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-Chrissy-Tenshi

Ginny had been kidnapped!

Really? Cos' I ain' doing anymore rescuing." Said Luna stubbornly.

"But-" began Harry.

"NO!" Yelled Luna. Everyone gave her puffy eyes. Luna glanced at the splattered cake, "it was the Phantom of the Opera" she said, flatly.

"How do you know?" Asked Winky, surprised.

"Just a guess, but I know he lives in Antarctica."

Harry screamed. Like a girl. Literally.

"SHUT UP!" Roared Hermione and Itachi.

"My poor beloved!" sobbed Harry, "All alone in the cold…" Ron hugged him. Like a girl. Literally.

"Luna, please, just one more time?" Dobby pleaded.

"If it's once, it's 1000 times." Said Luna, "and anyway….i can't fight anymore- 'm pregnant, remember?"

"YOU AND I KNOW THAT IT WAS JUST A JOKE TO SCARE THE GUYS!" Screamed Hermione.

"Oh, thanks a lot" grumbled Luna, "Itachi, you're a ninja. You do it."

"What? Why me?" Asked Itachi, dismayed.

"Because!"

"Why!"

"BECAUSE, DAMMIT!"

MEANWHILE

"Please let me go!" Cried Ginny.

"Relax will ya, I'm not gonna kill ya" said the Phantom reassuringly.

"Really?" Asked Ginny, relieved.

"I'm gonna rape ya"

Ginny paled and screamed.

MEANWHILE

"I hope this map is right !" Said Ron reading it UPSIDE-DOWN.

"Yup, Luna said it was the short cut!" Harry said. Itachi mumbled something about Luna being a number 1 liar.

"It's so cold!" Ron wheezed. Hermione hugged him, "hmm, that's better…"

"I don't see why Luna couldn't come" Said Harry, freezing his toes off. Itahi mumbled something about watching TV.

"Hey look! It's the igloo Luna described." Said Hermione. They all stepped forward and fell into a hole, "SHE DIDN'T SAY ANTHING ABOUT TRAPS!" (Actually it was on the map but it was written in '.5' writing.)

After falling into the pits and getting lost in the mazes they finally found Ginny- doing a chicken dance in a bunny-stripper costume.

Ginny gasped in embarrassment, Harry fainted, Ron burped, Hermione covered her eyes, Itachi burst out laughing and Dobby and Winky turned around.

The Phantom smirked. "Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well….."

"Well?" Said Ron, confused.

"Yeah, well- WTF are YOU doing here?" The Phantom demanded at Itachi.

"You know each other?" Asked Hermione, shocked.

"He's the one person Luna loathes" said Itachi wearily, " And is-"

"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STOLE MY BELOVED!" Roared Harry and the Phantom. Harry at the Phantom. The Phantom at Itachi.

"Oh, just shut up and die already," Said an irritable voice. Luna karate chopped the Phantom's head and he died instantly.

"LOONY!" Everyone cried, "We thought you weren't coming!"

" I was bored." She shrugged, giving Ginny some warm clothes.

"How did you get here?" Asked Hermione as Harry and Ginny embraced each other.

"Ummm…internet?"

"Internet?"

"OK, OK, I have to tell you guys something that I should have told you a very long time ago…I'm a witch!" Luna declared.

"Cool!" Cried Itachi, hugging his love proudly.

"So…" Ron started curiously, "so…do you know how to apparate?"

"Of course! I'm the genius who invented it!"

"Really?" Said Ron, eyes widening in awe.

"Not really!"

"Oh"

Hermione hit him over the head, "You idiot! We're all witches and wizards!"

"Really?"

Hermione stamped her foot in frustration.

Awkward silence

crickets chirping

Suddenly a scarecrow came bouncing out of no-where, grabbed Luna and Ron and bounced away before disappearing with a flash.

"RON! TOU'D BETTER GET BACK HERE OR ELSE, or else, or else…I'll cry!" Hermione cried, bursting into tears. Ginny patted her back sympathetically.

"LOONY-POOS!" Screamed Itachi, looking up to the heavens dramatically, "NOOOOO!"

"She's not dead!" Cried Harry, looking rather alarmed.

"MY POOR LITTLE RONNIE POOS! He's been kidnapped by an evil scarecrow with a turnip for a head! Oh what horrors will he have to face?" Hermione bawled.

"Turnp head?" Ginny asked.

Hermione sniffed and nodded, "I hate turnips!"

To be continued...

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