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A/N: I'm BACK! I bet you all missed me! Or maybe not. Anywho, turns out, I'm alive! Woo! If you didn't like, no let's put it this way, if you had second thoughts about the crack pairings in the last chapter, watch out. There are more to come. And for those who are mad at me for disappearing, eh, blame procrastination. Anywho I'm back and that's all that matters. I just realized it is hard writing two stories at once. I'm writing this one alone and co-authoring another one with my friend it's at Fiction Press. Go check it out it's called "I like a Person with a Sense of Horror". It's still a new born so don't expect to read a complete story. Well, I guess I should get to what you're waiting for- the story. So here goes nothin'! Oh, wait one last thing, I might not write too much 'bout Sonic this chapter, or maybe not at all. It's Link-centric. Yup, Linky deserves some limelight, too! Anywhosen, ENJOI! Flames will be used to burn down flamers' houses. Watch 'em burn! (Heh, now I reminded myself of Axel =])


Chapter 7: It's like bunnies on crack! (Couldn't think of another title.)

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Thud. "Ow." Thud. "Ow."

"What are you doing?" Peach asked, oh so curiously.

"It's called being a guy," Samus responded causing giggles to come from the other. They were standing before Link who was banging his head on the table in the cafeteria.

"Ha, hilarious," Link responded dully. "Ow, I'm doing this to, ow, possibly, ow, get an immense headache, ow."

"And why would you want a headache?" Peach asked.

"Don't wanna go to school, I have my reasons." Link said.

"You're just lazy." Samus spoke.

"Your point?" Link asked smiling. Samus rolled her eyes walked away. Peach waved before following. Link yawned, stretched, and traveled back up to his room. Today he had woken up early to get his headache. He really didn't feel like going to school. He just wanted to lay bed the whole day. He yawned again once he opened the door to his room. Marth was already up and dressed. "'Ello sir. Horrible day isn't it?" Link asked with a British accent (A/N: I loves me a British accent x3). Marth looked confused for a second, but then he cracked up laughing.

"No actually, I for one, think it's a beautiful day." Marth responded, also with a British accent."Why don't you?"

"Because I have a headache… which means my plan is working!" Link said happily, but then held his aching head. Maybe I hit it one too many times…He thought. Marth argued, trying to make him change his mind with no avail. So, he left leaving Link to himself. "Oh no," he said aloud. "If I'm absent Sony's gunna go crazy by saying something like this: 'Why weren't you there? Where you sick? You don't look sick. What happened? Were you just lazy? You couch potato! And you don't let me miss school for that! You always say that that's no reason to miss school! Why I aught a-' yeah, something along the lines of that. You know what? Screw my plan I'm going! ...I gotta stop talking to myself…"

...

Once the class settled down Link waited. Maybe Sonic was late. Turns out he didn't come at all. "What!" He screamed once he found that out.

"…Is there something you'd like to tell us Link?"Mr. Tyler asked smiling.

"I uh, well I didn't," Link said trying to make up an excuse. "I didn't ever… think of that! That's an amazing defense technique! Yeah!" He finished.

The teacher laughed a little and then said, "Are you aware that class just started and that I haven't gotten to teaching anything yet?"

"Oh, just kidding! I knew that!" Link said hoping he wouldn't get in to much trouble. Which, thankfully, he didn't. Mr. Tyler just laughed and started on a lecture. Then, Link remembered all of the teachers here look so young. They could be students for Pete's sake! What's up with that? Mr. Tyler and Relyt look like they're eighteen or nineteen, and Ms. Ayaka and Anya look seventeen, Ms. Amaya looks sixteen … Hmm… seems weird…ah, oh well.

The rest of the school day was boring, slow, painful, and uneventful. The hyperactive Ms. Amaya taught English today. It wasn't exactly what you call "fun". Well, Link managed to get through that and now found himself outside with Pit, and TL.

"Hey where's Kirby?" Link asked an abnormally quiet TL.

"Thinking…" TL responded monotonously. He didn't even look up. "Oh wait. You asked where? He's… I don't know where he is…" He explained.

"Okay then. Where's Sonic?" Link asked no one in particular.

Pit yawned and took a step forward. "I'm going to go do my homework."

"What homework? We don't get any," said TL.

"Oh yeah, I meant I'm going to go study. There might be a test coming up."

"There's a test!" TL and Link said in unison.

"No, no, no I mean you never know when there might be a pop quiz… on the things we learned these very few days of school…" said Pit. "Well, I'll be going…to the library, later!"

"That was odd," TL spoke once Pit was out of sight. Link nodded. "So it's just you and me bro."

"I'm not you're brother."

"But you are like it. So I'll call you bro. Deal with it," responded TL. Link smiled.


A/N: Ugh, my fingers hurt! Man, I shouldn't be complaining! I barely wrote a thing! I think I wrote more in the first Author's Note...wow. Meh, oh well. Review…if you dare! No, not really. Just review. REVIEW PEOPLE!