Okay here's the next one as you all know Johnny Depp has played more than Captain Jack Sparrow he's a talented actor Sora's about to meet another one of his roles.

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Another development has occurred! While Kiro and his friends explored Earth's Junction they reencountered Kaos and drove him away from the Dream Rift but it turns out the Fragmented want the Dream Energy that is emitted within these rifts one of the Fragmented Dawn Eggnapped Pteranodon Eggs that both the Dinosaucers and their sworn enemies the Tyrannos were after however one Tyranno opted to help the Dinosaucers to ensure a better future for his cousins but the question remains what does the Fragmented want with this mysterious energy?

High, Dry and Dirt-y

Upon a stain glass platform made up of several masks with several silhouettes on the rims jutting up were thrones there were twenty of each, masks silhouettes and thrones each of the occupants had masks there were three empty thrones for some reason all eyes turned to Dawn.

"Dawn you have failed us." Xanorxhet stated,

"Forgive me Master…." Dawn replied, "I'll take whatever punishment you give me."

"If were to destroy you it would impede my progress you will live for now but I suggest you train hard I don't take failure repeatedly. "There are other tasks at hand besides pointing fingers."

"Our next target should I go sir?" Yami asked,

"No….Scorn." a boy about fifteen with a mask with patterns of Darkness decorated at the side of his mask with a black hand reaching out in the middle stood up,

"Yes Master?" he asked,

"I believe you'll be able to retrieve what we're looking for." Xanorxhet replied,

"If I may my liege perhaps I should drain only a little energy from the Dream Rifts found in worlds that the Keybladers are occupying or visiting just so we don't freak em out we do this they'll never know we were there in fact, we know sucking it dry destroys a world so if we don't take so much they won't freak out and go straight for us ya know what they say less is more I'll be happy to take a tad bit more from Dream rifts that are Keyblade free."

"Hmm very well it will slow us down but it will give us more time to get Gaian on his side he is the Key after all." Xanorxhet replied, "Do not come back without the Dream Energy…now, go."

Scorn disappeared, that was when one of the others Lunos a man with a light blue crescent moon on his mask spoke up, "Sir you know he's only using this strategy to find-"

"I am aware of that Scorn will betray us however we will be ready whatever he plans after is of no consequence to us." Xanorxhet replied.

E-H E-H E-H

Wind gusts in as they reveal in stone the worlds name gunshot shoots out the hole in the D's
[Wild Desert]

"The Wild…..the wild….the WILD DESEEERRRRTTTTT!" Sang a Mariachi band of desert birds sang, "THE WILD DESERRRT!"

"We find our heroes in the vast harsh unforgiving Wild Desert on their quest to save all but they will soon encounter a hero who has yet to enter his own story!" The lead said.

E-H E-H E-H

"It's hot!" Sora groaned,

"Brutal!" Goofy moaned,

"Blistering!" Donald whined it had become apparent quickly that water and ice spells would not work at all! And to top it off they had all changed form; Aqua was now a blue fox with a tail she was dressed in a cowgirl shirt with a skirt the color of the one she was wearing she had navy boots with silver spurs, Sora was a brown chameleon wearing a black cowboy shirt with a red and navy vest he still had his necklace and a pair of silver cowboy pants and yellow cowboy shoes with a white hat with a crown on the belt buckle.

Riku was a desert cat he had a navy vest over a yellow shirt and a black Cow boy hat with black wing patterns he had a pair of white cowboy pants his tail sticking out of the back. "Odd….." he muttered,

Terra was a porcupine his quills were sticking out of his red shirt he had a black vest and a white hat with gold pants. His shoes were brown with gold spurs and bottoms.

Goofy was a hedgehog he had quills but not so sharp that they poked through his shirt he had a green cowboy shirt with a black vest and orange pants and yellow shoes and a bright green cowboy hat,

Donald was a roadrunner, his blue tipped tail feathers sticking out from behind his blue vest and white cowboy attire his feet had been changed to that of a birds and he still had his hat it hadn't changed,

Then there was Roxas who was a blonde squirrel with a silver vest and white pants with checkered pockets he had a black cowboy hat along with his wrist band,

"Well it's not the most extreme transformation I've had I've been a Dragon, Data, a Lion, a Vampire a Merman."

"I've been a demon angel and Jack Frost, remember?" Riku replied, "You're not the only one who's gone through crazy transformations."

"Pfft I've been an Anthromorphic Fox I out rank both of you." Roxas replied simply as they continued on their way.

Later they saw an Armadillo cross the street however a yellow car swerved trying to miss it the Armadillo was sadly still run over and flying from the yellow car in the chaos was a tank it shattered open the group ran over laying against the largest shard of glass was a green Chameleon with a Hawaiian shirt, just laying there in shock he got up and saw his favorite toy fish flop helplessly in the water which to Sora and Co's shock had evaporated quickly same with a small drop of water that he tried to drink the sun was so hot it made the poor thing shed his skin several times and a nearby Drink umbrella to spontaneously combust.

"That's not encouraging." Sora muttered,

"Yooohaaaa!" called a wheezy voice they all looked in a different direction Sora pointed at himself while the Chameleon looked through the glass he was holding "Yes you!" the glass hit the ground everyone gaped in horror, "Don't it's okay!" the voice assured, they walked forward, "Yes that's it a little closer I won't bite any of you." it was an Armadillo with a large flattened intend in his body basically he had been run over by the tire and it had crushed the middle of his body, "Oohh I need a little help here."

The Chameleon blinked, "Uhhh are you okay."

"I must get to the other side!" the Armadillo stated,

"Wait so that was you just now crossing the road?" the Chameleon asked "That's why the- ERRR AHHH PER PEW PEW PPEWWWOFF!" he pantomimed "Why'd you do that?!"

"This is my quest." The Armadillo replied,

"Uhhhh are you aware that there's a large flattened indent in your body?" Roxas asked,

"Yes it was smaller this morning, but he waits for me!" he stated,

"Who?" Riku asked,

"The Spirit of the West." The Armadillo replied,

"Spirit of the West?" Goofy parroted,

"Yes the one they say he rides an alabaster carriage with golden guardians to protect him." the Armadillo replied,

"Wait, wait, wait what are you talking about?!" the Chameleon asked,

"Enlightenment we are nothing without it." the Armadillo stated,

"Nothing?! Your delusional quest just ruined my life I had a complex social network going!" the Chameleon stated "Highly sophisticated friends I was very popular!" as he said this Roxas glanced back at what remained of the chameleon's tank.

"I wonder who the delusional one truly is? Looks like fish aren't the only ones who aren't supposed to be in a tank."

"You mean them?" the Armadillo said,

"Uh no I don't know who they are they were at the side of the Road." The Chameleon stated,

"Not crossing it I'm Sora this is Donald, Goofy, Terra, Riku, Roxas and Aqua." Sora replied,

"Then I see no friends." The Armadillo replied,

"Uhh um uhh." The Cameleon stated unable to answer,

"You are a very lonely lizard." The Armadillo replied, "Now help me up and I will help you all find what you each seek."

"Uhh you will?" The Chamelon asked.

"Quickly now I must get back to my quest!" the Armadillo stated,

"I see you've done this before." Aqua replied,

"Oh yes many times." The Armadillo replied simply. Sora jumped up and pulled on his hands with the other Chameleon they tried to flip him over but he was too heavy,

"Okay this is not going to work." The Chameleon stated,

"I must get to the other side." The Armadillo stressed,

"Why don't you just wait until there are no cars coming?" Sora asked,

"It's not as easy as it looks." The Armadillo replied,

"Wha?" they both asked,

"It's a metaphor." He replied,

"Sora!" Donald screamed however it was too late the others got off the off the road but Sora and the other Chameleon were swept in the wind that came with the speed of the truck that rushed by and landed on the flap that hung from the back of the wheels getting dangerously close to grinding them.

"NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD!" Sora screamed a button flew off of the Green Chameleon's shirt just before they got covered in mud, "Bleh." Sadly that made them slide down, "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!" Sora screamed drastically,

"AHHHHHH!" they both screamed bouncing off a car Sora landed on an antenna with an orb shaped like the King's head the Green Chameleon just got a smiley face they both landed in a bike wheel,

"Whew." Sora sighed however the wheel turned "Oh no." the Green Chameleon was yelping before they went flying.

"AHHHHH!" they screamed landing on a windshield wiper with the orbs on their heads, which cracked open they were then sprayed screaming with windshield wiper fluid then wiped away where they flew for a second before tumbling in the ground coming to a stop Sora's friends rushed up to him.

"You okay Sora?!" Riku asked,

"Translation….Highways suck!" Sora moaned, the Armadillo who somehow got up by himself walked over to Green,

"Need some help amigo?" he asked, Green squeaked out a yes.

"If you would please" Sora replied,

"Destiny she is kind to you." the Armadillo replied, "Tomorrow is Wednesday the water she comes."

"Water where?" the Chameleon asked,

"Out in the Desert is a town called Dirt; about a day's journey, just follow your Shadows." He replied,

"Out there in the desert." The Chameleon asked, "And it's a real town not a metaphor town?"

"Go on it's okay." The Armadillo assured,

"Don't worry we'll go with you literally!" Sora assured,

"Okay here I go I'm walking away from the road, right now, and going out into the desert." Green muttered as he walked Sora and co following.

"He's gonna die." Donald muttered getting a glare from the others, "What?"

"I will see you all on the other side." The Armadillo muttered as he turned to once again attempt his quest as the group was walking the musicians played singing about the desert they stopped when Green, Roxas, Terra and Donald gave them glares and everyone else gave them deadpan looks, they continued on their quest,

"The Animals of the Desert have had millions of years to adapt to the harsh environment of the Desert, and our heroes have had the hard life of war and battle to temper survival into them, but the lizard….he is going to die." The lead stated,

The group soon saw a cactus, "Man where, are we?" Sora asked, "He said follow our shadows, that means just keep heading where they're pointing right?"

"Yes." Aqua replied,

"Four score seven years ago our fathers" Green was muttering probably to keep his mind off the heat,

"Don't move!" said a voice everyone froze they looked around and saw a bunch of strange looking trees they almost looked like cactuses one had a bit of a face thanks to the leaves they moved again, "DON'T MOVE!"

"NOT MOVING!" everyone said together,

"Shhh blend in!" Said the voice everyone looked around and saw a rock it shot an eye open, "Blend in!" it repeated,

Green looked confused, "What, what are you-AHHH!" above them was a Red Tailed Hawk.

"Too late!" the rock replied,

"NO, NO, NOT TO, LATE I'M A BLENDER!" Green stated covering himself with sand then got into a ball Sora tried to get him to take cover with the others; however Green panicked and ran around

What are you doing?!" Sora called as he ran into a Cactus tree screaming as the thorns dug into him,

"Stop moving try not to look conspicuous!" the Rock called he tried to look like a Cactus and Sora tried to lie flat but that didn't help Green freaked and got between them when the Hawk didn't leave,

"Psst what are you doing?" the Rock asked,

"I'm blending." Green whimpered,

"Go find your own hiding place!" the Rock snapped,

"No this is good," Green argued,

"No room at the Inn." The Rock snapped,

"Just let him do it!" Sora snapped back,

"Don't distract me this is an art not a science!" Green squeaked however he turned orange yellow pink then aqua basically making a neon sign for the Hawk and he caught sight of him and Sora,

"Oh here she comes you better run Mojitos!" the rock stated,

"WHAT BUT YOU SAID DON'T MOVE!" Sora and Green shouted together,

"That was before now you run." The Rock replied simply,

"AHHHHHH!" they screamed as the Hawk zoomed in on them,

"Ha ha Adios amigos." The Rock sneered the two ran as fast as their legs could carry them Sora suddenly saw an old Bean can,

"Magneza!" Sora shouted and sent it right on to the Hawk's head, Green and Sora then looked around for a place to hide however Sora stepped on a twig that snapped and caught the Hawk's attention,

"AAHHHHHH!" Green screamed,

"BAD HAWK BAD HAWK!" Sora screamed as the Hawk Chased them it crashed into a cactus Sora suddenly found a bottle and they quickly squeezed inside it, as the Hawk managed to shake the can off, and found them chilling,

"Howdy." Sora greeted the Hawk began to peck at the bottle in frustration.

"Oooh, Testy." Green replied however the Hawk scratched hard on the bottle both lizards screamed in annoyance as they covered their ears the Hawk was now lifting it up,

"She's gonna smash the bottle against a rock!" Sora cried he couldn't fire a spell without hitting Green as well and no room to attack he was stuck as the Hawk lifted it higher and higher.

"No, no please I have vertigo!" Green begged however the hawk gave a slasher smile as he dropped it Green popped out Sora quickly saw where the others were hiding and signaled him to get over there quickly he managed to do it without the Hawks notice unfortunately for Sora the rock that the Hawk chose to drop the bottle on wasn't a real rock in the time he complained about his back Green had escaped and the lizard frog thing set eyes on Sora,

"YOU! I'LL KILL YOU! You stupid lizard get out of there!"

"Hawk, Hawk!" Sora warned flapping his arms.

"I'm gonna strangle you-"

"BEHIND YOU!" Sora got out pointing; he immediately began to run as the Frog saw the Hawk,

"Hey wait come back I just kidding we're friends right!" Sora kept running as fast as he could, "Wait we're family we're practically related,"

"Not really!" Sora stated,

"I'll let you kiss my sister!" the Frog begged,

"I'm married!" Sora screamed,

"Do you have sons I'll let them kiss my sister," the Frog begged,

"DANG NO!" Sora screamed at the top of his lungs until the bottle hit a rock breaking it, "Ow," The Frog took the time to laugh at him but that was a fatal mistake.

"YOU SON OF A-"Sora didn't hear the rest over the Hawk's cry and he was long gone in an instant Sora survived,

"I want back in only to find I'm too old for this." Sora muttered lying on his back just breathing. Later the group just trudged through the Desert until they found a place to camp out in a storm drain.

Sora however had a very strange dream he was standing in the middle of the desert as lighting struck around him there was Mr. Tims Green's fish flying by him the strange Trees from before were walking dying going somewhere there seemed to be a Snake and a turtle standing over a spigot however before he could get a good look at them he saw Kiro seemingly split into two the second one disappeared into a Thunder storm and Sora suddenly couldn't breathe he choked it felt like he was drowning getting wash away and then….

"AHHHH!" Everyone screamed as they were washed out of the Storm Drain Sora shot up gasping then sighed when it was over they all heard a Gun click and found Green was now at Gun point to a desert Iguana in a dress with brown hair glaring at him,

"Get your slimy wet bolinions off my boots!" she snapped Green instantly did so only to have the gun jabbed into his chin. She suddenly heard Sora and turned the gun on them,

"DON'T SHOOT!" Sora squeaked as everyone put their hands up, "Its okay friends?!"

"I've got a beat on you strangers," She said moving the gun around before turning back to Green "Now you get up nice and slow unless you want to spend the afternoon putting your face back together!" she snapped,

"n-no ma'am I don't!" Green muttered weakly,

"Who are you?!" she snapped,

"Who am I?" he asked,

"I'm asking the questions around here!" she snapped jabbing him again, "Our Town is Drying up we're in the middle of a drought and someone is dumping all our water out in the desert and supposedly all sides and dimensions I intend to know what role ya'll are playing in this."

"Uh Role?" Green asked,

"What are you all involved in?" She asked,

"Oh I,I,I- I'm glad you asked!" Green stated before anyone else could answer, "I've got two one acts a Mystery and a musical I've been writing I've got the words but I'm kind of working on the melody right now it kind of goes mm hm mm hmm hmm it's gonna be kind of Western a monkey won muster she'll be coming round the Ya de ya de HEEEEEY!" he stated.

Sora and Co. sweat-dropped, "Donald's right he's gonna die." Roxas muttered lowly so that the two lizards wouldn't hear.

"None of you, ain't from around here are you?" she deadpanned,

"I'm still working on it." Green admitted, "So what's your name?" he asked,

"Beans." She replied,

"Oh that's a funny name." Green replied,

"What can I say my Daddy plum loved; baked beans." She replied simply,

"Well you're lucky that he didn't plum love Asparagus." Green muttered,

"What, what are you saying?" Beans stated feeling a little insulted,

"Well uh I-I enjoy a hardy Puttanesca myself but I'm not sure that a child would appreciate the monkier." He replied,

"My Daddy was a great man even if he did exhibit, the, proclaim for legumes." She snapped,

"A little rough but not too bad of a save" Riku muttered as she continued on about him,

"Until he starts eating out of his cart" Terra added, seeing Green take a jar from the cart and open it and eat out of it,

"Mm Spicy." He muttered,

"You- You are eating his ashes!" she snapped.

"BLEH!" Green squicked quickly shutting the jar and putting it back,

"You carry his remains?" Roxas asked,

"No his ashes, he loved to smoke they never found the body." She replied,

"So it's a memoir of him." Aqua replied she nodded,

"Well I'm sure he had his reasons." Green muttered Riku faced palmed imagining him in a plane getting shot down.

"What are you implying?!" she growled,

"I wasn't implying- "Green tried to say but it was too late,

"My Daddy was never a burden he had been sober for over a month!" she began to ramble on and on until suddenly she froze up,

"Ms. Beans?" Sora asked rushing over he waved his hand in front of her face no response not even to a snap Green on the other hand pulled her arm out stiff as a board he put it back he got a wiff of her hair before trying to put his arm around her shoulder that was when she snapped back.

Sora faced-palmed as the moment became awkward "And until his cuspids are back safe and sound I will not sell my ranch!" she yelled then noticed Green "What are you doing?"

"What are you doing?" he asked,

"You're cuddling me." She accused,

"You were frozen." He replied,

"No I wasn't" she argued

"Yes you were." Sora replied, "You stopped talking."

"It, it's a defense mechanism lots of lizards have it." she admitted realizing what they were talking about,

"So Y'all gonna die here or do you want a ride into town?" She asked,

"Ride please." Sora and Co chimed together.

"Yes thank you!" Green stated getting in the front with her while Sora and Co got in the back being careful of bottles.

"Today's Wednesday that's when we get right to it!" she stated whipping the reigns to get the pig to go, "So who are you?" Beans asked,

"I'm Sora,"

"Donald Duck."

"Names Goofy,"

"I'm Aqua."

"Riku."

"Terra."

"Roxas."

"And you?" she asked green,

"Well I have many names there's my stage name my Avatar and I had a suit name once but that had to be removed." He rattled on but still no real name.

The group eventually got into town finally as they said goodbye to Beans they suddenly were hit with Rocks,

"Hey!" Sora shouted as the kids laughed Donald screeched and tried to get them as Goofy held him back,

"Let me go, Let me go!" he screamed as Green and the others noticed there was one kid left she looked like a mouse or an Ayeaye wearing what looked like a school girl outfit and black hat with thin pig tails,

"What was that for?" Sora asked,

"You're all funny looking." She replied,

"Oh yeah you're funny looking too." Green replied,

"That's a funny looking shirt." She replied,

"That's a funny looking dress!" Green stated,

"You got funny looking eyes." She replied,

"You've gotta funny looking face!" Green stated angry and annoyed now,

"You're all strangers, strangers don't last long here." She warned as she left,

"Some welcome." Sora muttered, "So where's that Dream Rift I really wish we had some way to track them."

"Maybe our Dream Eaters could help us." Aqua suggested,

"That's not a bad idea!" Sora stated he summoned Eata, "Hey Eata think you can find the Dream Rift?" he asked Eata sniffed around and rushed away to the edge of town barking.

"Looks like it's back out there somewhere," Terra stated, "Meaning we missed it."

"Aww man we'll have to fly out and find it." Sora stated,

"Fly?" Donald asked,

"Yeah on Keyblade gliders" Sora replied simply "I'm not walking through the desert again at least not in the same world twice."

"Um let's help out our new friend first." Roxas replied pointing out he was gone obviously to the saloon to get a drink, the walked in just as one of the patrons a mouse with a large beard and lots of hair was making fun of him,

"Yes as a Matter of fact I am BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOUR DADDY'S COOKING!" he shouted,

"We're…." the mouse Spoons replied scared now, "Did you say exactly you were from?" he asked,

"Me I come from the west out there beyond the horizon….past the sunset the Far West!" this had everyone in awe "Yeah that's right hombres. Where I come from we kill a man before breakfast just to work up an appetite!" he stated using his tongue to take a toothpick from one of the men listening he then zoomed in on another for his hat "Then we salt him then pepper him then we rinse him in clarified butter and then….we eat him!"

"You eat him?" Riku asked skeptically.

"THAT'S WHAT I SAID!" he shouted in the silver cats face, making everyone gasp, "Now I've seen things that would make a grown man lose control of his bladderal functions! You spend three days living in a horses' carcass living off your own juices it'll change a man oh yeah!" he stated grabbing a deck and bending it in his fingers making the cards fly and explode everywhere "Have a few extra aces in this deck just the way I like it." he replied,

"This is Ant Island all over again" Sora's group thought as he continued,

"So no my Hairsome little rodent friend I am not from around these parts." He replied knocking on the bar counter for another drink "You might say I'm from where there's trouble brewing and Hell waiting to be raised!" he took the shot glass once it was poured as he leaned back on the counter, "You might say I'm what Hell already raised up….names…Rango…"

"Are the one who took out them Jenkins brothers?"Waffels a Horned lizard asked,

"Yeeup, killed them with one bullet don't get deader Rango replied,

"All seven of them?" another patron asked,

Rango blanched at this but kept in character. "That's right all seven of them" he then told,

"Exactly how'd you do that Mr. Rango?" Waffels asked,

"Well I'm glad you asked me that and I'll be happy to tell you but listen up because this is where it gets complicated,

E-H E-H E-H

Mr. Merrimack sighed, "Beans you've been like a niece to me ever since your daddy-"he then saw the warning glare Beans was giving him, "Did not fall drunk down a mineshaft."

"And I've tried to protect you and others from certain realities-" when he realized what he had said began to stutter,

"Mr. Merrimack, are you alright?" Beans asked getting his attention

He cleared his throat, "I need to show you something." He led her to the vault and opened it up Bean's eyes widened when she saw that there was only six days-worth of water in the whole thing.

"That's all that's left in the whole town?!" She gasped.

"And this here is the reserve!" Mr. Merrimack stated, "I don't know if you've noticed but Folks just ain't making deposits on Wednesday no more" he replied fearfully.

"Mr. Merrimack if I don't get some water I'm gonna lose my ranch now you're telling me that's all that's left in the whole town that just don't make no sense!" she stated, "Now listen." She said quietly as the two got closer so the message could be heard, "Someone is dumping water in the desert I've seen it with my own eyes!"

Merrimack laughed, "Water in the desert was this during your" he froze for a sec, "Special times?"

Beans Scoffed, "No!" she snapped,

"We'll we can all dream but this is the reality." Marrimack replied shutting the vault, "Why do you think so many people are selling out, they just can't make it."

"Well what am I supposed to do?" Beans asked,

"Well I suppose we could talk to the mayor I hear he's been helping people out in this time of Crisis."

"The Mayor?" she asked,

"He maybe our only hope" Marrimack replied,

E-H E-H E-H

Rango told the riveting tale of his defeat of the Jenkin's brothers which was so good even Sora was buying into it "Bullet hits a shovel ricochets back towards number three and that's when the roof caved in, igniting the thermos of pure grade alcohol instantly vaporizing his bodily form and leaving nothin' but a charcoal statue and a high pitch squeal eeeeeee."

"Hold on that's only six!" Ambrose a Burrowing Owl,

"Yeah what about Number Seven!?" Sora asked,

"Number seven….he died of infection." Rango replied, everyone broke out into a cheer

Suddenly the doors burst open to reveal a bunch of thugs a Gilla Monster was seen leading the group, "What are you all gawking at?" he snarled everyone backed away to give him some room Sora and Co getting dragged by a couple of the Patrons at the bar, leaving Rango sitting and drinking Cactus juice,

"Hey Bad Bill I've got-Mmm Mfff!" Waffels a Horned lizard tried to give him a heads up only for his mouth to get clamped shut as he sat down beside Rango,

"Oi what is this?" he asked,

"Don't you know who that is Bill?" Spoons asked, "That there's Rango!" he stated,

"Yeah, Yeah he ain't afraid of you!" Waffles stated backing up into Bill's goons inadvertently, "He ain't afraid of…none of you…." he muttered nervously.

"He killed them Jenkins Brothers." A Patron cat stated,

"Done it with one bullet Bill!" said a preforming Frog lady,

"All seven of them" Said another; Bill merely lit a cigar as he was poured a shot of juice,

"Is that right?" he asked he took a big breath on his cigar which Sora glared at he gave that big lug not too long to live if he kept that up, Bill then breathed second hand smoke allover Rango till he coughed, gathering his courage to stay in character he grabbed the Cigar and swallowed it whole making the whole bar even Sora and Co gasp.

He sat there looking very uneasy tapping the bar with a finger the bartender quickly poured him another glass which he quickly drank to wash it down however if What Kiro heard from Aang who relayed it to Sora about Sokka's encounter with Cactus juice was anything to go on Rango burped a stream of flames a lot like a Charmeleon using flamethrower roasting Bill's face.

"Not good." Goofy muttered, Bill glared viciously at Rango, who gulped

"Oh here let me get that for you." he stated whipping his face with a rag to suffocate the flames but it looked like how a gentlemen would challenge you to a duel making the patrons gasp even further, Bill's eye was twitch, "Uhhh heeeh no." he muttered "Oh I know here." He stated grabbing the whole bottle of cactus juice.

"No not that-"Sora screamed but it had been splashed and Bill's face lit up in flames "Never mind." He muttered slinking back into the shadows,

"uhhh." Rango said nervously this time being careful with the rag and wetting a dab with his tongue, "Let me get that for you…." he doused the only surviving flame, "There all better." He muttered; Bill was not happy! He pulled out a spare gun and slid it over to Rango who gulped.

Bill had Rango faced off against Bill and all his Gang Members Rango messed with the Gun he opened it and all the bullets fell out he called a timeout before trying to gather them up,

"Shouldn't we help him?" Aqua asked,

"No need missy you heard what Rango said. He took out them Jenkins brothers with one bullet." One patron said,

"Yeaaaaahh" Sora muttered worried.

"He's gonna die" Donald muttered once more,

"Yeah poor Bad Bill." Spoons muttered,

"Alright now listen!" Rango warned "I'm gonna give you fellas one last chance to reconsider!" he stated the gun belt slipping off him, he quickly went to pull it back up, "And if none of you reconsider I might just considering reconsidering myself!" he stated noticing that the group suddenly got scared Bill's thugs went to hide while Bad Bill took off out of town like a shot, "Now that's what I'm talking about." He stated the group was suddenly trapped by folks quickly shutting up the town Sora, Donald and Goofy managed rush out when they saw the Hawk from before land behind him this time with a metal tip on her beak. "yeah."

"Behind you!" Sora hissed trying to get his attention without getting the Hawks they all flapped their arms as Rango kept going,

"Alright listen up things are gonna be different around here, now that Rango's in town, I want my shoes shined every morning with my coffee hot Danish on the side and whatever you do don't look me in the eye! Stay out of my peripheral vision!"

"It's Rango!" Waffles stated,

"What's he up too?" a patron asked,

"Wow He ain't afraid of nothing! He's telling that Hawk what fer!" Spoons stated,

"And when you see me coming, stand aside." Rango warned, "I take large steps and I don't want any of you heysees getting any of your bodily fluids on my boots!" he stated turning around then looked back at Sora Donald and Goofy who nodded sadly. "Course there is no need for violence of any kind." He muttered trying to walk away, "As long as we work together so I want you all to come outside and line up single file while Itakeabreatherfromagravation!" he stated hiding in the outhouse Sora, Donald and Goofy ducked behind it.

"Okay now what?" Riku asked,

"What do ye mean now what we hide!" Waffles replied,

"Rango will defeat dat hawk like he did them Jenkin brothers!" another patron replied, "but your friends they're gonna die." The Hawk Metal Beak flexed her claws and slashed the bottle which fell off in slices revealing Rango on the toilet with Sora, Donald and Goofy poking their heads out from behind.

The patron that lost his hat to Rango earlier rushed to get only for the Hawk to look at him, "Never mind"he mutter weakly getting back inside the barrel when she looked back all four were gone she did notice however that the toilet paper roll was quickly unraveling then there was the Chorus of screams,

"WAAAAAAAKKAAAAAK" Donald screamed as he rushed ahead,

"AHHHHHHHHHH/WAH HAA HAAA!" Rango and Goofy screamed as they ran through the town,

"BAD HAWK BAD HAWK!" Sora screamed as the Hawk screeched running after them like a freight train destroying many of the buildings in the town they ran past the bar,

"Over here!" yelled one of the patrons as they all gathered,

"Look at him now!" Waffels said,

"He's even got help from those other three!

"They're chasing after that Hawk get her Rango!" another Patron Elgin yelled,

"Uhhhhhhh." Riku and the others went sweat dropping,

"So why aren't Sora, Donald and Goofy fighting the hawk?" Roxas asked,

"Not sure." Aqua replied,

They rushed through a door screaming however the Hawk plowed through knocking down several walls Rango shut the door, "In there!" he shouted pointing to an abandoned old vending machine they quickly got into it as she burst through the door the building collapsed behind her, looking around she didn't see Sora, Donald and Goofy but found Rango, disguising himself as Licorice she pecked at the glass to break it however a stuck quarter fell out,

"Oh no!" Sora hissed,

"We've gotta do something!" Goofy muttered as the Hawk smiling slipped in the quarter and pressed F3 to pull out Rango,

Sora however tapped the window with his Keyblade using a flash bomb attack to blind her as Rango tied the licorice together and climbed out she saw the candy rope snap and shooting the trio a I'm-coming-back-for-you glance she flew after Rango who grabbed on to the watertower as she grabbed the other end of the candy rope and began to pull.

Sora Donald and Goofy rushed out seeing the scene, "Hang on Rango!" Sora shouted summoning his Keyblade and rushed forward however Rango pulled out his gun stunning the bird however his target was the candy rope but instead of cutting through it like he hoped it bounced off the licorice ricochet off the Hawk's beak bounced off a sign making Donald and Goofy duck then Sora as the bullet ripped through a support string on the tower the others snapped and the bird could only stare as it fell on her crushing her.

"I guess he didn't need my help after all." Sora muttered dumbfounded, the four of them looked over to see the bird's feet sticking up through the coal that was in the tower the other citizens came out,

"Wow did you see that?" said one,

"He killed that thing!" Buford the frog stated, "What do you think Doc?"

Doc a one eared rabbit came over and felt for a pulse but felt nothing, "This Hawk is dead," everyone gasped,

"Shoot I say we cook that right up." Priscilla the girl from before stated, spoons was inspecting Rango's gun,

"He did it with one bullet!" he stated,

"Just like he said," replied the patron who was in the barrel who put his hat on Rango's head,

"It's about time we had a hero around here!" Waffels stated,

"One who ain't in a pine box." Said Elgin another Desert cat,

"I think it's time he and his friends met the mayor." Buford stated,

"You hear that Rango we're gonna see the mayor!" Sora stated,

"Let's hear it for Rango!" called Spoons as everyone cheered the Mariachi band played a small victory fanfare in his honor,

"And so the stranger basks in the adulation of his new friends! Sinking into the Guacamole of his own deception and Sora and co just like back in Ant island will not reveal the truth." The lead replied,

"When does this chapter end?" the violin player asked,

"Soon amigo, soon" The lead replied,

E-H E-H E-H

The group sat down simply on the bench all that was there was a fox receptionist typing on the keyboard all was quiet Rango just sat there as did Sora Donald and Goofy there was a another Desert cat who to anyone else had white fur with black stripes and yellow eyes however when Sora looked at him the eyes became an icy lavender and his fur was all white not a single stripe to be found,

"Kaen?" he whispered however the door suddenly slammed open.

"I WANTED HIM TO SAVE MY RANCH NOT SELL IT!" Beans screamed as she stormed out,

"Ms. Beans I'm sure we can come to a mutual beneficial agreement!" Mr. Marrimack called as he raced after her.

"The mayor will see you all now." The receptionist replied they got up and walked in, seeing that the mayor was a old turtle confined to a wheel chair,

"Water Mr. Rango, without it there's nothing but decay." he muttered dropping a bit into a tank were a bunch of small bugs raced to it he chuckled, "Look at them so desperate to live, that they'll follow it everywhere, that's the immutable law of the Desert control the water you control everything." He motioned them to come over and opened a drawer getting out a round bottle of fresh ice cold water, He poured them each a glass, "This is from my own private stock from the Great Deluge."

"Uhhh." Donald went to say but Sora and Goofy cut him off,

"Donald!"

"Don't worry about it." the Mayor replied, "And no it's not from Noah's deluge goodness I'm not that old!" he chuckled,

"I guess power has its privileges." Rango replied,

"Yeah I can see how and why." Sora agreed,

"You make a good point boys but with privileges comes responsibility, heck I was Mayor before there was a Dirt," as he wheeled away Rango pointed to his empty glass while Sora Donald and Goofy looked sadly in theirs Rango tried to get the bottle so he could fill it however he dropped it Donald face-palmed fortunately the Mayor's back was turned, "And I may be a sentimental old Turtle but I believe there is a future for this town and I hope you'll all be a part of it." he turned back to face them "To Dirt!" he stated raising his glass,

"To Dirt!" the quartet replied raising their empty glass, they watched the people from the balcony of his office,

"You see them? Take a good look Mr. Rango, all my friends and Neighbors, it's a hard life here very hard, do any of you know how they make it through each and every day? They believe that the water will come, they believe that against all odds and evidence that tomorrow will be better!" he stated opening a box and picking out a Sherriff's badge giving it to Rango, "Pick it up Mr. Rango your destiny awaits!" Rango looked at the badge, "People need something to believe in and right now they believe in you."

E-H E-H E-H

Sora and Co reunited at the clothes shop as Rango was getting fitted for his new Sherriff's duds it was then that Beans suddenly came in, he jumped and aimed a gun at a boy who wanted his autograph,

"Oh you want the old John Hancock?" he asked "Sure." He replied handing him the gun making the boy's mother and Sora and Co freak out when the mother tried to address Rango he signed her bible, "Alright son stay in school eat your vegetables and burn everything but Shakespeare."

"Who's Shakespeare?" the boy asked as his mother shooed him out and Beans rushed in,

"Excuse me Sherriff Rango I want to talk to you!"

"Hey Beans what do you think? What do you think of the new duds? I got a ten gallon hat marked down for fifteen!" Rango stated excitedly.

"Erm." She muttered, "That's nice."

"Have you met Angelique?" Rango asked pointing to the Mayor's receptionist,

"Hello Beans." She muttered indifferently,

"Hello Angelique." Beans muttered indifferently back,

"Tart" Angelique stated,

"Floozy" Beans retorted,

"Trollop!" Beans spat,

"Uh oh." Donald muttered as he slinked back a little,

"You know Beans you'd clean up real nice if you put a little effort into it." Rango replied,

"This isn't a social call!" Beans snapped, "Sherriff Rango if that is your real name, I am trying to save my Daddy's ranch which is on the verge of an agricultural meltdown while you're playing patty cake with each-"she froze once again,

"Such a drab little thing" Angelique replied balancing a bowl of fruit on her head,

"Why does she do that?" Terra asked,

"It's a defense reflex." Buford replied.

"Her switch is just broken." Doc explained,

"Oh that's an inconvenience." Rango muttered, that's when she unfroze, making the fruit fall,

"It is not a rash it's a birth mark!" she shouted then looked around "I did it again didn't I?"

"Did what?" Rango asked playing dumb,

"Let me ask you something do you know what happened to our last Sherriff?" Beans asked he along with Sora and Co looked over they saw the carpenter a spider build a coffin he grinned at them.

"That's not comforting." Roxas muttered, suddenly the bell struck it was high noon as if in a trance all the people began to gather in the street each with whatever could hold water, everyone literally dropped what they were doing and began the ritual, as Sora and Co looked around Rango tried to ask about the last Sherriff.

"This is interesting." Sora muttered as he saw his friends somehow got stuff to hold water he began to search his pockets , "Uh something, something need bottle thing hold OH!" he quickly grabbed one of his potions and Drank it. than followed,

They all stood in a line as music began to play they bobbed up and down as Sora and Co watched from the outside bobbing up and down a little as well, the citizens then did some kind of square dance weaving in and out kicking out then switching back into opposite positions of the line everyone hit each other across the face Sora hit Rango who retailiated with a hard punch.

"OW!" Sora moaned,

"Oooh ohh Sorry, sorry!" he muttered Sora nodded, as they continued after the others Sora grabbing his dropped bottle, the two raced between Priscilla, Donald, Goofy and a raven wearing Native American attire named Wounded Bird, "Whoo this is quite the Hoedown you got here still working on those steps."

"Uhh is this normal for the town I mean?" Sora asked,

"Mm hmm." Priscilla nodded, "Every Wednesday just like clockwork."

"You four kill bird." Wounded Bird stated,

"Well Rango did most of the work." Donald replied,

"Uh Yeah I did!" Rango agreed,

"Bird dead Snake come." Wounded Bird replied,

"Uhh Snake?" Rango asked nervously.

"He means Rattle Snake Jake Mr. Rango." Priscilla explained, "He never comes to town cause he's scared of that Hawk but he might come now, hey Sora can I have your crown necklace when you're dead."

"No!" Sora snapped,

"There will be no claiming to the possessions of the dead I've got no problem with this Rattle Snake Jake." Rango replied,

"That's just what Amos said." Priscilla replied,

"Amos?" Goofy asked she glanced over so did they,

"R.I.P
Sherriff Amos
Thursday3pm-Saturday 12:00 am"

That was the most recent among the many, many tombstones of Dirt's past Sheriffs all of them didn't last more than a week.

"Any of you got gold fillings?" Priscilla asked,

"No!" they stated together, soon they all stood looking up at a large tap it seemed more majestic in the sun a platform was set and the mayor came up,

"My Fellow Dirtonians I welcome you to our great day of deliverance, Halleluiah."

"HALLELUIAH!" the Dirtonians cheered,

"Acolytes prepare the holy Spigot!" the Mayor ordered a couple of animals in wet suits and snorkels showed off the spigot to then attached it to the tap then turned it,

"We have several newcomers here among us today though one I think needs little introduction to you so bold was their entrance into our fair society however I'm sure one shines amongst the rest Mr. Rango would you please step forward."

All eyes went to Rango who then walked right under the tap grabbing a container from Riku as he went,

"The time has come my friends the time that was foretold." The Mayor declared,

"Halleluiah" they cheered,

"The Sacred time!" the mayor assured,

"Halleluiah" they cheered,

"THE TIME OF DESTINY!"

"HALLELUIAH!" the Dirtonians cheered, as Rango held out his container desperate for a drink,

"THE TIME OF DELIVERANCE!"

"HALLELUIAH!"

"IT IS THE TIME OF HYDRATIOOONNN!" the shouted loudly the spigot was turned however all that came out was a small slab of mud making everyone gasp.

"It's the new comers it's their fault!" shouted a Dirtonian as Sora and Co looked around nervously,

"They're Witches BURN THEM!" shouted another.

"I get the crown Necklace!" Priscilla called,

"NO!" Sora groaned indignantly.

"My Friends my friends" Assured the Mayor "Temper your frustrations, times will be tough from now on sacrifices will have to be made, but if I can help in anyway please know that my door is always-"

"Hold it, Hold it hold it!" Beans shouted pushing through the crowd, "Now this stinks three ways to Sunday first the Bank dries up and now this here spigot!"

"What she talking about?!" Buford asked,

"She said there's no water in the bank!" yelled a woman in the crowd.

"Uh oh" Sora and Co muttered as Beans looked very nervous she wasn't supposed to reveal that.


Green/Rango:A Chameleon with no name or identity for that matter he lived all his life in a tank until Roadkill the Armadillo caused him to be thrust into a world beyond err the one in his mind he's got everyone convinced he's a jaded heroic drifter (Rango 2011)

Beans: A Desert Iguana who owns her father's ranch which is suffering in the drought she claims she's seen someone dumping water out in the desert she thinks this and the town's drought are somehow connected she tends to freeze under stress as a defensive reflex (Rango 2011)

Mayor: A turtle who has been here long before the town himself he has years of wisdom and experience it should be noted that he doesn't seem to be affected by the drought (Rango 2011)

Metal Beak: A Hawk Sora and Co alongside Rango tangled with a couple of times however she met her death at the hands of Rango while it was merely a lucky shot the lies Rango told convinced the people of Dirt that it was all intentional Rango is pretty lucky! (Rango 2011)

Bad Bill: A Gilla Monster who with his thugs seem to bully the town he was about to duel Rango when Metal beak scared him off (Rango)

RoadKill/Armadillo: it's thanks to him that Rango was thrust into adventure his quest is to meet the Spirit of the West on the other side of the road (Rango 2011)

Priscilla: A Little girl who lives in Dirt she seems really tough for someone her age she's taken a shine to Sora's Crown necklace perhaps Rango's boots as well (Rango 2011)

?Kaen?:A desert cat that to Sora seemed had the appearance of Kaen in another form but was it Kaen or was the hot Desert sun of Wild West gotten to him?(?)


Okay I know I introduced other Characters here but I'm not putting their Bio's down till after the next chapter the preview and Kingdom Tale will also not go up here because it seems better just to have then when a world's story end I wanted to do this world in one chapter but it ran too long 23 pages ^^; yeaaah that's over eight thousand words feel proud you gave your brains a work out! Anywho


Next time: So where did the Water go?

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