carley pick two men to have a threesome with

A: "I'm not answering that!" said Carley. 'Mark and Lee duh! Like you people even have to ask!' - Carley's inner side

Q: To Lee again are you gay?

A: "I'm not gonna lie, all these mother fuckers can get it...well anybody expect Duck and Clementine...and anybody under the age of 18."

"For real?" Clementine's eyes lit up. "Yes, now my fanfic can totally happen."

Ben grunted.

Q: Duck, do you like-like Clem?

A: "Yeah. She's alright." said Duck.

Q: To clementine do you like duck?

A: "Yes." blushed Clementine.

"For real? Looks like we could have been in-laws." said Lee nudging Kenny.

"I'm not sure how I feel about that." said Kenny.

Q: to ben DANCE MONKEY DANCE!to lilly if he doesn't dance feel free to shoot at him until he does. to clementine your shoe's untied to everyone I command you all to dance! (not with eachother) also I dare carly to kick lee between the legs.

A: "I'm doing that!" said Ben.

"As much as I would love to shoot him, I can't." said Lilly. "I don't have a gun."

Clementine just took off her shoes. "Bitch please. I ain't doing shit."

"Clementine can't dance anyways." said Sarah.

"Why you..." Clementine glared at Sarah. "Take that back!"

"You can't!"

"Asshole!" Clementine pouted even though it was true. She couldn't dance for shit.

"With pleasure." said Carley. She then kicked Lee between the legs and regretted it. "OW! What the hell?!"

"Hahaha! Metal cod piece!" smirked Lee. "For the times when your woman is on her period!"


*Carver can slap Clementine (didn't do anything to me in my game), but other than just forcing her to go to his camp, he really doesn't do anything to her. Arvo on the other hand shoots her and nearly kills her.

**It's true. Sarah's deaths (either getting left behind or falling down and getting trapped then eaten) had nothing to do with self defense. The writers never put her in a situation where she had to defend herself.