Chapter 5 / Prologue

Oh hey, look, another prologue. Whoop-de-fucking-doo.

"Okay, so you―"

Hale, let me explain what the fuck is happening and who's speaking first.

"Why should I?"

Because I said so.

"Okay, mom."

Alright, so yeah… that was Hale, breaking the fourth wall again.

"Not much of a wall left to break, really."

AND WHY MIGHT THAT BE?

"Fair point."

Ahem. So, yeah, hi. I'm back. The Son of Neptune. Okay. Cool. I'm totally not salty I have only 184 views on this new fanfiction even though it's so much better than the first one, which has 8,850 views. Still not salty about the lack of reviews, either.

"You done whining?"

I think so.

"Cool, 'cause i've got something to say."

Neat.

"I'll be joining that world sooner than I expected."

Wait, seriously?

"Yeah."

YES! I won't have to be bored writing this!"

"You're actua―"

Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm typing, not writing.

"You know, I should change your personality so you're less like me."

Pls no.