Author's Note:
I don't have any idea how far this story is getting. I mean, I've already wasted several small chapters.
Wait.
I have a question for you all...
Is there a limit to how many chapters you can post? :/
Chapter 7:
Wait What? Pigs? Part 2 of 2
I screamed beyond what my voice could manage, so, I stopped screaming which was hard. Actually, it helped. I realized that the stomping behind us had been muted. I didn't waste a peek though. If my instincts were wrong (which often happened), then I was dead meat. Then, I realized Mia was somehow gone.
Ulp.
Could she have been killed by the pigs? No time for that. I would be killed too. Nah. Pigs are probably gone. I look behind myself. Yep. Stupid, rude, freaking pigs ate up Mia! Wait no. Pigs don't eat people. Sorry to scare you, but beware! It might as well be possible if they took half of our population in the Pig Invasion. I ran back. Nope. I turn back. When a pig attacks, a pig shows no mercy to kill. Yeah. All because of the Pig Prince, the pigs all turned into carnivores. Yep, yep. That's how violent the Pig Prince was... except he's (prepare for spoiler if you're reading my side-story. WARNING WARNING WARNING YOU'VE GOT A FEW MORE SECONDS! 3...2...1...) dead. King Steve, the man I admire the most, killed him! Yay right? Well, some pigs kept to their ways. It's a sad thing. I decided to be brave. Yeah. Brave me? Not possible, but I'll try. I peeked past some bushes. I found Mia tied up with Luke by her side, trying desperately to free her. The pigs were watching carefully, laughing in their pig way if you catch my drift. Did I mention pigs knew how to tie knots? Creepy, I know. They just choose not to since they can only do it about 2 times a day. Compared to us... who can do it all the time. Don't include villagers. Spiders can tie better than anyone. They can tie 85 knots in 5 minutes. Freaky, but I guess it's an advantage because Luke's with us.
But anyways, I really just sat there. Enjoying the humor myself. I'm not much of a true friend, am I? She's extremely strong when she's furious though. You see there was this one time when... OH CREATURE. SHE SEES ME. WHAT THE NETHER SHOULD I DO... UM... THROW A ROCK AT HER? That would be nice... thinking about it makes me smile. OH CREATURE. THE PIGS SEE ME. WHAT THE NETHER SHOULD I DO... UM... THROW ROCKS AT THEM? That would be dangerous... thinking about it makes me shiver. Utter betrayal! YAY! OH CREATURE. LUKE SEES ME. WHAT THE NETHER SHOULD I DO... UM... CUDDLE UP TO HIM? That would be creepy... thinking about it makes me... OH CREATURE, THE PIGS ARE COMING FOR ME... WHAT THE NETHER SHOULD I DO... UM KILL THEM WITH MY WOODEN SWORD?
I killed them. Wow. That was easy. I don't even see how half our population was wiped ou- OH CREATURE. LUKES IS FINISHED FREEING MIA... AHHHHHHHH! OH CREATURE NOOO! STOP! I'M SOR-
(The following part was deleted because violent scenes were being played.)
That might as well be the most hilarious chapter yet. Heh. Okay, only in my opinion. If you didn't even smile, I feel pity for myself for making such a bad chapter. A bad chapter. Yes, a bad chapter.
Sniff.
Sniff.
Never mind my heart and soul... I'm a terrible person with those two combined together... good-bye world...
R.I.P.
Meoow Meoow Mew Meeow
Died of suicidal acts.
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