A/N: And the torch of evil (Iphone) gets passed yet again.
(Text convo between Roy and Dick)
D: Yo
R: Yo, dude wut r u doin up, its like 3 am
D: I'm always up this early, y rnt u
R: I'm not a moron person
D:...ouch, tht hurts all us morons everywere?
R: Morning, I meant morning
D: Heh, moron, I'm way smarter that u
R: Snuffleupagus
R: *SHUT IT!
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(Text convo between Roy and Wally)
W: Sup bro
R: nm, just kissing some ass
W: uhhhh, whose ass ya kissin there lmao
R: AH DAMN! I meant kicking!
W: Yuh huh, of course ya did
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(Text convo between Roy and Artimes)
A: Hey, did u see tht new Smokey the Bear commercial
R: Ya, cuz only u, can pervert wild fibers
A: O.O
R: Huh
A: check wut u just sent me
R: AH BUCKET!
R: *Fuck *Prevent wild fires
A: Epic fail
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(Text convo between Roy and Megan)
M: Hey
R: Hey, if i randomly stop texting its cuz my phone probably died, i only got like one bra left
M: Y would u hav a bra in the first place?
R:...I meant bra
R: BAR!
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(Text convo between Roy and Conner)
C: Dude, did Rob tell you tht joke about stealing shoes
R: Yeah, i was drinking water at the time and shit everywere
C: EW!
R: I meant spit! God, damn!
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(Text convo between Roy and Kaldur)
K: How is it going
R: Alright i guess
K: What is up
R: Nm, kinda tits
K: Excuse me
R: *re-reads* DAMN IT! I meant *Ticked, I'm ticked off, jizz
R: JEEZ! Damn I hate this phone!
A/N: They knew exactly who to give that phone to.
