chapter 7

Brenda: so in the last chapter everyone is forced to leave the ssbb mansion (because of the circumstances!) and the only one left at the ssbb mansion is Mario and master hand(only he doesn't know that Mario hadn't left yet!) so Mario is concocting up a plan to bring everyone back to the ssbb mansion. but the only question was how?! as he pondered about what to do he walked along the rooms of the mansion and this brought back a few memories....

Kecia: wait don't do it!!!!

Brenda: what?!

Kecia: Don't you dare do flashback mode again!! it's not what it seems!

Brenda: I can do whatever the (censored!) I want, so die mo fo!

Flash back mode!!!...

Peach: hey Mario... (she says to him as she gives him a birthday present)...

Link: hey Mario want to chug a few kegs of beer with me?!(he says as he slaps him on the back!)...

Luigi: Hey bro! wadda say we order a pizza and eat it with everyone tonight?!...

as the voices started to stir in Mario's head over and over again....he suddenly got an idea!! and the brilliant idea was that he would send letters to each contestant... even if he had to wait months or even years for their return!!

So Mario wrote all the letters and sent them through via the time warp hole in the ssbb mansion where each letter supposedly made their way to each ssbb member....

so through a long seven day waiting period someone finally came... and it was peach and luigi straight from the mushroom kingdom....

Peach: I knew something was up when you didn't come back!!(she says as she hugs him)

and as they finally get through the reunion Mario told them his plan....

Mario: so wadda guys say are you in it or not!?

Luigi: I'm always with you bro!

Peach: oh alright! I guess I can break Master hands rules!

Mario: so now that we've all agreed to that... we must get through the door!

Luigi: don't you mean the time warp thingy!?

Mario: same thing!(he says as he jumps in and the others follow soon afterwards...)

and after about several months of time warp traveling... they manage to find every single last ssbb member and safely make the trip back.

Mario: okay everyone! back to your rooms and we can now resume living here!

Master hand: says who!?

Mario: says a me!( he says as he looks master hand in the eye)

Kecia: that doesn't make any sense...

Brenda: what is it now!?

Kecia: wait if master hands just a hand wouldn't he have no eyes?!

Brenda; it's just a figure of speech so may I continue!?

Master hand: but Mario.... it's not safe here anymore!!

Mario: why?!

Master hand : because crazy hand is still on the prowl and still wants his revenge on me!!

Mario: so!? we will all fight if it means to protect our home from certain doom!

Master hand: Fine! I guess If I can't persuade you... but when crazy hand comes back for revenge we must all fight!

Mario: I understand... master hand...

And so now that everything's back to normal for now... all the ssbb members decide to celebrate their reunion by taking a camping trip to wispy woods...

So now on the bus ride everyone's happy to be together again so they decide to have fun and sing... Well almost everyone...

Solid snake: will you cut that out?! (as all of the ssbb members sing the last verse of I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves!)

Lizzy: wait does that song even have an end to it!?

Peach: so what should we sing next!?

Solid snake: how about you guys shut up!?

Peach: how about you get an attitude adjustment!?

and as they start bickering.. they arrive at the camping site...

Master hand: okay guys we're here!

everybody: Finally!! (they all say as they get out of the bus and set up camp...)

so when everybody set up camp and it was nightfall they set up a campfire complete with smore's!

Ness: so who's going to tell us scary stories!?( he says as he laughs maniacally!)

Ice climbers: We love scary stories!!!

I know one! solid snake piped up....

Solid snake: I remember like it was yesterday.... well actually this did happen the other day! so me and lucario were sneaking around in master hands bedroom the other night and...

Mario: so what happened?!

Solid snake: well we looked into master hands diary...

Link: of secret secret secretness!?

Solid snake: yes link we looked into his diary! so anyways.... we looked into the part where it said that he has a crush on someone that lives in the mansion...

Ice climbers, Mario, ness, and link: who is it!?

Lucario: I wouldn't tell them if I were you....

Solid snake: I wasn't planning to!

Mario: so who is it?!

Solid snake: ....

Mario: ... OMFG!!!! He has a crush on you!?

Lucario: I told you It wasn't for the faint of heart to hear it!

Everyone: OMFG! master hand is gay!?

My mom: OMFG master hand is gay!?

Kecia and lizzy: OMFG you made master hand gay?!

Brenda: no! It must have been....

LIzzy and kecia: toki!!!

And just then everyone decides to go to bed because ummm... to recover from that sick depraved story!!!and so then everyone goes to sleep...

but little does everyone know that crazy hand plans to attack them in their sleep!....

Brenda: wait why is toki sleeping on my couch in the living room?!

Kecia: aww! doesn't he look cute with MR. fuzziekins!?

Brenda: wait, why would a rock band cocaine druggie want a teddy bear?!

Kecia: that just means he has a sensitive side!!

so anyways Nathan from death clock comes in and steals toki's teddy bear and sets it on fire with a couple of matches....

Toki: uhh.. what smells like it's burning(as he finally finds out that Nathan had set his bear on fire) OH NOO! MR. FUZZIEKINS!!!

but alas it was too late and the poor little fuzziekins had suffered a horrible horrible death!!!

Kecia: I shall avenge MR. fuzziekins!!! DIE MO FO! DIE!!!( she says as she takes poor links sword yet again and cuts Nathans head off!)

Brenda: can we now get back to my story!?

well anyways... crazy hand planned to attack them in their sleep but he only chose three poor poor victims... Kirby, meta knight, and king de de de...

well anyways when all three of them went to sleep they entered a dream world full of craziness!! where all three of them dreamt that they were in a medow...

Kirby: poi!(he says as he sees a piece of pie right in front of him...)

just then Nathan and Toki walk in and eat the pie!!!

Kirby: POII!! POIII!:POII!POII!! ( what do you want?!)

just then Kirby takes away the booze that Nathan was drinking and chugs it down....

Nathan: HEY! whats did yous dos to mys booze!?

Kirby: POI!( I drank it duhh!!!)

Nathan: it's on( he says as he apparently magically gets a fighting uniform)

Kirby: POIIIIIIIIII!!!!??? translation: OMFG why are you dressed like a prostitute?!

Nathan and toki: because it makes us look seexyyy!

Kirby: BLAUUGH!!(he says as he barfs!)

Brenda: BLAUUGH!

Lizzy: BLAUGGH!

Kecia: YAY!! Toki looks sexy!

well anyways as Kirby was about to fight meta knight and king de de de join in on the fun....

Meta knight: I thought something fishy was going on here!

King de de de: uhh why did crazy hand have prostitutes appear in the dream!!!???

Crazy hand: Because it's utterly disturbing! BWA HA HA!

and just as they were about to fight Nathan and Toki....

Pickles: GET BACK TO WORK YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING (CENSORED!)'S

Nathan: you win this time but next time... it won't be so easy defeating us!!!

just then toki and Nathan make their getaway and then all was silent.....

End of chapter 7...