That night while Jade's sleeping soundly with her 'dog' (if you can even call it that) at the foot of her bed protecting her, and Dirk and Jake cuddling in Jake's bed. Dave is creeping down the hall as swiftly as possible. He needs to know what John was thinking and possibly apologize for the outburst if he didn't feel the same...if? Who was he kidding there was no chance that John felt the same he 'wasn't a homo'..right?

He enters Johns bedroom where John also appeared to not be able to sleep..oh god he was probably too disturbed by Dave's confession and can't sleep fuck you're such a shitty friend Dave thinks to himself as self hatred and guilty wells up inside him. Meanwhile John's sitting in his bed thinking about what Dave said..he can't believe he liked him back he wanted to figure out a way to tell Dave he likes him back without it being abrupt and out of place when he notices Dave standing in the doorway looking upset.

"Dave are you alright?"

"huh? What..oh um yeah..

"you look kinda upset Dave, wanna sit down and talk about what's wrong?"

"yeah sure why not" mumbles Dave sitting down next to John. "to be honest I came to apologize.."

For what?" asks John sounding shocked he hopes that Dave doesn't feel guilty about confessing his feelings earlier

"I'm sorry about today I shouldn't have kept my ridiculous confessions to myself especially since I know you're straight.. I hope I didn't ruin our friendship.." John is trying to resist the strong urge to slap his best friend and telling him he's stupid and that he does love him but he holds back knowing that that's probably the worst way he could confess and settles on a better, less violent way.

You didn't Dave..but it's true that I don't want to be your friend anymore. John confesses

Oh..I'm sorry I'll just leave you alone then says Dave misinterpreting John's confession. As he goes to get up John grabs his hand pulling him back down and positions Dave on top of himself so their lips almost touching as he whispers

I don't want to be your friend because I want to be your lover before pulling Dave into a hot, loving kiss. Dave immediately started kissing back (being the super cool guy he is) not missing a beat as he threaded his fingers in John's messy black hair pulling it just hard enough to make John moan. After a few minutes he pulls away from the kiss and unthreading his fingers gazing into the brunettes blue eyes as was John into Dave's red ones.

God Egbert when did you get so sexy Dave asks in a baritone quite similar to Bro's when he was alive John just blushes in reply and giggles as Dave starts kissing and biting John's neck causing a tent to form in John's pants matching the one Dave's been sporting since they first started kissing. A shudder escapes both their mouths as their dicks accidentally rub together during their second sloppy make out session. Dave thrusts against John needfully pushing their bodies as close together as possible. Causing soft moans and grunts to escape both the men as they dry fucked each other

D-Dave I'm getting close John gasps after about a half an hour of dry humping

So am I Dave huffs back in about a few minutes they stain their underwear and Johns sheets. as Dave falls on top John panting. "So when are ya actually gonna let me fuck you instead of grinding like hormonal teens?" Dave asks cause John to chuckle nervously

Well..I'm not to sure to be honest I'm kind of nervous to be honest I've never fucked anyone before so I'm a bit nervous.

"If it makes ya feel better neither have I well unless you count one of Bro's Smuppets replies Dave winking and earning a giggle from Dave

Maybe we can try a few things tomorrow night my boy says John in tone previously unrecognized by Dave though he wasn't complaining in fact he's pretty sure John broke permanently his poker face, shattered in to a million unironic pieces.

Sure thing sweet heart replies Dave enjoying the feminine nickname he's just given to his new boyfriend. John smirks and rolls his eyes before lying down Dave scoots up behind him wrapping his arms around his waist and giving a kiss on the back of the neck before drifting off into a deep dreamless sleep.