A funny sequel to the previous What-if I came up with.
Also I'm giving up writing Hattori's accent for this one...Also, just imagine that Shinichi is speaking kansai-ben this whole time...makes it even more hilarious
Ran: Shinichi, how was Osaka?
Hattori: Ah yah, it took me ages to drag him there and..
Shinichi: Oh, it was fun! Osaka is a wonderful place, isn't it?
H: This happens..
S: OSAKA IS A WONDERFUL PLACE..
R: Woah...Shinichi, are you okay?
S: Oh ya! I'm totally fine! Just realized how fantastic is Osaka, is all!
R: Hattori-kun...what did you do?
H: Nothing!
R: You sure... *gives Hattori evil look*
H: Sure.
R: HIIIIYAAAHHH!
H: Ah yah! Ran-san!
S: Osaka is a terrific place, don't you think?
H: This...THIS IS ALL KAZUHA'S FAULT I TELL YOU I SWEAR I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT PLEASE DON'T HURT ME RAN-SANNNN!
R: Kazuha..?...Kazuha-chan would never do that, you idiot!
S: Ran...I'm going to move.
R: What? Why? Where?
S: To Osaka! Because it's wonderful! And Hattori can see me without coming all the way here!
R: Oh...my..god...What the fat giraffe?
H: Oh god. I swear, it's all Kazuha's fault, not mine, not mine at all, Ran-san, please, I'm totally innocent.
S: So I've been looking at houses online and I found this nice one in Osaka—
R: HATTORI...
H: I'm innocent, I swear!..Do you want me to call Kazuha?
S: —And so I went ahead and bought it—
H: No way. Kudo..What did Kazuha do to you?!
R: It's YOUR FAULT! HATTORI!
H: No, I SWEAR I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS WHATSOEVER...PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
R: Hattori...
H: *gets down on his knees* No, no, nononono, please, Ran-san—
S: Goin' to Osaka!
H: It's not my fault not my fault not my fault please, Ran-san—Ran-oneesama—
R: HIIIIIYAAAAHH! PREPARE TO DIE!
H: AHH YAH!
Kazuha: Hi!
R: Oh! Kazuha-chan!
K: Hey, Ran-chan—
R: Wait, did you really—
K: So I was talking to Kudo-kun a while ago, when Heiji brought him to Osaka, and he said that he was planning to live there permanently. At first I thought it was because he wanted to be closer to Heiji, but looking back I realize I did say some interesting stuff before he—
R: NO WAY?!
K: So Ran-chan, I was just thinking why would you ever let him? And since Heiji was coming to Tokyo anyway, I was thinking I would come and see you—
H: NOW YOU CONFESS? After I almost got KILLED by Ran-san?
K: Oh...so you were about to kill that ahou? Well Ran-chan I insist you continue doing what you're doing.
H: KAZUHA!
S: Goin' to Osaka!
Geez. That was terrible. But I can't resist putting it up. So.
Yeah..
