Princess Time!
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This part written by Me.
Cinderella smiled, and blew a stray hair out of her sweaty face. She stretched with a groan, putting her hands up over her head. "Ahn... Finally," she sighed. Her kitchen was glistening, shining crystal clean and clear. The air itself was sweet to her nose, the floors gleamed, and the wooden cabinets shined with fresh polish. She began to sit down... Then looked down at her dirt and grease covered dress.
"Oh no..." She sighed. "I need to get cleaned up...!" She turned and ran off to the bathroom. After a wonderful shower, she returned to the kitchen with a happy smile.
"Now I can relax, enjoy this cleanliness without... Any..." Cinderella trailed off as she got a good look at her kitchen. Her previously clean kitchen.
"Hey Cindy! Brought ya some supplies for haggis! I'll teach ya how to make it proper!" Merida said with a smile as she reclined... With her feet up on the table. Cinderella's eyebrow twitched.
"You mean how to make it even more awful?" Tiana huffed, spilling a bit of gumbo onto the floor as she cooked it in a big, dirty pot atop the stove. Cinderella took a deep breath.
"Ah'm gonna pretend you didn't say that," Merida commented wryly, brushing her boots off and depositing plenty of mud onto the table. Cinderella cleared her throat.
"I..."
"Oh hey Cinderella! I brought back more stuff from the dump!" Ariel sang happily, wheeling in with a little red wagon overflowing with stinking junk. "Can you help me wash it? Some of it is smelling really bad!"
"Oh! Oh dear, stop it Twitter!" Snow White cried, as a little blue bird flapped through the kitchen. It tweeted and knocked over a stack of gleaming plates. Tiana caught it with one hand, gasping... As the gumbo fell to the floor.
"SNOW WHITE!" Tiana shouted. "Look what you did!"
"I'm sorry, Twitter is just so flighty and anxious-!"
"Hey everyone, I got a new set of paints-Ack!" Rapunzel yelped as she stepped in the spreading puddle of hot gumbo. "ACK! OW OW OW HOT HOT-OH YENSID!"
She tripped over her long hair and the paints went flying everywhere.
"RAPUNZEL!" Merida shouted, standing up and brushing off bright pink paint from her dress. "Look what you did!"
"What I did?! Who serves gumbo on the FLOOR?!" Rapunzel shouted, tangled in her long hair.
"I WASN'T SERVING IT ON THE FLOOR!" Shouted Tiana. She pointed a green finger at Snow White. "SHE MADE ME SPILL IT WITH HER STUPID BIRD!"
"Don't c-call my bird stupid, you'll hurt his feelings!" Snow White cried, cradling Twitter to her breast. "He's very sensitive!"
"I'M THE ONE WHO BURNED HER FEET!" Rapunzel yelled.
"Well MAYBE you shouldn't go around in BARE FEET, DUMMY!" Tiana yelled.
"IDIOT!" Rapunzel yelled.
"MAH DRESS!" Merida shouted.
"Oh, my dinglebobber," Ariel moaned, looking at her paint covered artifacts. "Can I still use it if it's red?"
"SHUT UP!" Shrieked Cinderella. All the other princesses looked over at the furious Cinderella. The usually mild mannered blonde princess's eyes were bulging.
"SHUT UP SHUT UP I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!" She stormed off, leaving several princesses in varying states of paint and mess.
"... What the bloody 'ell's her problem?" Merida huffed.
Heavily inspired by the Pocket Princesses webcomic by Amy Mebberson, this thread is for any and all Disney Princess related hijinks you might think up. Basic premise? The Princesses are roommates and have access to the entirety of Disney properties and canon to interact with for hilarious adventures.
