Hey hey hey! We're back! This chapter is a little bit shorter, but the author wanted to update, so here you are. I don't know when the next update is going to be either. You might have noticed that rating has gone up to T for a bit of swearing, but that does no harm, right?

More at the end.

EDIT: I'm so sorry about the paragraphs not being separated!

Hiccup had no idea why Asha was so furious. There was more to her past that Hiccup had known.

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Astrid was having a jolly good time at a sea side fair, there were these things called ice cream and lolly pops. She had almost forgotten her despair for Hiccup, her lost husband. Yet, it kept niggling in the back of her mind.

"Hey Elliot!" She shouted "Can I have a go on that?" she pointed to an Axe throwing competition. The winner would get £100 in cash.

"Um sure." Elliot said. They walked over to the stall.

"Hey there," the man said running the stall, "What can I do for you?"

"I'd like to have a go at your Axe throwing competitions" She said.

"Well okay, but no one's any good at it yet." He said "That will be £5 please." She paid him and picked up the axe.

"This axe has totally rubbish length to weight ratio." Astrid told the man. Over the days Astrid has been with Elliot she realised that she had lost some of her bad-ass parsonage. And she wanted that back.

"The reason that no one can use this axe is that it has a crap weight." She said. "Now give me a better one before I run home and get mine," she threatened.

"Sorry lady but that's the only axe we have." He said.

"Fine I'll use the crap axe." She sighed, to get rid of her energy she through the axe at the target... it hit the centre.

"See! Shit, I could have done that with my eyes closed."

Astrid got the axe back and walked away. Further than before, she threw it. It hit the bull's eye again.

"Can I have my money now?" Astrid asked.

"Sure." The man said. He brought out a wad of cash. "Spend it wisely."

"Whatever." Astrid said and walked away.

When they got back to the flat, Elliot was gob smacked. "What was that all about?" she asked.

"The axe was shit. So what?"

"Not that the axe throwing!"

"Look I'm from a different time. I'm used to doing that, now I'm going to go shopping and get some bad-ass clothes."

"Astrid I know that you are sad about losing Hiccup but can you just calm down."

"Clam down? Calm down!" she screamed "I am pregnant I want to be with my husband now get over it!"

"You never said you were pregnant."

"Well I am." She stormed out. She was going shopping.

Astrid went to the shops she thought would be nice. She went into one and found a black leather jacket that fitted her nicely. Along the way Astrid went in to a hair dressing salon to make a change to her hair style. She was going to become a red head. Not that it reminded her of Hiccup, it's because she just really like the colour. When she came out some of the men's faces that she past had a look of lust. Next Astrid went into a shoe shop and bought some black stilettos, she wire them out of the shop, with the sheep skin ones she always wore in the shoe bag. She brought a load of low cut V neck T – shirts, and some skinny jeans. When she put them on she looked hot.

What she didn't realise is that she was being stalked by a man, who was following her from shop to shop.

When she finished her shopping 'festival', it was almost dark. She had at least £40 left so she went into a night club the man followed her in...

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Asha: Why did no-one review the last chapter, they could've had hugs!