1-Chapter Seven
Fracula: So what do you think about this whole Lord of the Rings thing? Does the movie live up to the book?Have you even read a book before?
Warner: Zat is not Funnee and has nothing to do with zee general plot. Eet's hurtful vhen you make fun of me zee way you do.I may not look smart but I have feelings too.
Fracula: Should I leave you two alone for a minute?
Warner: Vewwy funny. Now, when does the plane leave for ***Connection Lost***
Scotland
Ami: This is Ewans birthplace. Thank God people who have no jobs stand around handing out maps to stars houses or we never would have made it. This is where Ewan stays when he's not busy with his big film career.
I wonder if Ewan brings his wife here...but that's not important.I'll leave my jealousy out of this. What are we doing here? Well, truthfully, I.. don't know how to use a lightsaber. I don't have a lightsaber myself so how would I know how to use one? That's why I need an um, instruction manual..I should just hop in the sack with Angelina Jolie and call it a day, but my bed is still sticky from the last time she was over. Let's do this.
*boosts Moshie through the window*
Ami: Now Moshie, go open the front door. No, don't go to sleep.. no,bad kitty! Maybe I should have trained you first. No more snickerdoodles for you.
*Car pulls up*
Ami: Look Moshie, a car. You should ,yeah.
Warner: Heere vee are Boss. Zee Scotland house of Ewan Mcgregor. Thank God people who have no jobs stand around handing out maps to stars houses or we never would have made it.
*The Duke points at the big lit up sign that says
'House of Ewan Mcgregor, Obi Wan Kenobi of Star Wars'*
Warner mumbles: Get a Hair cut you red headed bozo, you think you're so smart but I'm the one who does all the hard work You just sit there and boss us around like the big moustached bozo that you are. .
The Duke: I'm standing right here.
Warner: I know.
The Duke: Quick, get Fracula in there so we can see if we can find anything useful.
Warner: Vhere eez Fracula anyway? I haven't seen heem since vee stopped at a bathroom in Madrid.
The Duke: Oh, well I guess you're going to have to get in there somehow and have a look around.
Warner:What about zee rest of zee Frog Squad they can fit in zhere.
The Duke: So go to it you Buffoon
End Chapter Seven
