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Sorry for putting off this story for so long! *bows*
J: So lazy…
What?!
J: Get a hearing aid.
Grrr… Disclaimer!
Yukimura: NemesisGoddessOfRevenge does not own IE or any of its characters. It all belongs to Level-5.
Tsurugi: Gah! What did I ever do to you?
Hmm?
Tsurugi: Tenma keeps on annoying me in almost every chapter!
Tough luck… Just bear with it! XD
Tsurugi: If anyone wants to look for me, I'll be in the emo corner. *Goes and sits in the emo corner*
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Crazy IE Campout Ch.7
In the morning, Yukimura woke up, only to hear the unmistakable pitter-patter of raindrops hitting the ground outside. Peering out, he saw that the campsite was entirely drenched in water. Shindou and Kirino were already awake, and they waved at Yukimura. They were holding up umbrellas. The sky was grey and cloudy.
"Morning, Yukimura!" called Shindou.
"Come over!" added Kirino.
Grumbling, Yukimura splashed through the array of puddles. Suddenly, he stepped into a huge puddle. A deep, huge puddle.
"Help!" Yukimura screamed. He lost his balance, and sat down inside the puddle. It was filled with rainwater, mud, leaves and even some small creatures and creepy-crawlies.
"Hooray!" Yukimura recognized Kariya's voice. "I pranked Yukimura-senpai!"
"Good job, kids." Kogure said. "Ushishishishi! Congrats!"
"KARIYA!" Yukimura tried to climb out of the puddle, but it was too slippery. His hands and feet slid back down. Yukimura growled angrily. Then, a pale hand lifted Yukimura up and out of the puddle.
"Arigatou, Fubuki-senpai."
'Who pranked you, Yukimura?" Fubuki's eyes were orange.
Yukimura gulped. Fubuki was in an 'Atsuya' mode. "Kariya and Kogure-san."
"I'll get them for you." Fubuki grabbed a soccer ball.
Kariya and Kogure were still laughing and chatting. They couldn't hear Fubuki approaching them.
Fubuki grabbed Kogure by the collar and shook him. "Why are you teaching bad things to this kid?" He pointed at Kariya, who was shivering.
Kogure gulped. "Just… Because?" Kogure said tentively.
"Wrong answer." Fubuki tossed the soccer ball up into the air. "Eternal Blizzard!"
Kogure screamed and ran away.
Yukimura sweatdropped. Then, he realized his clothes were dirty and dripping with mud. "Eww!" Yukimura made a disgusted face at the state of himself.
"Go to take a shower, kid!" Kazemaru appeared. He steered Yukimura to the bathrooms.
When they arrived there, Kazemaru frowned. There were bugs, mosquitos and spiders on the floors, walls and ceilings. "Well, what can we expect? This is wild camping, after all."
"I hate bugs." Yukimura was scowling.
"Acccck!" They heard an enraged yell from outside, accompanied by a lot of splashing. "Who did this?"
"Hahaha, pranked ya, Tsurugi!" Kariya jeered.
"Why, you little…! Ow, Matsukaze!"
"Sume, sume, Tsurugi!"
Kazemaru sighed. "I'll have to have a word with Kogure about pranking."
The door banged open. A sopping wet Tsurugi and Tenma walked in. Tsurugi was in a really bad and murderous mood.
"That Kariya… I've got enough of his stupid pranks!" Tsurugi shook the leaves out of his hair.
"Do you want me to ask Fubuki-senpai to ask Gouenji-san to punish Kogure-san and Kariya for you? They're good friends… So Gouenji-san should be able to calm down Fubuki-senpai." Yukimura reasoned.
"Never mind. I'm taking a bath now." Tsurugi hurled himself into a shower cubicle. Moments later, they heard the splashing of water inside. Yukimura and Tenma went to take a shower.
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After taking a bath, Tsurugi, Tenma and Yukimura were squeaky clean again. Tsurugi's hair was sopping wet, and it hung down on his shoulders, unstyled. The water had washed all the gel out of his hair.
As soon as Tsurugi stepped onto the lawn, he was welcomed by the bright flash of a camera.
Akane was holding up her pink camera, and she had taken a photo of Tsurugi.
"This will look good." Akane turned to J, who was still typing on her laptop. "J! I've got a picture for Instagram!" Akane took out a cable and plugged it into the laptop.
Looking at the photo, J grinned. "Great! Arigatou, Akane-san!"
"You're welcome. Oh, and just call me Akane." Akane smiled.
J typed in something and pressed the enter key. "Done!"
"What did you do to my picture?" Hurriedly, Tsurugi rushed to J's laptop. His picture was on the screen. In bold headlines, the caption read: Tsurugi Kyousuke, ace striker of Raimon Junior High, after a bath! Must see!
Tsurugi growled.
"100000 hits!" Taiyou, who had appeared out of nowhere, scared Tenma out of his wits as he pointed at the screen.
"Look at the comments! Super-hot, cute, awesome picture," read Kirino. Raising his eyebrows, Kirino turned to stare at Tsurugi, whose ears were starting to get red. "Looks like you've got a bunch of crazy, super-devoted fangirls."
Tsurugi rolled his eyes.
"Guys, I've got bad news. Listen to this." Endou turned on the radio and cranked up the volume.
"Bad news, folks! There will be bad weather in the coming few days. There will be rainstorms today, and within this week, the sun is going to be missing for a quite long time…"
Endou switched the radio off. "So, we might have to cancel the whole camping thing."
"Aww! But we just got here!" Tenma protested.
"Phew! Then that's around…" Kidou calculated mentally. "… 12.5 days less of enduring camp!"
"Don't worry, minna! I can still come and visit you guys at school, and cook yummy odens for you kids!" Natsumi trilled cheerfully.
"Dear…" Endou put his arm around his wife's shoulders. "These kids are probably busy with homework, exams, and such. You shouldn't bother them, really. It's quite tired to cook for so many people at once."
"It's okay! But, I'm really tired right now, so maybe I'll stop cooking for a while…"
Everyone sighed in relief.
"I can't make sudden arrangements now, so how about this: we can stay here until the afternoon. The coaches will pick us up at 3:00 p.m." Endou tapped his watch.
"Why can't me, Kidou and Fudou drive like the time we came here?" asked Gouenji.
Sakuma glared. "Because, the last time you loony-bins did that, Shindou threw up on Kirino."
Fudou and Kidou whistled innocently.
Gouenji shrugged. "Well, you've got to admit that I'm the best driver among us." He pointed at Kidou and Fudou. "Bench-lover and Goggle-face."
"GOUENJI!" The pair lunged for the blonde striker.
While they were fighting and arguing, J slipped off, unseen behind a bunch of trees in the forest nearby.
"Commander. All is going according to your plan."
"Good. Don't let me down. And, if you get seen…"
"I'll handle it." J hung off. She turned around, and nearly got a heart attack.
Tsurugi Kyousuke was standing there, hands on his waist, glaring at her.
J's heart skipped a beat. So, Commander had known this was going to happen.
Nearby, a snow white raven flew off, cawing loudly.
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"Who were you talking to?" Tsurugi said.
"Commander."
"Yeah, like that answered my question. Who are you, really?"
"You'll know. Very, very soon." J spun on her heel and took a step back to the campsite. "Oh, and I've got a piece of advice for you."
"What?"
"Do not think the enemy is gone. When they retreat, remember to plan in advance. They will make a comeback."
With that, J pushed Tsurugi away and walked away, leaving Tsurugi behind with a stunned expression on his face.
Done! *flops on the sofa*
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