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This chapter has been revised. It was originally 1,100+ words. It's
now 1900+ words. I changed some things and added others.


Hunny was busy eating his cake in the clubroom. Everyone was just lounging around at the end of the day. Haruhi was cleaning some things up because she confessed to being a neat freak. The twins were glaring at him from their spot on the couch, because they had been inhospitable all afternoon. The very place where Tamaki sentenced them after they threw fits for apparently no reason. Only Hunny knew the real reason and he didn't feel any guilt over it.

Kyoya was typing on his computer and Tamaki was talking his ear off about a new theme he wanted to try out. The two were seated a lot closer than usual. Hunny wondered over the newfound closeness, but refrained from staring. Their business was their own after all.

Takashi was sitting silently at the other end of the table. He was looking at the doors, like he was expecting something. His was set in a firm line and appeared to be on edge. And since he knew his cousin very well, Hunny could easily tell when his emotions changed. Takeshi was worried about something.

Hunny actually jumped in his seat when the doubles doors of the third music room burst open and in walked his mother, father, and younger brother. Three people he never expected to see around the Host Club because there was no true reason for them to come by. Unless Chika wanted another rematch, but those attempts occurred less and less lately.

"Is something wrong?" Hunny asked, standing and getting into a fighting stance. While preferring not to fight in the club room, he'd do it just to get it over with.

"None of that this time," his father shook his head, which confused him. They had never not fought upon meeting before. Something big must have happened if everything was so serious.

His mother stepped forward. "Yasuchika happened upon something quite dreadful today and brought it to our attention. We would like speak to you and Fujioka-san if you don't mind."

Everyone in the room froze. Tamaki was the first to break out of his surprise. "May I ask why you need Haruhi for this?" he asked in a respectful, but worried voice.

Hunny and Haruhi were staring at each other, wondering what to do. Because the implications were very clear to them. Yasuchika had somehow seen their little moment in the corridor and had probably gotten the wrong idea from whatever he'd managed to see before fleeing.

"Senpai, they don't have to tell you if they don't want to," Haruhi said as she moved toward Hunny's family. "And don't whine about it if they don't."

Tamaki sputtered for a reply but found none. He looked at Kyoya, who was looking just as shocked and slightly annoyed from not knowing what was going on. The twins were red in the face and Mori looked a little curious. He kept sliding Hunny inquisitive glances.

The eldest host shook himself and followed Haruhi's example. "I think we know what this is about." He sighed, having wanted a little more time before this came to his family's attention.

"Indeed," his father said and turned to leave. "We will return Fujioka to his home, do not worry."

Haruhi sent Hunny a small smile and followed him from the room, both trailing behind his parents. His guts were twisting in knots and he wondered how to word everything properly without causing more drama than necessary.


The remaining club members watched as Hunny and Haruhi left the room together. Both were looking at each other and shaking their heads. What was going on, they all wondered.

Tamaki turned to Mori. "Do you know what's wrong, Mori-senapi?" he asked.

The Morinozuka heir just shook his head. Tamaki hadn't expected much but e was still disheartened to learn the gentle giant knew nothing.

Hikaru and Kaoru were grumbling to each other. Tamaki turned to them, "Do you know?"

"We can't say," Hikaru grumbled.

"Yeah," Kaoru added.

"Why not?" Kyoya asked, pulling out his black book, glassing practically shining with curiosity.

The twins looked at each other, "Hunny threatened us, so we can't say."

Mori was in their faces instantly, looking deadly serious. "How was he acting?" It was the most he'd said in the club in the last month.

They leaned away in fear. "Uh… all dark and stuff. He never raised his voice, but it was still scary," Kaoru answered in confusion.

"Did it have anything to do with Haruhi? Did you say something about her that offended him?" Mori continued, looking almost severe.

"Well…" Hikaru began.

"Hold on," said Kaoru, fishing around in his pocket for his phone. "Might as well show you. You know more about senpai than we do, so you probably already know." Finding what he needed, he handed it to the Morinozuka heir and waited.

"We were threatening to leak that all over the school and then he threatened us back for attempting to blackmail him," Kaoru stated, feeling a little foolish now that he thought about it. Trying to threaten someone who could probably break their bodies in several ways didn't sound so smart now. "Then, when Hikaru got all possessive over it, Hunny-senpai got angry and told us some stuff before he left."

Mori looked at the picture. Hunny and Haruhi were in her room, laying on her futon kissing. From the angle, he could guess that Ranka was in her doorway, taking it.

He already knew that Hunny liked Haruhi. But with the way the twins described his behavior, it meant that Mitsukuni also like Haruhi. If Yasuchika saw them together while Mitsukuni was free, then that explained why his parents had come and taken the two away.

He handed the phone back to Kaoru. "Until he gives you permission himself, do not let that slip."

Tamaki and Kyoya were left on confusion as Mori left the clubroom. Hikaru and Kaoru quickly following him.

"Kyoya, what was that about?" Tamaki asked in bewilderment.

Kyoya didn't answer, but he was curious to know as well. They were hiding something, and that didn't sit too well with him. Very rarely did Kyoya not know what was going on and he hated being out of the loop.

He had some researching to do. And perhaps some smooth blackmailing of his own to partake in.


Hunny and Haruhi were talking through eye contact. Somehow, they got out a whole conversation with just their eyes. Apparently Yasuchika saw them earlier and ran home to tell his parents. Now they were worried about something and decided to talk to them about it.

"Now, Yasuchika saw you two in a compromising position today. We are here to address that," Hunny's father said with strict finality.

His mother nodded. "We can't agree with your relationship. One, it's very dangerous because Hunny has a disorder that can put you in serious danger Fujioka-san."

Haruhi smiled a little. "I already know about Mistukuni and I don't mind."

The parents looked shocked but shook themselves. Hunny's father spoke once more, "That is very kind of you, but Hunny needs a wife to give him the next heir to the family and you can't help him with that. A requirement in bieng the heir is producing a child from you own blood."

Haruhi looked at Hunny. So that was what was wrong. They thought she was a boy! She wasn't shocked as she did have an androgynous appearance and was currently wearing Ouran's male uniform. The two grinned at one another, and then burst into laughter.

"I'm sorry, I guess I should tell you," Haruhi said as she tried to quell the loud laughter coming from her mouth. "I'm a girl."

Mouths dropped. Yasuchika's glasses even fell off. Hunny just continued to laugh and Haruhi waited for the surprise to wear off.

"B-but, you're wearing the boys uniform!" Yasuchika was the first to catch up.

Hunny smiled. "Haru is a girl. She's from a commoner household and got into Ouran on scholarship, so on her first day of school everyone thought that she was a boy because of how she was dressed. There was no way to afford a uniform so she put on the next best thing, and since she'd just cut her hair after someone got gum in it, she didn't look very girly. She then broke a vase in the clubroom and had to become a host at Tama-chan's demand in order to pay off the debt from it."

Haruhi laughed at the looks the Haninozuka's were giving her. "That's all true. The Chairman knows, and let it continue for whatever reason." She then looked at Yasuchika. "I don't mind if you tell or anything. I'll just find another way to repay the debt."

Chika blushed and looked away. "I-I won't say anything!"

"Well, that changes some things I guess," Hunny's mother mumbled. "Though I suppose if you two were seriously in a homosexual relationship we might have been able to consider a surrogate." she mumbled just loud enough for everyone to hear.

His father glanced at Haruhi, before sending Hunny an expectant look. "Do you two insist on remaining a couple? If so, she will have to learn martial arts," his father said, his entire face closed off.

Haruhi's eyes bugged as Hunny agreed with his father and offered to teach her personally. If she could master any form of martial arts before she entered university, then they could marry. After all, the Haninozuka family was known for their martial arts skills and the dojos they owned all over the world. It was a family tradition to learn a martial art.

Hunny smiled happily. Glad that everything had worked out.


Haninozuka Yorihisa and Haninozuka Akina watched as their eldest hugged Haruhi in a death grip. The girl herself was blushing after all of the talk about marriage, and she just patted their son's head.

Looking closely, they found it cute in a way. Both were almost the same height and got along well. Haruhi seemed to have a calm aura that countered Hunny's excited one. A good balance. And she treated their son like a person and not some cute stuffed animal for her to play with. Long had they worried that Hunny wouldn't find someone until he finally hit his growth spurt. And that was still years away.

The young man grew very slowly, and Akina still swore that it was a curse from being born on a leap year! He only grew every four years and it was only a few inches. It was a curse that rendered him almost too adorable.

Eighteen years old and looking like he's a decade younger. But maybe, if they were lucky, things would work out for the two in the end.

"Isn't this great Haruhi?!" Hunny jabbered as he spun her around.

She smiled and nodded, keeping up easily. "Yeah."


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