I do no own anything. Katie wanted me to do this, so with reluctancy i did. Its very bad, be warned XD
Emmett's Bordom
Everyone was home today, which was amazing. Carlisle usually works, and Esme is constantly out and about. Edward is always with Bella somewhere, Rosalie sometimes goes with Esme. Jasper is always with Alice, and they always seem to be here, they must hunt early in the morning. Everyone was here, so I can't act up like I normally do…
I was on the computer playing the solitaire game, listening to music, I like to watch the cards bounce around when I win. But that doesn't happen to often, and it gets boring. Like right now… So I stopped the game and stared at the screen wondering what to do now. Just then the computer gave me a good idea, the song "Smack That" by Akon was on.
I ran upstairs to mine and Rose's room, I grabbed my super star sunglasses, Akon's as a matter of fact. They were selling them on E-bay and they look so awesome… I started strutting down the hallway whisper~singing the lyrics.
"I feel you creeping, I can see you from my shadow…" I glance over my shoulder like someone was following me. I walk through the hallway that connected all the bed rooms.
"Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo…" I sang it a little louder than a whisper and Alice opened her door and looked at me weird.
"Emmett, what are doing?"
"Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae Bo…" I ignored Alice's questioning face and walked up straight to her.
"And possibly bend you over, look back and watch me…" I grab her wrist lightly to pull her out of the room and by now she has a look of fear and knowing. I throw her up on my shoulder and
"Emmett don't do it!!!"
"SMACK THAT ALL ON THE FLOOR!" I whisper yelled, and smacked her hard, dropped her and ran! I jumped the stairs and ran through the door, hopefully Esme will understand… I took out my phone and texted Alice right quick, hopefully she'll get it before Jasper goes berserk
Alice's POV
I laid there on the floor stunned that Emmett would actually do that. Just then my phone started vibrating; I got out my phone and opened the text from Emmett. "Sorry, I couldn't resist XD don't tell Jasper. I'll be home in a bit to apologize to you in person. Love you sis, tell Esme I'm going to the store to buy a new door, and some gloves ^^"
I don't even want to know what the gloves are for…
"Alice, why are you on the floor? And was that Emmett's voice I heard a minute ago?" Jasper asked, he was listening to his iPod and reading on the bed before Em came through, I was laying beside him reading too. But I –unfortunately- heard his voice. And now I'm on the floor my butt hurts and Jasper is looking really worried.
"Ya, that was Em… I asked him what he was doing and he ran into me and flew down the stairs. He's so strange…" I said, lying to Jazz is hard but Em's been in enough trouble lately
"Well come on darling, the good part of the book is coming up," He helps me up and we go back in.
It was about 5 minutes later when I had the vision for what the gloves were for. And Emmett is gonna get it.
Back to Emmy's POV
With 5 pairs of gloves on, new door installed, and Akon shades on, I am ready! I knock on Edwards door, carefully blocking my thoughts. Bella answers and looks up and my amazing glasses.
"Em, whats up with the sunglasses?" She looks outside and sees its raining "You don't even need them!" She points to the clouds.
"I know, I'm going to ask you to leave for a second please. I need to speak to Eddy-pooh." Edward glares at me and Bella walks out. I start sing the song in my head "I feel you creeping, I can see you from my shadow. Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo. Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae Bo"
"And possibly bend you over, look back and watch me…" He tries to run past me but I catch him and
"SMACK THAT! GIVE ME SOME MORE!" I smack him so hard he flies out his open door to no where and I run for my life to Alice and Jasper's room.
"EMMETT!!!!!" Edward yells/growls. I open their door and slam it shut, run over to the other side of the room and hide under the bed.
"Emmett? What the crap are you doing? Don't tell me you actually did that to Edward?!" Alice asks.
"Help me!!!" I climb up on their bed and place Alice in front of me, just as Edward runs into the room. Jasper looks up from his book like he's just noticing what's been happening.
"Don't let him get me!!!" I yell and hold Alice out like a shield, Edward charges and Jasper tackles him.
"Why are you on his side?!" Edward yells at him
"Cause my wife is protecting him! So I'm on her side, and you will NOT even dare try to hurt her!" He stands back up and escorts Edward out of the room.
"Ok Emmett get out…" He says pointing to the door
"Wait, I need to apologize to Alice real quick, gotta borrow her for uno momento." I smile at him and drag her out of the room and into the hallway. But Edward is there glaring at me, so I take her to the living room, but Carlisle is watching the news, so I drag her outside.
"I'm sorry all my pranks have been focused on you. And this one was just unacceptable." I hug her, "Forgive me?" I ask and she hugs back. Then I whisper in her ear
"Look back and watch me…" I bear hug her so she can't get out and
"SMACK THAT 'TIL YOU GET SORE!!!" And smack her again, but harder this time. I then run for my life screaming for mercy because I hear her chasing me. But then I know she won't hurt me so I sing the song again, just to get on her nerves
"I feel you creeping, I can see you from my shadow! Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo! Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae Bo!" I stop and she tackles me to the ground, but I easily get her in the spanking position,
"LOOK BACK AND WATCH ME! SMACK THAT ALL ON THE FLOOR! SMACK THAT! GIVE ME SOME MORE! SMACK THAT 'TIL YOU GET SORE! SMACK THAT!!!" I smack her 3 more times and the smirk at her,
"Are you sore yet?"
"You're going to die!" She smiles and takes out a pair of gloves
"Go ahead! Won't hurt me…" but she doesn't put them on instead she glove slaps me across the face 50 times.
"Sore yet?" She asks smirking. My face feels like its on fire, and if Jasper ever found out I probably will be on fire.
"Well that was fun, but I've got to hunt with Jazz. And by the way… I'm sore, ow!" She walks off rubbing her hurting bottom.
That was fun, wonder what song the computer will play next time! Hope it's something good. I start walking back home singing another Akon song
"I wanna make love right now(Na na na) I wanna make love right now(na na na) wish we never broke up(na na na) We need to link up right now(na na na)
Ow, my face!
Stupid gloves…
Told you, stupid, dont deny it
