Don't talk to me
To: Kaoru
From: Hikaru
Message: Me has something to tell you Kao! where are you?! your not at work so don't lie.
Ignore.
To: Kaoru
From: Hikaru
Message: I'm serious Kaoru! text me back~!
Ignore.
To: Kaoru
From: Hikaru
Message: Dod dammit... Kaoru~! stop ignoring your brother and pick up the damn phone~!
Trying to ignore.
To: Kaoru
From: Hikaru
message: I'm telling mom DX
Kaoru sighed irritably, trying to have a nice brunch with his girlfriend while his phone was buzzing rapidly with texts from his twin. They all came in so fast that he didn't even have enough time to click send on the message he was trying to text back. So he maybe his twin would tier him self out or something and he'd be able to reply! it an be that important if he was threating to tell their mother, so it could wait until his break was over.
"Should you answer that?" Kazumi sighed boredly, sitting across from Kaoru on at a small table in some small commoners café he felt the need bring her to for their lunch break they strangely had at the same time. (He says that, but really he took his ten minutes early).
"Naw, he'll stop in a minute." Kaoru looked away from his phone and looked back towards his girlfriend. her black bangs brushed against her face so beautifully that he could look at her for hours, though her blue eyes ignored him and just stared at every car the rushed by outside the large window they were sitting by. which worried him, she was never usually this quiet. "Hey Kazu, you okay?"
"Suppose."
"Hmm." Kaoru sighed, she'd ben like this ever sense he took it upon himself to pick her up from her office and take her to lunch, sense he felt bad that they didn't get to see each other all day yesterday, do to a bunch of work that decided to pile itself on him. But she didn't seem upset about that. and he really didn't want to annoy her by asking, but she wasn't touching her food, even a little bit. "Uh...I have an half an hour left before I have to go back to work it you want to do something else?"
"No, I'm fine."
"...Alright."
Kazumi sighed propping her cheek on her fist. she really didn't want to be around her boyfriend right now, he had ben back for about a month now from France and she still hadn't told him. All she really wanted to do was stay as far away is possible form him right now. Though it wasn't anything personal, she really liked Kaoru, it wasn't cause she needed her space, she really wished she could tell him, but hated to see him sad, so decided not to.
After a few uncomfortable silent moments; Kaoru deiced to finally check his mobile, sense it stopped its continuous buzzing. He guessed ether his brother found something else to do, or he was finally being nice and was waiting for a reply. And Kaoru wasn't sure if he was going to or not, but he was at least going to look at them. It flipped the screen open and was immediately greeted by the cheerful voice of automated woman, that announced to him just how much messages he had stored. And he rolled his eyes, at just how much it was.
Messages: 15
Miss calls: 0
picture: 1
He raised his eyebrow at the word picture, and decided to look at that first. he was probably going to be blasted with a bunch of pictures of his twin, showing him how mad he was that he was ignoring him or something. But once the loading bar had reached its end and the picture popped up. Kaoru almost busted out laughing. (and he would have, if it would have ben weird for him do to so).
Right there on his phone. was a picture of Haruhi's father (who apparently, was over at his brothers house) laying on the floor, passed out, and drooling a strangely large amount onto the rug his brother inherited from their deceased aunt.
Since yesterday. He was so busy that day he just decided to ignore it and look at it before he went to bed, but he guessed he forgot to. but now feeling vary in lighted by that photo, he decided to look at just what his bro was complaining about. and after looking threw a few of them. He guessed he brother wanted to tell him something. so Kaoru took one look over towards his girlfriend, noticed that she was just looking out the window, He began moving his fingertips across the small keyboard.
To: Hikaru
From: Kaoru
Message: What's the matter Hika? I'm guessing you want to talk about something?
To: Kaoru
From: Hikaru
Message: Oh geez, what the flip tipped you off!? and i was really trying to hid that fact!
Kaoru rolled his eyes at what he got as his reply and continued to pester his dear twin who seemed to be suffering from something. Deprivanation possibly? of him?
To: Hikaru
From: Kaoru
Message: Why, what ever could be on your mind dear brother? what? Haruhi not talking to you?
To: Kaoru
From: Hikaru
Message: Ugh no, unlike you she actually answers to my many cry's of help! all I wanted was to tell you something.
Kaoru sighed, it was really taking a lot of effort, and a lot of time for his twin to actually get to the main point. But still, Kuzumi seemed to not be bothered with him tapping away at his phone, and just looked at random things around the small café. So, growing amused with irritating Hikaru, he continued. Hoping he would get a answer that would actually help him, help his brother.
To: Hikaru
From: Kaoru
Message: well? talk bro, I'm listening. Or watching which ever :/
To: Kaoru
From: Hikaru
Message: Not here. it must be spoken in person~! now get off your lazy a$$ and get down here already, lunch is over~!
Kaoru sniggered slightly, ignoring that hint of curse word his brother favored to write all the time, he also loved to add those little squiggly line with everything. Though being fine with it, Kaoru flipped his cell closed and glanced towards his girlfriend who still, was not even bothering that her food was cold. Then Kaoru realized after all this time that her plate only consisted of a salad.
Then after telling himself, Ah, never mind that sort of food can't get cold, never mind. Kaoru quickly stood up from the seat he was currently in, making Kazumi raise an eyebrow at his sudden decision to move. grinning sincerely, he stretched a hand over to her from across the small table. And said in a vary cheery tone. "You ready Kauzumi? I have to go to work, want me to drive you back to your office?" Though at first she didn't seem to hear him.
"Huh?...oh, sure." She said faking a smile towards her boyfriend. taking his hand in hers, forgetting her commoners salad that she barley even took one bite form. And watched as Kaoru put a small tip under the side of the silver napkin holder, and walked out with him car. While Kaoru's twins car was blue with white racing strips, his car was painted a awesomely shade of orange, proudly wearing two black strips down the center. though, she didn't notice that he was standing there with the door open, until he suddenly spoke up.
"Uh...Kazu?"
"Oh...sorry."
Kaoru frowned closing the passenger door after Kazumi stepped inside, walked over to the drivers side, and settled himself net to her. Unlike his brother, Kaoru actually new how to drive, and only hade to take the test once. (He past with flying colors by the way)
Kaoru sat there a moment, wondering if it was a good idea that he took her out this morning in the first place, but quickly got over it and started the car. And he didn't like it one bit that the whole drive down to her office building was nothing but complete silence! it was driving him mad the he didn't know what was on her mind. And every time he'd finally be a man and ask her, she just say, 'nothing'. And it didn't feel right to ask his brother for advise. You know sense he was the one who gave advise. And he didn't really feel like giving his twin a bigger head then he already had. Though he did get as far as marriage so maybe.
Kaoru was so caught up in his thoughts that he didn't see a small school of children walking across the cross walk on the rode. Kazumi raised an eyebrow looked away from the side window once she heard some suspiciously close laughter coming from outside. She quickly whipped her head over to look strait threw the windshield and her mouth instantly fell open. "Kaoru look out~!"
"What?...Ahhh!"
"Ahhh!'
The coupled jerked in their seats as the car came to an immediate stop, by Kaoru slamming onto the breaks. Their eyes watching the group children, who seemed to be completely oblivious to the fact that they were almost ran over, skip merrily down the opposite side of the sidewalk. And taking a deep breath kaoru was about to start the car again, until he noticed that they were already there. At her office.
Oh thank god.
"Oh...so ill see you later Kazumi." Kaoru smiled, though a little disappointed that he still had no idea what was on her mind, and he was about to unbuckle himself and open her door for her, though she had gotten to it first and let herself out. Pouting about that for only a mere moment he smiled again and waited for a reply from her. because it was weird that he didn't get one right off the bat.
But she didn't say anything. She just swung open the door, stepped out, and slammed it closed again. Making Kaoru feel fairly confused, and made him wonder whether he did anything or not. He watched the whole time, just watching his girlfriend walk threw the buildings front door. And finally decided to start the car once again, as he had no sight of her left. Though he barely even got to the end of the corner before he heard his cell buzzing once again in the pocket of his coat.
Stuffing his hand in there to retrieve it, he some how new who it was. And rolled his eyes, as he gazed across the screen at the caller ID. He suddenly came to a conclusion the his twin really needed a life, or bother someone else, as he flipped his screen open and read just what was stored in his inbox this time.
To: Kaoru
From: Hikaru
Message: Kao~! what the freak is taking you sooooooo long?! do you not understand that I seriously need to tell you something! not to mention that I am so bored! Haruhi doesn't want me to text her while she at a meeting with one of her clients so I'm sitting here all by myself with the strange smelling janitor talking about cupcakes! seriously if you don't get down here and listen to what I have to tell you I am making Steve my new brother~! because at least he talks to me~! ~H
It hurt the younger Hitachiins brain just looking at all the letters and exclamation marks on the screen.
"What could possibly be so important that you kept yelling at me for?" Kaoru asked with a sigh, walking I threw his and his brothers large office room, where they sketched and did what ever they felt like doing in there, and looked suspiciously at the back of his dear older brothers head as he sat on his seat spinning on it obnoxiously. apparently he was to involved with getting sick spinning round and round on his office chair to even notice that the person he was waiting so impatiently for, was standing right in the doorway.
Kaoru narrowed his eyes. his brother apparently was really, really bored.
Hikaru, after feeling severely dizzy, stopped his chair that was spinning at a dangerously high speed, by hitting his shin on purposely on the edge of his desk. Scrawling that he for all he new, was still brotherless and also about losing his cup cake to the stupid janitor who ate it. cursed under his breath and was bout to reach into his jacket that he had hanging on the edge on the seat to text his twin again, until he saw what he though was a mirror standing in the doorway. Then after blinking a few times and waited for the world around him to stop spinning. He immediately new who it was that was there.
"Kaoru~!"
Such a immature twin he has.
"Hello Hikaru, I'm a little scared to ask but..." Kaoru said walking into the room, moving his coat from one hand to the other and placed it on the coat hanger, the thing his brother apparently refused to use, and walked over to him. "but what are you doing? and what was so important that it must be told in person?"
Unintentionally avoiding the question. Hikaru jumped out of his much loved chair, and flew over to his younger brother. Showing him no mercy, he flung his arms around him and pulled him into a vary tight hug. Though it was more like him grabbing both sides of his twins head and stuffing his face into his chest. "Kaoru do you know how long I have ben waiting for you?! I told you I wanted to tell you something, I got to work only to find out that you left on your lunch break early. Kao your so mean."
"Yes i know your text messages made it vary clear to me that you wanted to talk, but obviously it can't be that important sense you haven't told me yet." Kaoru snorted, pulling away from his older brothers grasp and looked at his suddenly happy looking twin. That is, if you count an ear to ear grin spread across his face and him bouncing up and down on his heels, happy.
Then yeah, Kaoru was a little suspicious, and was only guessing that he had something good to tell them.
Maybe the guy who stole all the coffee last week, died. r
Decided that, that would be mean to wish for, Kaoru continued to step away from his insanely happy twin, why? because Kaoru was scared for his life maybe? one minute Hikaru was upset about being ignored, and the next, he was eagerly jumping up and down. Was his twin planning on punishing him? he hoped not, Kaoru really hated being forced to the ground and being tickled.
Then something strange happened. Hikaru had trotted away from his twin, and practically threw himself over his desk. Which worried dear Kaoru a little bit. And was contemplating, running away, when his older brother decided to pop his head up from the wooden table, so suddenly, that it kind of like a ground hog popping out of a golfing hole. and couldn't help but raised an eyebrow, when Hikaru stumbled a little once he flung his legs over the top of the desk and landed right by he's feet. Before Hikaru started talking so fast
"kaorulookthesejustcameintodayHaruhididn'twanttotellanyonebutwhocares"
"...What?"
"Ugh, look~!"
Kaoru flinched a little bit as a piece of fabric was stuffed into his face. With his brothers grinning face not far behind. Kaoru sighed stepping back to see just what it was that was in front of him. And instantly froze as soon as he saw it clearly. A strange tie dyed shirt, with large white letters printed on the center of it, and it read.
I'm the brother
of a hot lady
who's pregnant
with a hot baby .
"Aren't they cute? I had to actually force Haruhi into hers before she went into work this morning. Because you know, it would only make sense if she wore it, I'm not going to ware it cause its kind of weird, but we're going to send one to every one even Kyouya. Though I'm pretty sure he's just going to throw his away, maybe tono though he seems like the type of person who would wear it. I just framed mine and hung it up in the guest room. what about you Kao? this ones yours."
Kaoru was silent, not really knowing what to say, as Hikaru just babbled nonsense continuously about the shirt. "Wait hold on Hikaru," Kaoru raised up his hands in hope to stop him from talking and hurting himself. and also to maybe figure out why Hikaru put such a strange shirt on his wall, in his house. "calm down, what's going on, I'm confused. Are you secretly a woman and your pregnant? because other then that, I don't see why you would give me such a shirt, that say such words"
At that moment, Kaoru swore that his brothers grin grew a thousands times wider.
"Not me." Hikaru snorted, and started to obnoxiously jumping on the balls of his feet again. Pulling the shirt dawn and away from his twin. Just to see how happy he was going to look once he told him. "Haruhi's pregnant~!"
"S-he's what?"
"Pregnant~!"
"R-really~!?"
"Yes~!"
"Pregnant with an actually baby!?"
"Yeah~!"
"Your actually going to be a dad before Tono is!?"
"Yeah~!"
"And I'm the uncle!?"
"Yeah~!"
At that moment Kaoru really felt like one of those crazy Fangirls they use to have back in Highschool, for two reasons, one, he and his brother were jumping up and down screaming. and two, he had his fists shacking in excitement.
"Omigod baby~!"
"I know~!"
"Um gunna be uncle~!"
"I Gunna be daddy~!"
"Woohoo~!"
"Woohoo~!"
Slam
Both grown men instantly stopped what their were going when the door to their office slammed open. Revealing a vary concerned looking security guard. The small hairs of his mustaches, swayed from the sudden wind he created and his eyes wide as he looked at both of his bosses, whos hands were raised high in the air. "W-What's going on in here?"
Kaoru just blinked. "...Nothing."
"Daichi~!" Hikaru beamed, (Daichi flinched) lowering down his arms, the eldest Hitachiin twin, skipped merrily over to his desk once again. pulling out something from were he got Kaoru's shirt from. and trotted over to the vary confused man in the door way. "You got one too~!" And with that Hikaru stuffed a shirt into the poor security guards hands, grinning.
Daichi cocked an eyebrow.
I'm the body guard
of the husband of a
hot lady who's pregnant
with a hot baby
"Uh sir?"
"Cool aint it? that's your you can keep it."
"..."
Hikaru couldn't help but grin even bigger as he hear his little brother cracking up from behind him. And watched as the large man in uniform, just silently walk out of the room, the shirt still laid in his hands. and once he was clear out of site. Hikaru finally closed the door. Mostly cause he wanted to finish celebrating with his dear twin with out any further distractions. his huge grin fading into just a small smile, he looked at Kaoru."So? what was it you were doing that took you so long to get down here anyway?"
Kaoru blinked. Trying to remember what it was that he was doing, and mouth an 'oh' once he did. and his smiled immediately fell into a strait line, and gave a soft though dramatic sounding sigh, leaning his head back. "I just took Kazumi out for lunch to this cute little café down the rode, though she didn't really seem like she wanted to be there, she was all quiet and barely even spoke to me, which was weird sense she isn't really a quite person, not like that anyway."
"Sucks to be you." Hikaru laughed, rolling his eyes at his brothers offended look he just gave him once he said that. And quickly felt bad, and patted his brothers shoulder comfortably. "Awe sorry Kao, I of all people now what its like to be ignored." He scrawled at the sudden memory of him laying on the floor with a box of cupcakes waiting for his brother, and after that he went on a little walk around the building, handing random people, I'm the coworker of the husband of a hot lady with a hot baby, T-shirts, then after he was threw with that, he had fun with his chair. (He loved his chair by the way) and Hikaru was about to go over to his coat and call his pregnant wife and see what she was doing when he realized just what his twin said. "Wait...who's Kazumi?"
This time Kaoru wasn't pretending to look offended. "She...she's my girlfriend?" Kaoru scrunched up his nose, wondering if they could change the subject back to him being an uncle. and cute little baby clothes...Uwah! gosh he couldn't wait to design those babies clothes.
"Who?"
"My girlfriend."
"You never told me you had a girlfriend?"
"...Y-yes I did, you've meet her."
Hikaru raised an eyebrow, trying to recall a strange lady named Kazumi who had just suddenly decided to pop up, she sounded familiar, and it was like vary existence of this person was at the tip of his tongue, and continued to repeat the name to himself a few times, before actually remembering who she was. "Uh...oh yeah! Kazumi, yeah, yeah I know her, never mind, I haven seen her sense new years."
"Yeah...She doesn't really like you."
"Well tell her that I don't really like her ether." Hikaru snorted, not really liking the conversation anymore. and as wanted to go back to talking about his baby. when all of a sudden he heard Kaoru's pocket buzzing, realizing that it was his cell phone, he sat quietly down into his chair. (sawying it a little) he waited for his brother to finish with that while finally decided to bug Haruhi, to see what she was going.
Kaoru smiled reaching in to his pocket, yay~! something interrupted this weird conversation and when I'm done we can start a new one. And pulled out his mobile. and seeing that it was a text from his girlfriend, thinking yay she's talking to me~! he eagerly flipped up the screen and scanned threw the message.
To: Kaoru
From: Kazumi
Message: Kaoru, I like you, and I'm sorry, but I just don't think we can see each other anymore. I just can't do it, its not personal or anything like that. but There's someone else. and I would appreciate it if you were to not call me anymore. I will be moving to America to live more closer to him in a few days. So I will have no time to see you anymore. I just don't love you anymore Kaoru. I'm so sorry.
Kaoru had never ben more confused in his life.
*Beats off crazy HkaxHaru fan girls with a bat*
I know I'm sorry, where did all the HikaxHaru fluff go!? but I mean come on! poor Kaoru just suddenly got dumped by his girlfriend. So lay off
And I've ben wondering if my chapters are to long? but I don't know, you tell me.
And im still sitting here wondering where all the hikaharu goodness went. Maybe it will return.
But anyway I'm sure all of you are wondering hey what the heck happened? his girlfriend just up and left him with out a good explanation? you stupid author, go away you suck.
Yes i know this chapter really sucked I'm aware of that. But I needed Kaoru to break up with Kazumi, so yeah!
I'm also not sure when the next one will be uploaded so you keep in touch, don't forget to review and ill update as soon as I get some sleep
So night, night :3
And oh my gosh 30,000 words already!? I'm awesome!
XD
