We arrived into Castle Bleck, and I went straight to the bathtub. "Dad, so are you completely sure that you want me to take a bath?" I asked. " Yes, I am completely, positively, sure. So get to it, and remember, wash your hair! I'll get Dimentio to clean your shell." He replied. "Not Dimentio! Last time he cleaned it, there was Kersti and Tippi stickers inside it!" I said. "Yes Dimentio! He's the fastest person that can clean it!" Bleck retorted. "Wait... is Dimentio a person?" I asked. "I'm not that sure... " Bleck replied. "Okay, now hurry up, I'm taking Mimi to the dry cleaners with me to get your outfit. And no butts..." Bleck demanded. "Aww! Dammit!" I snarled. "See you later!" Bleck said and patted my head.
I got into the shower, and don't call me a weirdo, but I bathe in a bathing suit. Only because Dimentio could come in here in any moment. It's a bikini though. And I began to sing. "They say that true love hurts, but this could almost kill me, young love murder, that's is what this must be." I sung. Now I have to wash my hair... I hate doing that. So I picked the black shampoo, and scrubbed. "I hate this... so bad." I mumbled.
20 minutes later...
"FINALLY! OUT OF THE SHOWER! MWAHAHAHA! VICTORY!" I shouted. Dimentio saw me and walked over to me. "Your shell is done." He said. "Okay." I replied. "WAIT! What did you do to it?" I asked as he gave it to me. "Oh, nothing, and you know you're in a bikini..." He reminded me. ". . . . . . . " I was speechless. "So, you mean that everyone can see me in it right now?" I asked. Dimentio nodded. "Oh... bulls-" I got cut off, because Dimentio had his hand on my mouth. "Please, don't cuss." He whispered, and I bit him. "Ah ha ha ha... a feisty one." He laughed like a calm, creepy person. "Now, go change." He whispered. "Oh wait, scratch that." He continued, and snapped his fingers. I was wearing the same thing that he was. "I ...Am...Going...To...FREAKING KILL YOU!" I yelled. "Oh joy." Dimentio exclaimed. I grabbed him by his neck. "Ah ha ha ha... You can't kill me!" Dimentio said happily. "Oh... right." I remembered.
2 HOURS LATER :D
Count got back from the dry cleaners.
"Kortez I'm h- uh..." Bleck said, and he saw me with a Dimentio outfit on, and me trying endlessly to kill him."One seccond Dad!" I yelled. "I don't think so." He said, and flipped me over to him. "Hi Daddy... I wasn't trying to kill Dimentio at all..." I said, trying to sound innocent. "We don't have time to argue now, just put this on." Bleck said. I nodded, and changed.
35 MINUTES LATER..
Everyone was now ready for the picture.
"SMILE!" Said the photographer. Only Dimentio and Nastasia did. "I need 3 coppies." Bleck exclaimed. "Here." The photographer mumbled, and left. Dimentio ran over to Bleck and took one, got out a pen, and drew on it. "Okay..." Bleck whispered. "I told you he wasn't a person." I said.
