Here's the next chapter! And we are starting off with "12 Months of Lust to Find True Love"'s dimension by demonluver821. By the way, the original rating for this is rated M, but I'm dumbing it down to at least a K plus to a T rating to make this more suitable. If you ARE mature enough, go read the story, but I warn you, there's a LOT of lemons in that story. It's not completed (seriously, it ends on a cliffhanger), but it's still pretty enjoyable. Enjoy!


Inside a secret lair, a portal opened up as Kisshu, baseball cap hiding his ears, came out as he pulled out a script labeled 'A Mew Mew Mark Mystery', and started looking through it.

"Okay, okay, uh... I enter through the portal, I hear a mysterious voice..." Kisshu read carefully.

He then heard a very evil laugh. "You're pathetic. Maybe I should grant you one favor. You need DNA... Why shouldn't I force mine upon you?"

"Then I hear Ichigo, who is not my dimension's Ichigo, shout in fright." Kisshu read carefully as he heard the scream. "There we go."

Kisshu then started to go dramatic as he read from his script, "Oh my gosh! My kitten is in trouble! I shall save my kitten!"

Kisshu then looked at the script, frowning. "That was too dramatic. I want to try again."

"Kisshu!" Shaman Chowder's voice whisper. "Your girl is in trouble."

"I know! I just want to try aga- wait. Shaman Chowder? Are you using telepathy to communicate with me?" Kisshu asked.

"No, I'm right next to you, this portal didn't close." Shaman Chowder said as he poked his head out. "Anyway, shouldn't you save your girl?"

"Why? She isn't MY Ichigo. It's this Kisshu's Ichigo." Kisshu frowned.

"But Kisshu, she is in a proven state where she must have YOUR DNA." Shaman Chowder. "Does that inspire you?"

Kisshu just stared at Shaman Chowder with a blank stare. "Are you serious? I'm not taking advantage of a girl who's vulnerable. That's below me! And besides, can't we just get the part of the cure?"

"Yeah... it hasn't arrived yet, you need to stall until the cure arrives at the destination. Your job is to distract your evil brother until the cure arrives." Shaman Chowder said.

"Evil brother? What caused him to be evil?" Kisshu asked. "Did he just... get up on the wrong side of bed, did I shave his head off until he lost all credibility, what?"

"He wants to murder the king, humiliate you in public, and take his rightful place as king, because you're a prince." Shaman Chowder explained.

"...why am I a prince in this dimension?" Kisshu asked. "If anything, I've been in a military base in my home planet."

"Same reason you have a script in your hands." Shaman Chowder pointed out.

"Shouldn't my so called brother be doing something to this dimension's Ichigo? I don't hear any sounds." Kisshu paused as he peered his ear.


In the other room, we see a similar green haired alien with bushy eyebrows, hair in a bun, a blue outfit with green armor pants glaring down at a scared Ichigo (for easy reference, we'll refer to this dimension's Mew Mews as '12' Mew Mews) as he started showing off some DNA samples. "Yep... I got Frog DNA, Sponge DNA, Starfish DNA... I could easily insert some of that into you!"

"I thought you were going to rape me." 12 Ichigo said, nervous.

"Oh, I am. I'm just wondering what DNA I should insert in you..." the evil alien smirked.

He waited as he turned and frowned. He coughed. "I said, "I'M JUST WONDERING WHAT DNA I SHOULD INSERT IN YOU!"

"Hey, pardon me, friend!" Kisshu, dressed up as an health inspector, came out. "I'm the health inspector and I'm here to inspect your home."

The evil alien blinked. "But... my home's healthy..."

"I'll be the judge of that..." Kisshu said... "Mr... uh..."

"Jagaimo?" The evil alien frowned.

"Wait... you're named after a potato?" Kisshu asked.

"Yeah, so?" Jaigamo asked.

"Usually, aliens are named after DESSERTS!" Kisshu explained.

"Quiche is a dessert?" 12 Ichigo and 12 Lettuce (who happened to be in the same room) lifted their heads.

"Hey, put your head back down, you! You're supposed to be weak! WEAK!" Jaigamo yelled.

"Sorry, sorry." 12 Lettuce said as she started having weird seizures.

"Well, either way, I'm here to inspect you and your... wait, why does my script have bunched up lines as if a song? Do they honestly expect me to SING at this part? I MISSED REHEARSALS!" Kisshu frowned.

"Uh... do you need help?" Jaigamo asked.

"It would be appreciated, thank you." Kisshu frowned.


A few minutes later, we see Jaigamo on the piano as 12 Ichigo and 12 Lettuce were sitting down, watching as Kisshu was now on stage, 12 Lettuce holding some cards as Jaigamo said, "Just follow the cards and sing along to the music."

"All right." Kisshu said as Jaigamo started playing the music.

(To the tune of 'I Got No Strings' from 'Pinocchio')

(Kisshu)

It's very healthy

To have a nice home

Just add a flower,

Or a garden gnome!

Otherwise,

You will be gone,

Just listen to my song!

Kisshu then started shuffling a bit as he tried to improvise his singing.

Let's just sing along,

I'm a distraction to all!

I know it's just stupid,

But just give me a call!

"Wow..." 12 Ichigo frowned. "His dimension's Ichigo must REALLY hate him to not give him the script."

It's very healthy

To have a nice home,

But don't shave me off,

right to the dome!

It's a good home

But not enough,

Just please don't call me

On my bluff!

"Yay!" 12 Ichigo, 12 Lettuce and Jaigamo clapped as Jaigamo said, "You got it!"

"My verse!" 12 Ichigo said as she got up.

"Your verse?" Kisshu said in confusion.

(12 Ichigo)

Oh please, Kisshu,

Come to me,

I want you very bad,

You see!

Please please please,

Just come to me,

I'm about to be hurt,

Oh gee!

12 Ichigo then started dancing like a Swedish girl as Kisshu just stared blankly. "And... I'm out."

"My turn!" 12 Lettuce said as she came on stage, blocking Kisshu's way out.

(12 Lettuce)

Come on, my Pai,

I want some help,

I need your DNA,

Or I might yelp!

Please, Pai, please,

Help me out here!

Can't you hear me

With your ear?

12 Lettuce then started dancing like a French girl as Kisshu turned towards nothing. "I'd REALLY like to teleport out of here... but there's some type of anti-teleportation field in here."

Jaigamo then came up on stage as 12 Ichigo took his place on the piano and started playing it.

(Jaigamo)

I will have you girls,

I am just a sexist!

Any chance that I am sweet?

No, I am very selfish!

Hey!

The music started playing faster as Jaigamo started dancing in a Russian kosak style. Kisshu just watched as he just decided to imitate Jaigamo's action... until he noticed he saw hitting his feet against his knees made a funny sound. Kisshu smiled as he did the kosak dance while hitting his knees with his feet... until he turned and saw Jaigamo and grabbing 12 Lettuce and spinning her around. Kisshu shrugged as he decided to spin around when he accidentally spun right into Jaigamo as they screamed "HEY!"

They both fell as Kisshu's hat fell right off, revealing his ears.

Jaigamo's eyes widened. "My brother?"

Kisshu paused as he sang his last line.

(Kisshu)

Don't call me on my bluff!

"...Crap." Kisshu gulped as Jaigamo glared at him.

"Pst, Ichigo!" 12 Lettuce said as she went back into position.

"Huh? Oh." 12 Ichigo said as she ran back towards her seat and laid down as she said in her weak voice. "Kisshu! You came!"


And there is the next chapter! How was it? The song being parodied here is that of 'I've Got No Strings' from Disney's Pinocchio! By the way, Jaigamo does not belong to me, but to the retired (as far as I know) author, demonluver821. Also, sorry if I unintentionally destroyed the original story's integrity, if I did. Anyway, read, review, and criticize away!