A funny sequel to the previous What-if I came up with.

Also I'm giving up writing Hattori's accent for this one...Also, just imagine that Shinichi is speaking kansai-ben this whole time...makes it even more hilarious

Ran: Shinichi, how was Osaka?

Hattori: Ah yah, it took me ages to drag him there and..

Shinichi: Oh, it was fun! Osaka is a wonderful place, isn't it?

H: This happens..

S: OSAKA IS A WONDERFUL PLACE..

R: Woah...Shinichi, are you okay?

S: Oh ya! I'm totally fine! Just realized how fantastic is Osaka, is all!

R: Hattori-kun...what did you do?

H: Nothing!

R: You sure... *gives Hattori evil look*

H: Sure.

R: HIIIIYAAAHHH!

H: Ah yah! Ran-san!

S: Osaka is a terrific place, don't you think?

H: This...THIS IS ALL KAZUHA'S FAULT I TELL YOU I SWEAR I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT PLEASE DON'T HURT ME RAN-SANNNN!

R: Kazuha..?...Kazuha-chan would never do that, you idiot!

S: Ran...I'm going to move.

R: What? Why? Where?

S: To Osaka! Because it's wonderful! And Hattori can see me without coming all the way here!

R: Oh...my..god...What the fat giraffe?

H: Oh god. I swear, it's all Kazuha's fault, not mine, not mine at all, Ran-san, please, I'm totally innocent.

S: So I've been looking at houses online and I found this nice one in Osaka—

R: HATTORI...

H: I'm innocent, I swear!..Do you want me to call Kazuha?

S: —And so I went ahead and bought it—

H: No way. Kudo..What did Kazuha do to you?!

R: It's YOUR FAULT! HATTORI!

H: No, I SWEAR I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS WHATSOEVER...PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

R: Hattori...

H: *gets down on his knees* No, no, nononono, please, Ran-san

S: Goin' to Osaka!

H: It's not my fault not my fault not my fault please, Ran-san—Ran-oneesama—

R: HIIIIIYAAAAHH! PREPARE TO DIE!

H: AHH YAH!

Kazuha: Hi!

R: Oh! Kazuha-chan!

K: Hey, Ran-chan—

R: Wait, did you really—

K: So I was talking to Kudo-kun a while ago, when Heiji brought him to Osaka, and he said that he was planning to live there permanently. At first I thought it was because he wanted to be closer to Heiji, but looking back I realize I did say some interesting stuff before he—

R: NO WAY?!

K: So Ran-chan, I was just thinking why would you ever let him? And since Heiji was coming to Tokyo anyway, I was thinking I would come and see you—

H: NOW YOU CONFESS? After I almost got KILLED by Ran-san?

K: Oh...so you were about to kill that ahou? Well Ran-chan I insist you continue doing what you're doing.

H: KAZUHA!

S: Goin' to Osaka!

Geez. That was terrible. But I can't resist putting it up. So.

Yeah..