A/N: Hello, my dear, dear readers! I am deeply sorry for the lack of updating. I have been working a lot on my other story "The Trials of Testing" and haven't been able to update this one as often. But, here is another chapter. I would like to thank all of you who have reviewed! You make me happy:)
Disclaimer: Me:*Taps my lawyer's shoulder* Do I own them yet?
Lawyer: *Rolls eyes* No! And it's not likely that you ever will.
Me: Aww...well, I guess I don't own them, yet.
Dear Peter,
It seems like we have a bit of a problem. Well, it's not a problem yet, but it will be when Edmund finds out about it. Both Lucy and I have decided, since you are the closest to him, that you would be the one to tell him.
Yours,
Susan
Dear Susan,
Honestly, sister, why couldn't you or Lucy have told me about Lady Seriana? Peter has been incessantly teasing me about her. I don't enjoy her company and I certainly don't fancy her! In fact, I quite loathe her. Besides, have you seen her hat? I cannot imagine how many poor birds have perished to supply for each one of those feathers on her ridiculous hat!
Anyway, I honestly have no idea why she likes me, but I certainly do not like her. Please, get Peter (and Seriana, if you could) to leave me alone!
Your desperate brother,
Edmund
Dear Edmund,
Don't try to hide your feelings brother. I know you're shy about admitting your feelings about Lady Seriana, but it's perfectly normal. You haven't been put under a spell or anything of the sort. In fact, I've even told Susan and Lucy to talk to you for comfort concerning the issue. Congratulations on your first admirer, Ed!
Yours,
Peter
Dear Lucy,
I beg of you,Lu, help me! Peter is spreading some rumors about me and Seriana to you and Susan. They aren't true! Unto Aslan, they are not true. Susan already believes him, I think. But, I know you don't! Help me to make Susan and Peter stop before they both do something rash.
Love,
Edmund
Dear Peter,
I know you're attempting on getting revenge on Edmund for that whole incident with Lady Julia, but I would think about this a little longer. From experience, I know that getting revenge on Edmund is extremely difficult. More likely, you'll be the one regretting it, not him. He's tricky.
Yours,
Lucy
P.S: I don't believe for a minute that Edmund fancies Seriana. He blatantly scowled at her this morning!
Dear Lucy,
Don't worry! I'm just having a bit of fun. After this picnic I've set up for him and Seriana, he will never dare to prank me again! Besides, what could Edmund do to her?
Yours,
Peter
Dear Peter,
What is this I hear about a picnic with Lady Seriana? Are you mad! I demand that you cancel this silly outing immediately or you will regret it!
Yours,
Edmund
Dear Edmund,
I can do no such thing. What is done is done. It would be disgraceful to Narnia to cancel an occasion! Besides, Seriana is looking forward to it, and I'm sure you are too, secretly.
Yours,
Peter
P.S: Not so much fun when you're on the side of the teasing, is it?
Dear Edmund,
I got your ten letters today. I understand your pain, however, Peter is right. The delicate temper of Seriana's father is not something to toy with. I know what you're going to say and I agree. It's not right for Peter to get revenge on your ordeal with Lady Julia in this way, but nothing can be done. Just push through, Ed!
Yours,
Susan
Dear Peter,
Firstly, I never teased you about Lady Julia. I was genuinely concerned that her witchcraft had taken a hold of you.
Secondly, you have brought this upon yourself. You will see the consequences of what you have done.
Yours,
Edmund
Dear Susan,
You have no idea what I've witnessed this afternoon! I hope these events will cheer you up after that long meeting with those merchants.
Apparently, Edmund agreed to go on the picnic with Seriana alone. Well, you can be sure he made a total fool of himself! First, he refused to sit in the shade on this blistering hot day and ended up getting sunburn within the hour! He was as red as a tomato! He certainly was not looking attractive. Then, he "accidentally" spilled grape juice all over himself and used Seriana's hat to wipe it off. He washed her hat in the fountain, as well. Then she was red as a tomato with anger!
After a series of other ridiculously disgraceful (yet hilarious) incidents, the picnic ended in one hour and thirty minutes. It ended with Seriana marching off in a great huff and insulting none other than the High King of Narnia, our dear brother Peter, who had planned the whole thing.
Yours,
Lucy
P.S: I know I shouldn't be spying, but Edmund personally asked that I didn't leave him truly alone.
Dear Edmund,
What am I going to do with you? Seriana and her father left this morning, but do not think you have triumphed. Admittedly, I was trying to get revenge, but now I am past that. Obviously, the best way to punish you is to keep you in your room- which will happen once again today! I can't express my utter frustration at this moment. You really take things too far sometimes.
Yours,
Peter
Dear Peter,
I had told you that it would be you, not I, who regret that plan. Just a tip for the future: never play the matchmaker. And besides, her hat was hideous, and you know it. I was glad to rid my eyes of the feathery monster!
I will, however, accept the consequences of staying in my room. I admit, I went a bit too far. However, it was worth it. Let's call it a pax.
By the way, can you get some healers to send up some sunburn ointment? My skin is on fire!
Yours,
Edmund
Dear Edmund,
No.
Yours,
Peter
Dear Peter,
Fine, I'll just ask Lucy.
Yours,
Edmund
A/N: Well, I really hope you liked it:) I will be catching up with all your lovely ideas soon! Thanks for the challenges! It keeps me thinking! Keep 'em coming:D
