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Valvatorez & Fenrich: PRINNY DxD Time

Valvatorez: Prinny Can I really be the Hero? (Showing Prinny and the Netherworld Disgaea Gang)

Fenrich: Highschool DxD (Showing images of Rias and the ORC Group alongside Sona and the Student council)

Valvatorez & Fenrich: Let's Go Xross over Fanfic Stars Now!

Chapter 5: Sports of Hell part 1 (DxD style)

Ah sports the one time you can relax with friends when you hangout… unless you are human and fully enjoy it but in our case it's more like the equivalent of a sports day… HELL STYLE! considering were demons in the first place… what do you expect? Normal? Heck no! We are DEMONS!

"You'll pay for that old hag!" shouted Big Sis Fuka as she served another fast ball to Akeno-sama.

"fufufu I'd like to see you try ~flat-chest~" retorted Akeno-sama as she gracefully dodge Fuka's shot and earned a twitch of anger from her.

"Nice dodge Akeno!" commented Rias-sama grabbing the ball and trying to find an open target on the field but sought her rival Sona-sama with a glint of a smirk from her as she tempted Rias-sama to hit her. "Take this Sona!" she yelled hitting the ball with infused magic on it turning it crimson red speeding up towards Sona-sama.

"Desco's here!" screamed Desco as she blocked the attack with her hands not without skidding back a few inches from the impact.

"Thanks Desco-san" said Sona-sama which earned a smile from Desco for doing a good job.

"Give them HELL Desco!" ordered Fuka which Desco complied and shot it very fast towards Koneko-chan.

"!" Koneko grabbed the shot aimed at her and easily caught it but like Desco, she skidded a few inches away as well before coming into halt. She then aimed right back at Fuka because she sensed a snicker coming from her which earned a slight anger from the remark.

This heated exchange of blows and throws went on and on as I watched from the sidelines sitting on the lap on Yumi-chan since she as well was early eliminated from the game as me… yes do you have a problem with me being eliminated early? Oh and by the way Yumi-chan *insisted* on having me sit on her lap not because I like it but… yes, yes I'm guilty of liking it but still! She's the one who *insisted* with a devilishly persuasion from her (pun not intended because she's a devil! Get it? ...because she's a devil?…No? …well yeah not a good joke but it's still an original prinny joke you know!?) And get off my case okay!?

"Is this supposed to be a *friendly* game of dodge-ball?" asked the Tyrant which caused me to sweat-drop mentally.

"They're Devils… so what do you expect of their term of *Friendly* match?" I replied to him. Technically speaking it's more like a match between 3 Devils vs. 1 Devil, 1 experiment gone wrong but cute Desco and finally a Delusional prince/Hero dreamer prinny (Human) called Fuka which I call Big Sis because she drilled it into me… know what I mean?

"I just picture this Dodge-ball as a more relaxing game from the humans as a past time and not like this" he added which I sweat-drop mentally once more.

"Tell me about it" I retort to him speaking of… I turned myself to the side as a nervous Asia-chan is fidgeting and nervously watching the *Friendly and Heated* Match between the two teams while Tsubaki-sama on the other hand is shifting her gaze between the match and me for some reason as if calculating both which made me a bit nervous from her gaze… yep seriously those heterochromatic eyes are quite alluring on their own wa- … yep got to stay focus on the match for now…

"Um is something wrong Asia-chan?" I asked her before she let out a yelp from me calling to her.

"Um… I'm f-f-fine prinny-san" she stuttered trying to maintain her composure from what she is seeing.

I sweat-drop for the third time (Physically *ahem*) from her response, can't say I can blame her for this… not of what she experienced before coming here and joining me and the others. It was days ago when-… yeah let's not go to me explaining what fully happened right before we arrived at this… I'll just cut to the chase and give the shorter version of it in three words: ,DESTRUCTION or DCD for short and she happens to see Asia praying for dear life in a corner before Desco *grabbed* her because she says that she reminds her of Altina the nun before she became Altina the Angel of Donations (If you know what I mean)

"You're going to be fine Asia-chan" I assured her with a prinny fin bump on my chest. "I'll protect you if anything happens to you" I finished which made her blush and hiding it with her hands… she's really cute when she does that… wait a minute… why am I suddenly feeling dread all of a sudden…?

I suddenly felt myself being let up into the air as the last thing I saw was a burning flying ball headed towards my face as it etched itself on me deep and left a circular small crater on me as it send me flying on the nearby wall behind us which then created another crater as I being the centerpiece with my mouth agape and my eyes white as the last word I say is… WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYY!?

"You deserved it" said my partner in disbelief for my misfortune.

"Shut up…" as I sank deep into slumber after that much to the surprise reaction of a worried Asia-chan running towards me...

A few Prinny Hours later…

"So you're telling me no one won, Dood?" I asked them.

"We'll have to settle this with another game!" snarled Big Sis Fuka looking at Akeno-sama which in turn just *smiled*at her.

"Ara ara still not satisfied after breaking the rules?" replied Akeno-sama much to the annoyed tick mark (I imagined would be happening right now) on the forehead of Big Sis Fuka.

"Say's the one coating it with lightning!"

"fufufu~ you want another one?"

The two glared each other even fiercely much to the demise and frustrating sighs of everyone.

"Desco wants to play more!" exclaimed Desco jumping up and down.

"…yes that would be fun as well" agreed Koneko-chan which made Desco exclaimed even further.

"Then it's settled we would be holding another match!" proclaimed Rias which earned quite an uproar from Desco.

"Seriously?" said Sona-sama which caused her to rubbed her forehead much to the headache she's getting.

"I'll support kaichou as well" added Tsubaki-sama much to the other sigh of Sona-sama.

"Um… I-I-I would like to participate as well" said Asia which earned a smile from Desco approaching and snuggling her. "hawawa! Desco-chan?"

"Yay! Little Alty will join us!" exclaimed Desco much to the distressed state of Asia.

"On another note…" started Sona-sama which earned everyone's attention."Why are you blindfolded prinny-san?"

"Geh!" I was hoping that they did not notice this charade of mine and I just came up with this as well… the reason why? Well let's just say that it involves garments… literal garments hidden inside clothes… as a hero there are times that I would involve (sometimes) in some *special* moments… if you catch my drift… don't ask me for details!

"Ara,ara is my little darling being quite a gentleman in front of his woman" said Akeno-sama which made me tense up to what she said and my danger level literally pounding me to turn around face the wall and start running in case something happened… which I didn't expect…

The next thing I feel on my prinny skin is the sensation of a hug, a very tight one as two arms slowly arched their way around me. I got to admit this much skinship is bad to my prinny heart though my brain right now has two beings floating left and right as one is a chibi version Big Sis Altina praying representing my angel while the other is a chibi version of lord Valvatorez snickering and shouting sardines representing my Devil side. The two bicker about my situation but in my opinion I'm having a hard time processing everything… I was human before and a prinny after… so I can't honestly deny I enjoy it but this is Akeno-sama for hell's sake! Oh and before I forget… stop snickering Tyrant Softy!

"Tell me… are you enjoying this… my darling?" Akeno-sama asked seductively to arouse me into giving up and enjoy it, but due to my nature as a hero this did absolutely little due to me fighting worse bosses who are much worse than her!

Summoning up all my hero prinny powers I managed to regain my composure before speaking up.

"Akeno-sama you-"

"THAT'S IT LET HIM GO RIGHT THIS MINUTE!" snarled an angry big Sis Fuka as she snatched me from the sensation of Akeno-sama's embrace.

"Ara ara might you be jealous by any chance Fuka-chan?" she asked much to hissing of Big Sis Fuka.

"Enough!" I exclaimed much to surprise of everyone as I pry myself off of Big Sis Fuka. "Let's just continue to finding a game to settle this once and for all shall we?" I finished much to the surprise silence I got from all of them… even I can get angry you know?

"Alright/Hai" all of them said in agreement.

I sigh that they take my statement and I manage to get them out of my façade…

"But you still didn't answer my question" asked Sona-sama once more much to my dismay of diffusing their gaze away from me…

"Please put some clothes on" Is all I have to say before they realize what I meant which made them blush furiously.

A few Prinny minutes later…

"So… what now?" asked Big Sis Fuka.

"We can try another one of our games" Suggested Rias-sama which earned a shaking of left and right from Big Sis Fuka.

The girls debated on what the next game would be so I decided to take things in stride… the prinny way.

"How About that one *game* Big Sis Fuka, Dood" I asked her responding to me with a confused look and me face-palming myself.

"You know?! *THAT* one game?"

"What do you mean?"

I mentally face-palmed myself for the… forget it I'm not counting my misery from these shenanigans popping left and right and slamming themselves in front of me.

"Big Sis what Brother Prinny is saying that we should play that *game*" stated Desco which in turn made Fuka realize what I was saying.

"Oh! That *Game*…" grinned Fuka as a devilish smirk and thought came from her as she looked at me.

Realizing this I looked at Rias-sama and her peerage silently giving a devilish prayer towards them much to their confused looks. After offering it much to the prideful smirking of the literal god inside, I took out a netherworld phone from my phone and started calling a number…

A few prinny minute moments later…

"I got the okay from them Big Sis. Dood" I said taking the disposable phone as it disintegrates to nothingness… what? Game logic of one-use only items in the netherworld phone company you know?

"Thanks prinny" she then pointed at Rias-sama and her peerage. "Get Ready! Because we are going all-out on you all tomorrow!" she exclaimed as Desco fanfared behind her.

Rias-sama was confused at her proclamation as she tilted her confusion towards me. "What are they talking about prinny?" she asked.

I sweat-dropped while thinking about their safety "All I'm going to say is that… all true hell would cut loose tomorrow" I answered bluntly…

Author's note:

Kurtis: the author is gone… again

Prinny: you're taking over again?

Kurtis: He left this important job to me while he *recuperate* himself of another fanfic brewing

Prinny: Wha?

Kurtis: anyways if you may Miss Sona and Tyrant Baal

Sona and Baal: See You Next Chapter!

Prinny: Oh don't forget about leaving a review!