Naruto: Welcome to the newest installment of Ask Naruto!!!!!!!!

(applause)

Yeah...now read some letters.

Naruto: Gawd, ruin my moment, dattebayo...

This is from mangaFrEAk19930:

Dear. Naru-Naru-kun,

Hi! I want to ask u, who do u think would be a good couple from this choices"

1.GaaHina

2.KibaHina

3.ShinoHina

4.LeeHina

5.KankyHina

6.SasuHina

7.SasuHina

8.NejiHina

9.ShikaTema

10.ShikaIno

11.LeeSaku

12.LeeTen

13.SasuSaku

14.AsuKure

15.KakaKure

16.KakaShizu

17.GenShizu or? U have the other?

Yeah, I mean the boy who match with the 6 girls ( Hina,Saku,Ino,Ten,Tema,Kure and Shizu)

Dear mangaFrEAk19930,

I'm not good at this sorta thing, so I can't answer...

Sorry,

Naruto Uzumaki

This is from Pookie:

First of all: NaruKaka sounds so wierd! Just try saying it out loud!

Second: Why do you hate SasuNaru so much? I,personaly, consider it my fave pairing. Would it be better if it was NaruSasu?

Third: Sakura is a nobody. Why don't you drop her and find someone better? cough HINATA cough

Fourth:Why won't you try something other than Ramen? Like McDonalds or something.

Fifth: Who do you admire most? And DON'T say the dude who invented Ramen.

Sixth: Avatar? Yuck! I love Avatar too but personally, InuyashaxNaruto crossovers ALL THE WAY!

Seventh: Is all this reading hurting your brain? Cause all this typing sure is hurting mine.

Signed, Your fave Yaoi luvin fangurl,

Pookie (nickname. PUH-LEASE don't ask)

Dear Pookie,

NaruKaka is a nasty pairing, and it sounds like some toilet humor.

God damn it, I dont swing that way! Sasuke is a freakin emo!!!!!! Changing the title is still BAD!!!!

...So what, other people think of me as a nobody!!! Oh, and watch that cough, don't spread germs.

I don't strive on ramen, okay! I just like it more than anything.

The 4th Hokage, duh!!!!

Inuyasha? Oh, I challenged him to a ramen eating contest!!! I whooped him.

Yes, my brain kinda stings...

I hate SasuNaru or NaruSasu,

Naruto Uzumaki

This is from TATheSunTwin:

Dear Lord Naruto,

Have you watch Oban Star-Racers and who's your favorite character in it?

Can you tell the difference between a Crog and a Black mage?

Do you feel sorry for the Nobodies in Kingdom Hearts 2?

If you meet one of the Royal Knights from the Digimon series, what will you do? invited them for Ramen?

Do you watch Family Guy? do you love or hate it?

Which female or male Final Fantasy characters do you like?

Dear TA,

I have not seen Oban Star Racers, but I'll take a gander...

What the heck is a crog? Black mages are pretty cool!!!

I think thet look kinda like carnie...wait, Iruka told me not to talk to carnies...

Why not? Ramen is teh food for the gods.

Yes, I find it hilarious!

Cloud Strife is really cool, he has a huge ass sword!!!!

Good questions,

Naruto Uzumaki

This is from Torn Yorick:

Dear Naruto,

Why don't you like Ino? I mean she's prettier than Sakura! and what would you do if she asked you out?what about Hinata?

And (yes I've watched the episode) what do you think is REALLY under Kakashi's mask??

One of your many crazed fangirls,

Yorick!

Dear Torn Yorick,

Ino is kinda like Sakura, but I guess I wouldn't know what to do if she asked me out.

Hinata is shy, but she pulled through not as stuttering as much!!!!

I think it might be a scar or mark of some sort...

Loves sweet fanservice,

Naruto Uzumaki

This is from AngelLucifel:

Naruto! I have a question:

WHY DO YOU SAY DATTEBAYO?! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?!?

Also, why don't you check out the "Ask Sakura" column I'm writing for her, you can Ask Sakura some of your questions!

While you're at it, in case she hasn't mentioned it herself, Torn Yorick has an Ask Ino column you should check out, it's hilarious!

Dear Angel,

It's better than saying believe it ever single time, right?

Oh, Sakura is writing one too? I'll check it out!

So Ino too has a column? I bet it's a competition for Sasuke.

I'll check the columns,

Naruto Uzumaki

PS: Have your friends send questions!!!!