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And now, without further ado…

Chapter 7: Beware the Physical Exam!

*Afterschool-Outside in the garden*

*Arisa POV*

"Welcome!" we all chorused as the club started and the guests made their way towards our special flower-viewing today. Luckily for me, I have no guests scheduled for today, so I had quite a lot of free time.

"Kuchiki-san, we wouldn't mind if you joined us." One of Haruhi's regulars told me – probably noticing that I was bored - I think her name was Sakura- something.

"That would be lovely, but I never did catch your name." I replied hoping that I didn't offend her.

"Ah, right sorry, I'm Sakurazuka Kimiko and here is Kurakano Momoka." She said motioning at the girl sitting down next to Haruhi as we made our way to sit on the little picnic type spot that was laid out for us right near the beautiful cherry-blossoms.

"Hey Arisa, come to join us?" Haruhi asked me as I came to sit down although it was a teeny-weeny bit difficult since my teal kimono was tight – damn those twins getting my size wrong.

"Yeah, I don't have any guests for today, so I thought I would join you guys." I reply, "So, my wonderful ladies, what would you like?" I say with my host smile.

"Um…I… Could I have some coffee please?" Momoka-san asked me shyly, slightly blushing, and I could tell that it was because she was sitting right next to Haruhi since she was constantly glancing over at her hand.

"Sure, let me just go and get it." Definitely finding it difficult to get up, I gave Haruhi my most distressed look possible, and she simply rolled her eyes and helped me get up. Once I was on my feet I made my way to the food and drinks' table only to be stopped by our little senpai jumping on my back for a piggy-back ride.

"Ari-chan! Are you enjoying it today?" Honey-senpai asked me munching on some sweets.

"Yep! The flowers are really pretty aren't they?" I reply pouring the coffee into the cups and getting some snacks.

"Very true! Say, Ari-chan do you want some cake?" Honey-senpai asked again picking up some more cake.

"Sorry, not now, but I'll definitely have some later kay."

"Okay, see you later Ari-chan!" Honey-senpai replied making his way to then jump on Mori-senpai.

"See you later Mori-senpai, Honey-senpai!" I yell back. Making my way to where Haruhi was sitting, I carefully gave them their cups of coffee, and as soon as I was about to take a sip of mine…

"No! You can't have it!" Haruhi exclaimed taking the cup out of my hands. Crying in despair, I take some cake and shove it down in one go.

After some time of just idly talking, we had been notified by Kyoya that their time with us was over, and much to my pleasure Momoka-san and Kimiko-san asked if they could request me with Haruhi!

"Come on, let's go get more snacks!" I say Haruhi dragging her towards the snack's table, only to see the twins with their guests doing their incest/fan-service.

"Kaoru!" Hikaru exclaimed grabbing Kaoru's finger and, kissing it? "For pity's sake, that's what you get for not focussing on what you're doing. You just need to keep your eyes on me." How cheesy! I was totally cringing!

"Hikaru…" Kaoru replied blushing slightly.

"Oh, I can't take it anymore, it's so fantastic!" one of their fangirl's squealed.

"You have to watch it, or else it will go to waste! This is a rare scene!" the other fangirl exclaimed.

"You are very right miss." Kyoya says as he appears out of nowhere, "As with these cherry-blossoms, beauty is fleeting. There isn't a single day where you'll be able to see them like this again. And so, I created this book which has pictures that capture the beauty of these passing days. Furthermore, I have also created similar books for all the hosts, even including our newest hosts Haruhi and Arisa! In the event, you were to purchase them altogether, there is a set price." he says, now holding up 5 books – when did he get all these?!

"I'll buy them! All of them!" both the fangirl's say together.

"So, this is how the club makes money." Hikaru and Kaoru say together. "But the real question is, when did he take these pictures?" Ha, not even they know!

"That's true, when did he?" Haruhi questioned as confused as I was.

"Kyoya's the Shadow King, don't question it. Anyways, I promised Honey-senpai that I'd come to him afterwards for some cake." I said putting on my best pouty-face, "So, will you come with me?"

"Fine, come on." She replied walking towards Honey and Mori-senpai.

"Haru-chan, Ari-chan! You came!" Honey-senpai exclaimed handing me a slice of chocolate cake.

"Thanks Honey-senpai, mind if we join you?" I ask

"Of course, you can join us!" Honey-senpai replied taking his seat on his picnic blanket. "Come on!"

"It's lovely that you have decided to join us Haruhi-kun, Arisa-chan." One of their fangirls said,

"It's my pleasure." I say taking a seat, motioning for Haruhi to join me.

"By the way, I am Mikamo Marika, and this is Munakata Ayumi." So, the person who was talking to me before was Ayumi-san.

"Now, eat up Haru-chan, Ari-chan we've got tonnes of sweets!" Honey-senpai exclaimed handing me a dozen plates, and then started whipping some matcha. Soon, we all noticed that Honey-senpai was losing too much of it. Should I tell him?

"Mitsukini, you lost too much." Mori-senpai told Honey-senpai, as he stopped and looked at what he had done I could see Honey-senpai's eyes tearing up – no don't cry!

"Wow! Honey-kun it looks so delicious!" Ayumi-san frantically said drinking it in one gulp.

"Oh wow! Honey-kun, this is the perfect amount! How did you know!" Marika-san added in hope to stop Honey-senpai from crying.

"Really?!" Honey-senpai replied cheering up completely, Haruhi and I sweat-dropped. Before we knew it, our time was up and they had to leave, so Haruhi and I just walked around the garden admiring the beautiful cherry-blossoms.

"Haruhi, Arisa, are you enjoying yourselves?" Tamaki asked us, appearing out of nowhere.

"Yeah, they cherry-blossoms are really amazing, aren't they?!" I replied trying to pick to off one of them.

"Yes, the flower reception is really beautiful, but then in our case, we are too busy being admired then doing the admiring." Tamaki said all whilst flicking his hair, Haruhi and I sweat-dropped – seriously?

"Senpai, you're blooming in more ways than one, huh?" Haruhi replied sarcastically causing me to snicker, but Tamaki, being so thick didn't notice.

"Well said, today I'm in full bloom of my beauty!" he exclaimed, before saying. "I wonder if you two will fall me soon!" This guy must seriously live his life completely detached from the severity of the world!

"Oi! Haruhi, Arisa! Have you guys decided what you want to take for your elective courses for this term?" Hikaru and Kaoru chorused, walking towards us and hooking our arms with theirs.

"How about Conversational French?" Kaoru asked,

"No please! I suck at French!" I replied.

"Oh well, whatever we take let's take the same things since we are…" Hikaru started,

"…All in the same class." They said giving Tamaki a look, which made him go into a corner.

"Say, Mummy…" Tamaki started,

"What is it Daddy?" Kyoya replied with his clipboard in hand.

"This is completely my hypothesis… but I think that because those devils are in the same class as my daughters, they spend more time with them than I do, what's worse is that they have a greater chance of becoming closer to them, which means…"

"Oh, you just realised!" Kyoya replied nonchalantly, as Tamaki got electrified in the back.

"During the day," he started, pulling out a chart labelled 'Contact with Arisa and Haruhi.' "Those four spend around nine hours of school time with each other, whilst your time with them is limited to a measly hour or two during club time. In other words, your involvement in their lives is a mere 3%." Tamaki once again started crying but this time grabbed Haruhi and I and said,

"I want you two to stop hanging around those disreputable twins!"

"Disreputable you say!" Hikaru started,

"You are the last person we want to hear that from Tono!" Kaoru finished.

"Yes…That's it…" Finally, letting go of us Tamaki started mumbling to himself until he declared…

"That's right! We surely can't let you continue hiding your gender Haruhi!" he then started crying "All Daddy wants is for you to go back to how you were before!" – what about me?

"Who are you calling Daddy?" Haruhi said,

"Go back! Go back now! Go back!"

"What about me?" I say confused

"You are a different case, see you are a Host but only because of high demand, yet you are still doing some chores since we don't have that many male guests, and females mostly request you. Furthermore, if it were to be exposed that Haruhi was a girl she may lose the customers that she already has and she may not even have time to come to club anymore as well." Kyoya explained to me whilst the others weren't paying attention.

"Oh, I see." I say now finally understanding, "Thanks Kyoya!"

"You don't have to rush things too much. She'll be found out soon enough anyways." Hikaru said, which got me once again confused.

"Remember, the day after tomorrow we have the Physical Exams." Kaoru said.

"Physical Exams?" Haruhi and I asked together,

"Now that you do mention it, it is the day after tomorrow." Kyoya said, obviously acting as if he didn't know.

"Well…It definitely will get out then…That I'm a girl…"

"Seriously…" I sweat-dropped.

*The Next Day-After the Host Club*

*Kaoru POV*

After cleaning up the Clubroom, Milord was sitting on his 'throne' with some bubble behind him with the title 'Tamaki Brain Theatre'. Whilst he was in his 'Brain Theatre', Haruhi had gone off to the library while the rest of us cleaned up, however I couldn't help but think about how Arisa was around Hika, in class Arisa played along with our pranks, but since Haruhi is her best friend she's always with her, maybe I should ask Haruhi to help me – no, not yet, not until there's more evidence – I guess that since I'm Hika's twin, I definitely know how he feels but to be on the safe side I'll wait until later to put my master plan into action.

"Tama-chan sure looks like he's enjoying himself, doesn't he?!" Honey-senpai exclaimed bright as always.

"I think he looks quite miserable." Hika pointed out, appearing beside me.

"Now, now, no need to be jealous Hikaru, everything is actually going according to plan." Tono said springing to life. "I could see how this would turn out from the beginning, it's obvious that Haruhi and I are the main love-interests for this comedy/love anime!"

"Then what are we?" Hika and I questioned,

"Why, the homo-homo supporting cast, of course!" Milord exclaimed.

"Hey!" Arisa shouted, however not gaining Tono's attention, he instead drew a line on the floor.

"Therefore, please do not cross over this line!" Tono said infatuate with the idea of Haruhi being in love-love with him.

"I'm kind of disgusted by this." We said together.

"On the other hand…" Hika stated,

"Don't you get it Tono…" I said,

"If it gets out that Haru-chan is a girl then, she won't be able to stay in the Host Club." Honey-senpai pointed out, "But, if Haru-chan were to wear girls' clothes, I 'm sure she would look even cuter, huh?"

"In middle school, she probably wore the girls' uniform, so she must have been popular with the boys, right?" Hika pointed out.

"Yeah," Kyoya-senpai added, "According to my investigations, Haruhi got confessed to almost once every month."

"Oh, I see, then Tono wouldn't be able to get too close to her, would he?" I said taunting Tono.

"It's true, she was always confessed too, she barely had any time with her friends!" Arisa said joining in.

"Well, we're in the same class as her so we could still be with her." Hika said,

"No!" Milord exclaimed, just as Haruhi decided to enter.

"Sorry I was late, I had to get a book from the library." Haruhi announced, grabbing Haruhi, Tono exclaimed,

"Don't worry, we'll keep your gender a secret tomorrow in the Physical Exams, just promise you'll be our secret princess!"

"…Ok…" She replied, obviously not understanding.

"It's true, we would all be really annoyed if Haruhi was courted by other men, it's already a hassle for Arisa." It's true, we hate it.

"Well then, it's sorted…" I said as Milord pulled out his planning board, seems like that we would be now doing 'Operation: Conceal Haruhi's gender AKA I Swear Haru-chan's a Boy!"

*Arisa POV*

And… There they went, preparing for their crazy plan to hide Haruhi's gender. No longer interested, I leaned into my conversation with Haruhi.

"Do you like the Host Club?" I asked,

"Yes, it's nice, fun and it's always exciting, it brings a bit of colour to my dull life!"

"Never! How could your life be boring when I'm in it!" I replied teasingly causing her to burst into laughter, Haruhi's smile was really pretty, if Tamaki saw her laugh like this he would definitely fall for her more.

"What about you, do you like being here?"

"I guess, it's super fun like you said, but I would never tell them that, if I did Tamaki's head would inflate!"

"You know, why don't you call Tamaki-senpai or Kyoya-senpai, senpai?"

"I never thought of that, I might just call them Mummy and Daddy from now on!"

Hearing them talk about their so-called formation for their plan, Haruhi being Haruhi, pointed out the obvious.

"That's right, if I'm found out, I won't be able to be a Host, and I won't be able to repay my debt."

"Altogether we still have 7,333,332 left to repay." I say, trying to freak out the Hosts.

"OH well, we'll just have to find another way to repay you guys." Haruhi said completely oblivious of what I was trying to do.

"Captain! The subject doesn't have any initiative!" I heard Hikaru and Kaoru say.

"Don't worry, I'll always be with you Haruhi, if you leave I'll go with you." I say, patting Haruhi on the back.

"Why were we given such difficult heroines?" Tamaki growled,

"Is that how much you two hate Hosting? How much you hate this club?" Tamaki exclaimed asking us.

"Well, yes I do." Haruhi replied speaking for the both of us, causing Tamaki to go into his corner, however, just to mess with him, I decided to mess with Tamaki.

"Wherever Haruhi goes, I'll go with her." Now causing him to start growing mushrooms.

"Fancy Tuna." Mori-senpai said striking a cord with Haruhi, they had definitely won this time, she could not decline fancy tuna.

"That's right, during last episode's dance party, you didn't get to have any did you." Tamaki stated putting on a grim face – episode, what episode?

"Did you hear that, she's never had fancy tuna before?" Hikaru began taunting her.

"My, what a bleak upbringing." Kaoru continued.

"If only she could stay in the Club, she would always be able to have tasty things!" Honey-senpai added.

"Come on guys, just because I'm poor it doesn't mean I'll hide my gender for that…" Haruhi replied, seeming confident, yet I knew that she was going to cave in , and she did. "…Will I really be able to have some?"

"Yay!" Honey-senpai cheered.

*Haruhi POV*

*At her House*

What would it be like? What do they do in the Physical Exams?

"Will it be ok, for me to hide my gender?" I asked Arisa nervously,

"Come on, have faith in them! It'll be fine!" she replied, munching on our stash of cookies.

"Oh, you might want to clean up, and stop eating those cookies, Dad will hate it, and he'll be home earlier, around 7:00PM."

"By the way, should I call your Dad 'Raji' like I always do, since it's a mix of Ryoji and Ranka?"

"Yeah, he doesn't mind, and I don't care."

"Awww! You know I really love you Haru!"

"Yeah, I love me too." I say, making Arisa to grab the closest pillow and smack it in my face.

"You're supposed to say that you love ME!" she said, sending us hysterical, causing her to choke on her cookie, making me laugh harder.

I really do love her!

EXTRAAA:

Arisa: Next time there is…

Haruhi: Beware the Physical Exam! (Pt.2)

Arisa: Say, Haruhi do you really want the Fancy Tuna?

Haruhi: Well…I…I guess, it's tasty…

Tamaki: Where is the Fancy Tuna I ordered?!

H+K: On its way Milord!

Kyoya: Would you like some sushi with that?

Haruhi: Maybe…

Arisa: Why are you all waiting! Quickly! Get it now!

H+K: Yes Ma'am!

Haruhi: Damn these rich kids!

Tamaki: No! Mummy, Haruhi's using bad words!

Haruhi: See you next time!

Hope you liked this Chapter, I know that things are quite slow, but it will pick up, because I've got much more in store!

Thank you all! Love you lots!

Axoxo