Rick Potion No. 9

Myra was laying on the couch in the living room alone flipping through channels.

"Nope. No. Nah. Boring." Myra said as she tried to search for a good show.

Her quest for the right show was cut off when her cell phone rang.

"Hello," Myra said answering the phone.

"Myra, hello. It's Mason." Mason said over the phone.

Myra sat up straight with a nervous look on her face. She still hasn't gotten over the whole ruby fire finger her had given her.

"H-Hey Mason," Myra said with a nervous tone.

"I was wondering if you were free?" Mason asked

"Well, I'm busy later," Myra said lying.

"What are you doing now?" Mason asked

"Nothing," Myra replied

"Good. Then I'll be there in an hour. Dress nice," Mason said hanging up the phone.

"Wait no-!"

"Ugggh!" Myra said hanging over the couch.

The front door opened and Summer walked in along with Morty. Myra spotted her older sister and ran to her grabbing her hands and pulling her upstairs and into her room.

"Myra what the-?!"

Myra cut off Summer when she put her hands over her mouth.

"Listen Summer I need your help but you can't tell mom or dad," Myra said

"What is it?" Summer questioned with suspicion.

Myra mumbled something that Summer couldn't hear.

"What was that?" Summer asked

"I've got a date," Myra said with a blush on her cheeks and looking at the ground.

Summer squealed and squished Myra in a hug, "I can't believe it you have a date!"

"Shhhh! Keep it down." Myra said

"You've got to do your hair and makeup." Summer said

Myra looked away from Summer shyly and rubbed her arm, "That's why I asked for you help. I don't know how to do any of that stuff."

Summer's eyes softened as she looked down at her younger sister.

"I'll go get my makeup case. It's time for bonding that only girls will understand," Summer said

? ゚メト? ゚メト? ゚メト? ゚メト? ゚メト After the Makeover ? ゚メト? ゚メト? ゚メト? ゚メト? ゚メト?

"Aaaaaaand done," Summer said putting the final touches on Myra.

Summer turned Myra around to face the mirror.

"Wow," Myra said

Summer had done a great job. She gave Myra a smokey eyeshadow makeup with some nice blush to accent her soft cheekbones. She had on ruby red lipstick and pulled her hair back in a stylish messy bun. Summer leant Myra one of her older dresses. It was a black strapless cocktail dress that had a sheer draping over the shoulder. It poofed out at the bottom and had a ribbon around the waist which accented Myra's slim yet womanly figure.

Myra stared at herself in the mirror. She wanted to cry. Even though Myra puts on a brave face she's really insecure on the inside and for the first time in her life. she felt pretty. Myra looked up at a smiling Summer and gave her a hug. To the two sisters held onto each other for a while.

"Thanks, Summer." Myra said shyly, "You tell anyone we hugged for this long I'll deny it."

Summer just smiled and gave her little sister one more hug.

They pulled away when they heard the doorbell ring. Summer raced downstairs and knocked Morty over as he went to answer the door. She opened the door and screamed when she saw an alien holding an ax at the door.

"I am here for Lady Myra," The alien said

"You're not her date are you?" Summer asked

"No I am here to retrieve her for Prince Mason," The alien said pointing over to space cruiser that looked like a carriage. In it Mason was sitting and waving over at the two.

Summer sighed thinking at least he was cute.

"I'm right here," Myra said coming down the stairs.

Morty who had finally stood up looked at his twin, "W-wow Myra. You look great."

"Thanks, Morty," Myra said

Myra walked to the doorway and faced her siblings, "Bye you guys. Don't tell mom and dad."

Myra walked to the carriage where the driver opened the door for her. She sat down across from Mason who looked at her and seemed to be in a daze.

"Wow. You look amazing," Mason said

"Myra blushed and looked away.

Summer and Morty stood at the door as they watched the vehicle take off through a portal.

"Hey who was at the door?" Jerry asked

Summer and Morty turn around to face their dad, "Uh no one just you know salesmen."

"Okay," Jerry said simply and walked away.


Myra looked around in amazement. She assumed since Mason was a prince that he would take her out to some fancy out of the galaxy restaurant but he did something way better. Mason had planned a romantic dinner on a floating asteroid with the view of hundreds of shooting stars. He had a tale setup and exotic food prepared for them. Myra was having such a good time she completely forgot about the ring situation. That is until Mason brought it up.

"So umm how did you like my present?" Mason asked

"Uhhhhh?" Myra said rubbing the back of her head.

Myra's eyes shifted and she had no idea what to say, "It was pretty…"

Mason saw Myra's discomfort and assumed she didn't like the ring. "If you didn't like it I could get you a new one, a better one even."

Myra freaked out, "No!"

Mason froze speechless.

"Look. Mason, the ring was very lovely," Myra pulled out the ring, "But I can't accept something so glamorous. It just wouldn't feel right."

"What do you mean?" Mason asked

"I don't think I could have something so pretty and I don't know the meaning of-"

Myra was cut off by Mason who grabbed her chin, "Myra I gave that ring to show you that I only have eyes for you."

Myra turned red speechless.

"I wanted you to know that I want to be with you. I don't care if you don't have any feelings for me, I'll win you over no matter what. You'll all I have eyes for. I wanted to give you something that expressed how beautiful I saw you but this ring is nothing compared to you," Mason said gazing into Myra's eyes. He slipped the ring onto her finger and looked back up at Myra.

Myra stared at Mason, her heart beating faster. No one's ever talked to her like this before and she got a hot feeling in her stomach. None of this could register in her brain so instead she listened to her body and jumped onto Mason knocking the table over, and locking lips with him. Mason was surprised at first but gladly accepted the kiss from Myra. Mason's kisses were warm like light flames tickling Myra's skin.

He wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her closer. Thier kiss quickly changed into a makeout session as Myra and Mason grabbed at each other. Mason's hands traveled down to Myra's bottom and he gave a light squeeze. She shivered at the contact and pulled him into a deeper kiss. The two rolled around on the ground making out for what seemed like for hours.

? ゚メヒ? ゚メヒ? ゚メヒ? ゚メヒ After the Date ? ゚メヒ? ゚メヒ? ゚メヒ? ゚メヒ?

The sun was setting when Myra and Mason had returned back to her home. Myra gave Mason one last kiss before walking out.

Myra walked into the kitchen seeing her dad making a sandwich and a depressed Morty sitting at the table.

"Try not to worry about it, Morty. You're a good kid, and there's not a premium on that right now, but you'll be getting girls sometime after brad's out of shape," Jerry said

Morty sighed, "You're missing the point, dad. I don't want girls. I want Jessica."

"Ah, well, I remember feeling that way about a young lady named "your mom," and that's not an urban diss. Your mom was my Jessica. I remember the first time I saw her-"

Jerry was cut off by Rick who walked into the kitchen grabbing a beer, "I thought Rick: "I should get her pregnant, and then she'll have to marry me."

"Gross," Myra said announcing her presence in the kitchen.

"I beg your pardon, Rick inappropriate. Also, where have you been young lady?" Jerry asked

"Doing coming of age women stuff dad. I could give you the estrogen pumping details if you'd like," Myra said trying to deter her dad.

"No no no I'm good," Jerry said quickly.

"Sorry Jerry, please proceed with your story about banging my daughter in high school. I'm not sure you want to take romantic advice from this guy, Morty. His marriage is hanging from a thread," Rick said

"My marriage is fine, thank you," Jerry said

Myra mimicked shooting herself and the hanging herself symbolizing her parents marriage.

"Jerry, it's your house whatever you say it is how it is but I think a blind man could see that Beth is looking for the door. I barely have a reason to care, and even I noticed," Rick said

"Come on, Rick! Don't talk about my parents like that," Morty said

"Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty, "He looks over at Myra and her disheveled appearance," We've already lost your sister, rise above. Focus on science," Rick said drinking his beer and walking out of the kitchen.

"All right, well, I'm gonna go get dressed for the dance," Morty said

"Yeah, I'm just going to... check on your mom," Jerry said leaving the kitchen.

"I'm gonna get cleaned up," Myra said walking out of the kitchen.

Myra went upstairs and ran herself a bubble bath to relax. While she was soaking in the tub her phone beeped and she picked it up.

There was a message from Mason, "I hope you like the color red."

Myra raised her eyebrow at the message and just ignored it.

When she was done with her bath she made her way to her room. She was getting dressed when she heard a knock on her window. She walked over to it and saw a creature with one eye and wings holding a large bouquet of blood red roses.

"To Lady Myra," The alien said

"Thanks," Myra said taking the flowers.

Myra grabbed the roses and saw a small card. "These flowers a beautiful but can match yours, and their beauty fades, yours will burn brighter than a thousand suns exploding."

"Well then," Myra said with a smile and putting the flowers in water. She grabbed the black flower Mason had given her earlier this week and placed it in the center on the red ones.

"Well I've got to admit that boy's a real charmer," Myra said

? ゚ロチ? ゚ロチ? ゚ロチ? ゚ロチ? ゚ロチ? ゚ロチ? ゚ロチ? ゚ロチ?

Myra made her way downstairs where she Summer sitting on the couch.

Summer rolled around before sitting next to Myra, "Soooo how'd it go."

Myra blushed, "It was nice."

Before Summer could ask for more details Jerry came in and sat on the other end of the couch staring at his cell phone.

He kept muttering to himself for about an hour.

"If you want to say something then do," Myra said finally reaching her limit.

"She's gonna be alone with that guy all night," Jerry said

"Yeah, dad, digging around the insides of horses. It's not a very romantic setting," Summer said

Myra actually impressed by Summer's comeback fist bumps her sister.

Rick walks in the living room holding a beer, "Well, Summer, there's always the possibility that she made the whole work thing up. Maybe Davin's digging around in her insides."

Myra makes a grossed out face and puts her hands over ears, "Not listening. I don't need those images in my head."

"Grandpa, so gross! You're talking about my mom," Summer said

"Well, she's my daughter, Summer. I outrank you. Or family means nothing, in which case don't play that card," Rick said picking up the remote and changing the channel.

"She's not responding to my texts!" Jerry exclaimed worry.

"That's so weird, because I always bring my cell phone with me when I perform open heart surgery," Myra said sarcastically.

"Careful, dad. Jealousy turns women off," Summer said

"Well, isn't that convenient?" Jerry said

"Not for the men they cheat on, no," Rick said

"Okay, I'm... going to go out... for some ice cream. And maybe stop by the hospital... to support my wife... with my confidence," Jerry said walking out of the house.

"Haha I'm gonna go watch dad get his ass kicked," Myra said heading to the door.

"What makes you think Davin would hit dad?" Summer asked

"Oh I don't think Davin will but mom sure as hell will," Myra said before closing the door.

"Dda wait up!" Myra yelled as she hopped into the car.

"Myra? What are you doing?" Jerry asked

"Isn't obvious I'm gonna go watch you defend your women's honor," Myra said

A smile blooms on Jerry's face, "We'll alright then," Jerry said putting the car in drive and rushing out of the driveway.


Myra and Jerry had been driving for about 15 minutes when Myra finally decided to put on the radio because she could no longer handle listening to her father's incoherent ranting about Davin.

She reached down and turned on her favorite radio station.

"In breaking news there is still no sign of Morty," A news reporter said

"What?" Myra questioned

She flipped the station, "Now here's the latest hit single 'I love Morty'.

"The fuck?!" Myra said as she quickly changed the station.

Every station that she turned to somehow involved Morty.

"Dad do you hear th-!"

Myra was cut off when Jerry slammed on the brakes lurching Myra forward in her seat.

They both got out of the car to see an accident with multiple cars, but what made Myra suspicious was that there were no people around.

"Are you kidding me?!" Jerry said looking at the accident.

"Uhhh dad…." Myra said looking behind her.

"HELLO!" Jerry yelled at the wreckage looking for someone.

"DAD!" Myra yelled as mutated people/praying mantis came out of the shadows. She tried to shoot one with her watch but it took a swipe at her hitting her wrist along with the watch making it fall off.

"Crap!" Myra yelled

"Morty!" One of the creatures shouted

"Wah!" Jerry screamed dodging the creature. He grabbed Myra and started running around the smashed and destroyed cars.

"You're not Morty!"

Jerry jumped over the hood of the car to dodge a swing, Myra was rather impressed with how fast he could move while still holding onto her.

"Bring us, Morty!"

"This is insane!" Myra yelled

Jerry put Myra down and they both booked it through the carnage. As they ran Jerry stopped when he spotted a police car, unfortunately the cop in it was dead but lucky for them he died with a rifle in his hands. Jerry picked up the rifle and started blowing off heads.

"Whooo go dad!" Myra cheered

She was really impressed by her father right now, he's never looked this cool before.

"Nobody's killing me until after I catch my wife with another man," Jerry said

"Uhh okay a little less cool now," Myra said

She watched her father take out several more creatures, when one came after her, "Ahhh!"

Myra was knocked down when one of the creatures grabbed her," I'm not dying today," Myra looked in front of her and saw a dead Chinese delivery driver. She grabbed a box of rice and threw it in the creature's face blinding it.

"Hahah take this," Myra said as she grabbed a pair of chopsticks. She stabbed the into the monsters head killing it.

Jerry walked over to Myra, "Let's get your mother."

? ゚ヘレ? ゚ヘレ? ゚ヘレ? ゚ヘレ? ゚ヘレ? ゚ヘレ? ゚ヘレ? ゚ヘレ? ゚ヘレ? ゚ヘレ

"Come on dad this way!" Myra yelled as her and Jerry made it to the Horse Hospital. They ran inside and made it to Beth's office where they could hear screaming.

"Step back," Jerry said to Myra

Myra moves out of her father's way and he kicks down the door. The two see a scared Beth being attacked by a mutated Davin.

"You're not Morty," Mutant Davin said

"No. I'm Mr. Crowbar, and this is my friend, who is also a crowbar," Jerry said holding out a crowbar.

"That's... stupid," Mutant Davin said

Jerry just takes his crowbar and smashes in Davin's head.

"Haha nice dad," Myra said

"Look where being smart got you," Jerry said to the corpse.

Beth ran to Jerry and threw her arm around him, "Jerry! Myra! Thank god!"

"God? God's turning people into insect monsters, Beth. I'm the one beating them to death. Thank me," Jerry said

"Hey your lines are getting better," Myra said

"Thank you, Jerry. Thank you," Beth said giving him another hug. "How are gonna get out of here?" Beth asked

"I've got an idea," Myra said


"Yeaaaaahhh!" Myra yelled

Myra's idea was to take one of the abandoned cars and deck it out with some post-apocalyptic weaponry. They barreled their way all the way back to the city. Though what they saw was new. Instead of the insect monsters there were these mutated fleshy beast.

Jerry stopped the car right in front of a group of them. "Hold on," Jerry said revving the engine

"Take them down!" Myra yelled

Jerry hits the gas and smashes through a dozen of the mutants. He brings the car to a stop and grabs a machete taking out any mutant in his path. Myra hops out of the car with a canister on her back and a nozzle in her hand, "Eat this!" Myra yelled turning the canister on.

Myra had grabbed some supplies from her mother's hospital and created a flamethrower, burning anything that got in her way. Beth came out behind her daughter with a shotgun and blew the guts out of any mutants that stepped in her way.

"I wish that shotgun was my penis," Jerry said after Beth cocks her gun. Myra makes a grossed out face.

"If it were, you could call Ernest Hemingway," Beth said

"I don't get it, and I don't need to," Jerry said grabbing Beth and bringing her to him. They start making out and Myra looks away pretending to gag. As Myra was looking away from her parents she saw Summer running to them.

"Summer!" Myra yelled

"Mom! Dad! Myra!" Summer yelled

They all run to Summer and share a group hug.

"Where's Morty?" Jerry asked

" I don't know. Do you think grandpa Rick had something to do with this?" Summer asked

"Adoy of course he did," Myra said rolling her eyes.

"It's not fair to assume that, you two," Jerry said

"Oh, not fair? Give me a break. He is a selfish, irresponsible ass, and he left my mother. A real man stands by his woman," Beth caresses Jerry's chest before she brings him in for a makeout.

Summer and Myra just try to look anywhere but at their parents.

"Tchoo. Tchoo-tchoo-tchoo. Tchoo-tchoo," Summer said as Myra whistled.


Myra was sitting in her room when she heard a large explosion coming from the garage. She removes her headphones, "Huh?" Myra just shrugs her shoulders and goes back to listening to music. As she was trying to find a song to listen to she heard her phone ping and saw a message from Mason. Her face bloomed a small smile as she remembered their date from yesterday and silently thanked Summer for the makeover. As her and Mason messaged she absmentidley grabbed the ring he gave her hanging around her neck on a silver chain.

After a few hours of over the phone flirting Myra went down to the kitchen to get a soda. As she grabbed her drink from the fridge she saw her parents arguing and just sighs at the two. She walked by the patio door and saw Rick and Morty digging something in the backyard. She opens the patio door and goes outside.

"Hey, what are you two doing!" Myra called

Morty jumps and turns to his sister, "Uhh w-w-we -were uh I uh," Morty tried to say. Myra raised her eyebrow as she noticed Morty was sweating and looked like he was going to vomit.

Myra looks over at Rick and sees him pulls out a flask and starts drinking. Myra just raises her eyebrow and goes back inside.


The First Reality

Myra was carving a shiv out of a some large sticks as she watched Summer perform through a fake cardboard television. She was sitting on a couch with her parents who cuddled up next to each other.

"You know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes... black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be living until he bites ya, and then the blood, and the red, and the water…" Summer said

"You ever wonder what happened to Rick and Morty?" Jerry asked

"Sometimes. But, I'm ashamed to admit, now that they're gone, I'm finally happy," Beth said

"Hey, I kinda like it. This new world is perfect for my survival skills. But we won't have to worry that much, I sent out distress signal to Mason while we were at the hospital," Myra said

"Who's Mason!" Beth and Jerry said

Myra finally realized what she said and looked at her parents, "Aw shit."