"my my what an ingoyable (In…what? Oh, "enjoyable") meal" sed snape totchin da sids of his moth ("And you were like a moth to that flaaame" Oh sorry, random singing outburst) wit his napkin. (Good mannered, are we?) he wuz sitin at his desk eatin. (What a smart observation) i wuz sitin in a char (int i, j, char c - C++ win) in front of his desk. i wasn't eatin. (I lol'd at this) he wiped his hands off on da napikn an folded it in a tryangl (Have you ever watched the movie Idiocracy? It gets ridiculously close to Imma Wizerd, at least from the spelling point of view) bside his plat.

"you moronic negresint layabout. (Come on, Severus, you know you can do better!) do you know why i brother you here?" sed snape. (lol nope)

i didnt no. (So...you did yes?)

"leef da poor boi alone" sed hagrid. (Random Hagrid is random)

"no. i think he shud be expeled." sed snape. (Wow. Is that an in-character sentence? In Imma Wizerd? Am I really in this terrible fanfic or not?)

"well why" sed da dubleedor. (Wait a moment. Snape was having dinner in front of this kid and all of a sudden da dubleedor and Hagrid appeared and began begging for mercy? Ah, Imma Wizerd logic)

"becuz he brot a gun to school." sed snape. (He was in jail, dear Severus. Not school, from what I rememeber. Even though for many students it's the same thing)

"but he wuz trien 2 fite vadermort" sed herman. (With a gun. How smart of him)

"thats no alabi" sed snape. (Translation: "Because fuck you, that's why") "he hangs at sundown"

"WAT!1111" sed harry potre. (Watt = Joule / Second)

"you heard me" sed snape.

"its tru" sed da dumbledoor "bringin a gun 2 skool is punishable by death. (I read that as "bringing gum to school") especally if ur blak" (This makes me laugh rather than cry)

"!11111111111111" sed herman. (Shouting 1s, like a boss)

"but wayt! da suns alreddy down!" i sed.

"then i guess we have to hang you now!" sed snape. ("Severus, please")

"N (That was the best sentence ever)

"!111111111111111" sed herman. an began 2 cry. (I imagine her with a black veil crying...Sweet Lord)

den... out of no were... HARRY POTTER BUST IN2 DA ROOM!11111 (Wait, didn't he say something a few lines ago? Damn, this author's got the memory of a chipmunk. Dunno how much memory's got a chipmunk, but it sounds funny)

"hey wait! u cant kill turtle! den hus goona kill vadermort!" he sed. (I don't know, someone like you? The real hero?)

i wuz standin on da stage wit ma hed in da rope. (Things get movin', don't they?)

hermon wuz dreesed in a blak dress wit a vail an cryin on harys sholder. (I think I'm psychic, lol. Nope, just read the fanfic before)

"hahaha" sed snape. it wuz thunderin an lightnin and rain wuz fallin everywere. (The state of the nature corresponds with the inner state of the protagonist...Oh jeez, too much literature lately) "with you gone, vadermort can rule then world!111" (Spoiler alert: In this fanfic, Snape supports Vadermort)

i wuz a gonner. (Uh, does that mean "I was gone"? Welll then...I can't say I'm too sad)

AN: now dat wuz excitin!111 (Like watching grass grow) sorry it tok so long. i had to look up those big words for snape (You looked anything up? O rly.) bcuz hes wite an probably jewish. (Datz rassist!)

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