Disclaimer: I own nothing at all. Not any quotes, not Harry, not Severus, not Remus. Nothing at all except for the Riddle twins
Hermione sighed as Lavender started off again. Making eye contact with Harry she had to quickly look away and bite her lip to stop the laughter coming out. "You must find Jesus! He will save your souls!" Hearing Ron snort Hermione quickly turned back to Lavender and pretended to be listening, nodding in all the right places. Alexia suddenly sat up from where she was looking under the couch. "I found Jesus!" Lavender smiled brightly at her as Alexia opened her mouth again. "He was behind the couch!" Lavender glared at Alexia before storming off up the stairs to the girl's dormitories as Harry and Alexia started laughing before Ron and Hermione quickly followed.
AN: I mean no offense. None at all. I actually have a friend that is religious. But it really was too funny to pass up. Quote is in italics. And again, I mean absolutely no offense whatsoever.
