For those of you who don't know:
Voldie Got Run Over By A Potter is sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Voldie Smells is sung to the tune of Jingle Bells
I Saw Ronald Kissing Dumbledore is sung to the tune of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
Here Comes Voldemort is sung to the tune of Here Comes Santa Clause
And Percy Snitched On Us is sung to the tune of Nuttin' For Christmas
This chapter's song is sung to the tune of Away In A Manger.
"Oh, well. Anyone else want to go?"
"Oooh! Oooh! Let me! Let me!" Trelawney squealed.
"I though Dumbles killed her," Minerva muttered.
"Alright Sybil. And what will you be singing?"
"Oooh! I'll be singing-"
BANG! BANG!
Sybil fell over dead.
Everyone looked at McGonagall who was holding a smoking shotgun.
"Well, you never finished the job," she said to Dumbledore. Dumbledore smiled.
"Anyone else want to go?"
Everyone looked warily at the still smoking shotgun. Dumbledore sighed.
"I guess I'll have to go then." Dumbles walked up to the stage and started to sing:
"Away in her tower, with her crystal ball
The psycho Trelawney made up stuff in her head
This pissed of McGonagall and she had a gun
And psycho Trelawney fell dead off the stage."
"That was a very good song, if I do say so myself," Dumbledore said. Everyone looked at him like he was crazy. Everyone except McGonagall. She liked the song. It reminded her of something, that she couldn't quite place.
"Now, who'd like to go next? Anyone? No one? Oh, well. I guess I'll just have to pull names out of the Sorting Hat." Dumbledore dug around in the Sorting Hat (who was grumbling about old farts and their damn Karaoke parties) and pulled out a slip of paper.
"Ah, here we go. And the person singing next is…"
