Vampires

It was Saturday. Not just any Saturday though. It was the Saturday Anubis house took its annual camping trip. Everyone had their stuff packed. Nina and the Sibunas were a little nervous. No one knew where Rufus was or what he knew. Did he know the elixir was fake? Nina tried to shake the feeling that someone was watching her as they walked to their campsite.

"Fabian?" She took a step closer to her best friend. He still hadn't asked her out after prom.

"Yeah?" He replied.

"I think someone is following us."

Fabian took a glance behind him," I don't see anyone."

"We didn't see Rufus when he snatched Amber and threatened her life." She tried not to scream.

"Guys, get over here!" Jerome called from where he was hiding behind a bush," Check this out!"

"How long have you been 95?" Trudy asked victor in the middle of a clearing.

"A while." Victor smirked.

"I know what you are." Trudy confessed.

"Say it." He ordered," Out loud… Say it."

She slowly turned to face him," A vampire."

"No, I've been drinking the elixir of life, stupid!" He slapped the back of her head.

"It's what we all say to cover it up. He really is a vampire." Edward Cullen entered with Bella on his back.

"No, I really am drinking the elixir of life." He told the 'vampire'.

"Then how am I able to do this and you still be able to move?" Edward ripped of Victors head.

They sat there for a few seconds," Edward?" Bella said.

"Yes?"

"I don't think he was a vampire."

"Oh…. Well he was a butt for stealing my scene from Twilight so, I guess he deserved it."

"Yes!" Alfie screamed and stood up. He clapped furiously," Toilet duty five times in one term! He deserved it!"

"Edward, you know what you have to do now." Bella jumped off of his back.

"But Bella, look at his beard! I don't want to bite someone with a beard." Edward complained.

"That beard gave me toilet duty!" Nina screamed.

"Edward, please. For me." Bella begged.

"Fine." And with that, he turned victor into a vampire.

When the transformation was complete, Victor waved goodbye the children," I must go live with my kind now. Toilet duty for a month, Lewis. Goodbye."

'What the heck?" Alfie and the others watched Bella, Edward, and Victor disappear into the woods.

'Aren't they supposed to be in America?" Joy asked.

"Do you think we should check on Trudy? She's just stood there, blinking this whole time." Fabian asked the others.

"No…" Patricia said.

"Yes, we will starve!" Mick yelled and raced over to their housemother," Trudy, I need you to live! Go bake me cookies, women!" He slapped her across the face.

When she didn't move, Alfie came to an odd conclusion," She is an alien!"

Fabian sighed and walked over to her," Uncle Ade is on the phone."

"What?" She replied.

That was the last Anubis camping trip they ever had.