Of Evil Plot Bunnies and Hot Characters Part 7

By: musiclover99

©-Rick Riordan

BeginningTheREVOLUTION

AN: Hola peoples, for once since . . . four chapters ago, it's Max here! I'm hoping I do as well as Lex does! I really can't do camp scenes and I'm sorta forcing this outta my brain ( . . . ew, gross mental pic!) but. . . ON WITH THE SHOW! . . FIC! Hola people of earth. I really hate Max for this chapter...


"OH MY GODS, WE CAME ON BARBECUE NIGHT?" Max question-err, yelled.

Annabeth sighed and slapped her boyfriend on the shoulder since he was laughing and said, "Yes, you came on barb-"

Max was runnin to get a plate and beat the line before she finished.

Annabeth turned to the other authors. "Why . . .?"

Lex just said, "She loves food. One of her favorites is barbecue."

Annabeth was about to ask, before Lex interrupted saying "Don't ask. No one knows HOW she ever eats that much in one sitting."

The others were just staring at Max as if she grew two heads since she just grabbed almost two trayfuls of food.

"What? I'm hungry, it's been a long day." she replied.

There was just a silence, until Gigi thought of something. "Wait, are we supposed to offer something to the gods? Cause we're not demigods or anything . . . and if so, which god?"

Annabeth thought about this until she said, "Best to offer them, might get some luck on your quest then. Offer it to . . . whichever god you think you'll need to for the quest."

Everyone nodded and went to get some food, then offered some to the gods. After they were done eating, they went to their free time to talk.

"Sooo . . . anyone as psyched for this quest as much as I am?" Terra asked.

Immediately, Max answered, "Shoosh yeah!"

Terra turned to the other five. "What about you guys? You're not psyched?"

Gel pointed out, "Well, we do have a chance of dying."

"And there might be monsters at every corner." added Tallie.

Lex interrupted, saying, "Guys, this is gonna be epically awesome! And you're telling me that you're not excited to go on a quest with some of our favorite characters and actually fight monsters! You're telling me you're not excited?"

Max added, "For me, this is like a dream come true!"

Rjay mumbled, "Yeah, almost too good to be true. . ."

Max glared at him. "Oh shut it Lieutenant Pessimistic. Can't you just accept the fact that Lex kissed you because she likes you, become happier and over your mood and get over it?"

Both said authors blushed, glared and started to argue.

"I do not like him/her!" they said at the same time.

"De Nile's not just a river in Egypt!" Tallie said in a sing-song voice. "Now, can we move on?"

Lex and Rjay wanted to argue, but just shut up, not looking at each other. The seven authors just sat there in silence, until Terra said, "WASABI!"

They all jumped (minus Terra of course) and Gel said, "What the heck was that?"

Terra just shrugged and said, "I was getting bored. Duh." She said it like it should be the most obvious thing in the world.

They all sat in silence again until Max said, "What is it with you and Lex and the word wasabi anyway?"

The two authors just looked at each other and said, "We have no clue. . . . It's a funny word?" Lex said.

"Nonononono, what's really a funny word is brouhaha." Rjay said.

All of the girls just stared at him.

"What? It is!" he protested.

Then before they can continue their very odd conversation, the conch shell blew and they had to go back to training.

Max stood up and clapped her hands. "Well, if you need me, I'll be playing with sharp objects. Later peoples!"

Gel said, "I'll be trying not to die at the climbing wall. See ya!"

Gigi and Tallie stood up, and Tallie said, "We'll go join her!" while Gigi winked at Lex, while said girl just looked confused.

Terra caught on and said, "I'll be going too! I gotta go . . . practice some more archery!"

Rjay had now caught on (a shock to EVERYONE). Then Lex got it. These two were alone. They just sat there in their own little worlds until Lex said, "I'm uh, gonna go join Terra. Bye Geezer!"

Rjay had just enough time to say "Don't call me that!" before she was outta earshot.

That night

Annabeth said, "Alright, now I gotta show you guys your rooms."

Rjay asked again, "Can we please stay-"

"No."

"But-" Max said.

"No."

"Can't we-"

"NO! NO YOU CANNOT STAY IN A CABIN OK? Gods, you guys are like four year olds!"

Rjay and Max looked at each other, then said, "We try."

Lex shook her head. "It's creepy how close they are."

Gel said, "Why? Jealous of the competition?" while wiggling her eyebrows.

Max immediately stepped far away and said, "No. Just no. Gel, if you even think about saying something like that, I'll get a knife and gut you with it. That's just messed up!"

Gel just smirked. "But you don't have a knife, so ha!"

Max glared and made a choking motion. "Just wait til I get my hands on you!"

Annabeth interrupted. "Guys, quit it! We gotta decide who sleeps where for tonight!"

". . . fine." Max grumbled. "How many rooms are there?"

"Four, which means one of you gets the extra, and-"

"I call it!" Max interrupted.

Annabeth glared and said, "No, Rjay gets it."

Rjay pumped his fist in the air in victory and said, "Ha! In your face Max!"

Max just stuck her tongue out and whined, "Why him? The youngest," she gestured to herself, "needs her rest."

Annabeth replied, "Because he's the only boy, okay? Now choose your roommates."

"I call Gigi!" Tallie said.

"I call Gel!" Terra said.

Lex looked at Max. "That just leaves you and me."

Max jokingly rolled her eyes and said, "Joy. This oughta be fun."

Lex raised an eyebrow. "What's that supposed to mean?"

Max raised her hands in surrender. "Hey, I call 'em as I see 'em."

Annabeth interrupted (again) and said, "Alright, I'll show you to your rooms. Wake up early tomorrow, we'll get you your weapons."

Terra and Max hi-fived each other and Terra said, "Sweetness!"

Max added, "Race ya'll to your rooms!"

"Last one there's a dying hellhound!" Gigi added.

Next day

"GET UP GET UP GET UP!" Max yelled at the top of her lungs. "IT'S TIME TO GET OUR WEAPONS AND START OUR QUEST!"

Terra added (just for the fun of it), "And the sooner you get up Lex, the sooner you can see your boyfriend!"

That got her up. Lex glared at Terra and said, "Shut up, he's not my boyfriend."

"But you wish he was." Max pointed out.

"No I don't!" Lex retorted.

"Um, yeah you do." Terra stated matter of factly.

"No I don't."

"Yes you do."

"No."

"Yes."

"N-"

"GUYS CAN WE SETTLE THIS LATER, IT'S QUEST TIME!" Max shouted.

The two arguing authors stopped and just grumbled, "Fine . . ."

"Everyone's already eating breakfast, come on!" Max rushed.

"Hey, lemme get dressed!" Lex stated, pointing to her yellow and black gingham pajamas.

Max raised her hands in surrender and glared. "You better be down in two minutes maximum, or I'm gonna kill you." She smirked at Lex, then whispered, "You know you do, though,"

Then (when Lex finally finished dressing) they all went down to get some breakfast.

"BACON!" Max shouted, and took off.

Lex and Terra just stood there and shook their heads at their crazy friend's behavior. Terra turned to Lex. "Betcha she can't last a day without complaining about lack of food."

"Betcha she can last THREE days." Lex replied.

"You're on." Terra said, and the two shook hands.

"Loser has to kiss DK?" Terra asked.

Lex blanched, and Terra visibly noticed.

"Oooh, nervous about kissing your precious boyfriend?" Terra asked.

Lex glared and said, "No, you're on!"

"HEY YOU TWO! IF YOU'RE DONE BONDING, GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE! WE'RE GETTING WEAPONS!" Max yelled.

At the table, same time

"Hey Gel." Gigi said.

Gel turned to look at Gigi and said, "Yeah?"

"I betcha Lex and Rjay will kiss each other two days into the quest." Gigi said while looking between Lex and Rjay.

Gel got a devilish smirk on her face and said, "Betcha they'll kiss ONE day in."

Tallie interrupted saying, "Don't forget to include me! I bet THREE days."

"Hmm . . . losers have to be the winner's servant for a week?" Tallie suggested.

Gigi and Gel said, "Deal," shook hands, smirked, and went back to their breakfasts.

After breakfast, in the shack

As soon as Terra stepped in, she yelled, "Sweet!" and went for a black bow and arrow sitting in the corner.

"Dude, this is so epic!" she said, then yelped. In her hand was a little black bat necklace. "Oh my gods, I have to have this!"

"Take your pick, then we'll head out." Percy said.

The authors just nodded, in a daze, then ran for the weapons.

"Check this out!" Rjay exclaimed while showing a blue watch. The others looked at it in confusion until it turned into a sword.

"Mine!" he said, while Gel found one exactly the same, except it turned into a little G pendant.

"Got mine!" she said. Gigi and Tallie found two daggers and looked at each other, then grabbed one. "Got ours!" Gigi said, while watching hers turn into an owl pendant, Tallie's into a T pendant.

Lex was just looking around with Max until she found a shiny celestial bronze bow and arrow set and said, "Mine's here!" she said. Then she found it turned into an L pendant.

Now Max was the only one without a weapon, until she found the perfect one. A single knife was hanging in the corner, and when she grabbed it, it turned into a black leather band.

"I am set for life." Max said, staring at her new "toy".

Then Rjay turned to Percy and said, "We're ready. We packed last night."

Percy nodded, then said, "Come on, Chiron's waiting on Half-Blood Hill."

The authors nodded, and followed Percy up to the hill. When they got there, Chiron was already there.

"Now, though we don't know how this happened, it has been done by the Fates, so may the gods be with you on your quest." he said.

They all nodded and said thank you, and went except for Rjay.

"We'll have to give these back, right?" Rjay asked, slightly disappointed.

Chiron smiled knowingly. "You never know when you're going to need a sword, my boy. Now go, your friends are waiting."

So, they're special, as they're the only mortals from other universes to enter the PJO world. There are portals to go to the other dimension, but they only open every now and then. When they do, the 7 will feel it. But for now . . .

"Ow! Get your butt off my foot!"

"Get your foot off my butt!"

. . . let's finish the quest alive first, shall we? Considering Gel and Gigi just tripped down the hill . . .

WOW, this is the longest chapter I have EVER done. Hope you like! And I hope I did as well as Lex usually does! Now . . . will our heroes even survive the quest? Let's see what happens next! LEMME KNOW HOW I DID PLEASE! Well, I think ya did pretty awesome, minus the whole spat with Max and Lex. Though that was probably something I would've thought of. Great minds think alike, eh? Yes, yes they do Lex.