A/N: And the torch of evil (Iphone) gets passed yet again.

(Text convo between Roy and Dick)

D: Yo

R: Yo, dude wut r u doin up, its like 3 am

D: I'm always up this early, y rnt u

R: I'm not a moron person

D:...ouch, tht hurts all us morons everywere?

R: Morning, I meant morning

D: Heh, moron, I'm way smarter that u

R: Snuffleupagus

R: *SHUT IT!

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(Text convo between Roy and Wally)

W: Sup bro

R: nm, just kissing some ass

W: uhhhh, whose ass ya kissin there lmao

R: AH DAMN! I meant kicking!

W: Yuh huh, of course ya did

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(Text convo between Roy and Artimes)

A: Hey, did u see tht new Smokey the Bear commercial

R: Ya, cuz only u, can pervert wild fibers

A: O.O

R: Huh

A: check wut u just sent me

R: AH BUCKET!

R: *Fuck *Prevent wild fires

A: Epic fail

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(Text convo between Roy and Megan)

M: Hey

R: Hey, if i randomly stop texting its cuz my phone probably died, i only got like one bra left

M: Y would u hav a bra in the first place?

R:...I meant bra

R: BAR!

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(Text convo between Roy and Conner)

C: Dude, did Rob tell you tht joke about stealing shoes

R: Yeah, i was drinking water at the time and shit everywere

C: EW!

R: I meant spit! God, damn!

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(Text convo between Roy and Kaldur)

K: How is it going

R: Alright i guess

K: What is up

R: Nm, kinda tits

K: Excuse me

R: *re-reads* DAMN IT! I meant *Ticked, I'm ticked off, jizz

R: JEEZ! Damn I hate this phone!

A/N: They knew exactly who to give that phone to.