Experiment Report
prepared by Yakushi Kabuto, head operative of Otokagure
A chakra void anomaly was detected north of the main base. When I investigated, I was surprised to find a young female instead of a tear of void energy. Suspect is of non Elemental Nations origin and speaks the language of the Western Continent. As protocol dictates, I brought the subject to a quarantined location for further study. There, I gathered the following personal information:
Name: Marie Ann Baxter
Date of Birth: 26 May 1993 (25 years old, year format unknown)
Nationality: American(country does not exist on our maps)
Height:165cm
Weight:**kg
Blood type: A-
Occupation: Student of history
It is possible the subject is lying about her origins, but I discovered something quite fascinating during my initial interrogation: she recognized my name. That in itself is not odd, but she further accused me of masquerading as a fictional character from a popular comic series.
A second interrogation session revealed that she had knowledge of extremely classified information pertaining to my own personal history. It is unclear what other secrets she holds, but I am currently taking steps to obtain this information via seduction methods, to which she has proven very susceptible. Further reports will be filed when new information is obtained.
Further tests in the lab indicates the subject is a completely ordinary human female, only without the ability to produce chakra. Scans of her brain indicate a deficit in attention receptors but otherwise she is perfectly healthy. DNA tests are inconclusive, as they do not match anything we have ever collected.
END REPORT
"Fascinating" murmurs Orochimaru. "Is this the aforementioned 'girl' you met the other day?"
Kabuto nods. "Yes, Orochimaru-sama."
"Hmmm..Usually you don't volunteer for these sorts of missions."
"You're right, sir. But I realized that I was the perfect shinobi for the job. I'm the closest in age to the target and the information that she possesses could be extremely important and classified."
"And why do you say that, Kabuto-kun?"
Kabuto lowers his voice. "Sir, she knows about ROOT. She's a foreign civilian who most likely doesn't originate from our reality at all. But yet she knows about a top secret sect in Konoha's ANBU; she knew my name upon hearing it and she mentioned the name of the nine tales biju, who is apparently the main character of the story."
Orochimaru chuckles. "Well, that is interesting. I trust your judgment in this matter, Kabuto-kun. I expect regular updates."
Kabuto bows. "Yes, Orochimaru-sama."
Kabuto had left after showing me his very clean office that included a very dated PC and a very extensive collection of medical books in Japanese.
After I put up my stuff, I decided to do some snooping. Kabuto is definitely up to something. I'm not an idiot; I know he's only being nice to me because he wants me to spill the beans on what I know. He's a damn spy, it's what he does.
I look through his office papers, and of course they're all in Japanese. Same with the books in his library. The books in the living room are in English, but they're fiction and alphabetized by author's last name.
Well, I mean he asked me to move in. I expect he felt as if he made sure there weren't any sort of sensitive information lying around in his apartment.
I flop on the couch in defeat. There's not much I can really do except play dumb and catch him off guard when he starts interrogating me, but who knows when that will be? How would I confront him? I'm the worst actress in existence. Though, I've made it this far, maybe I'll be okay.
Maybe if I keep repeating 'I'll be okay' in my head over and over again, maybe I'll believe it.
I put my head in my hands. My situation was pretty helpless. Here I was, trapped in what seems to be an alternate universe. I can't defend myself, I don't speak the language, and the only person I have contact with is a (handsome) man that enjoys experimenting on humans in his spare time.
What the hell am I supposed to do? I hate just sitting here and not knowing what's going to happen to me. I grit my teeth and stand up. First, I need to shower. Maybe the hot water will help my brain flow.
The hot water only made me lethargic, but at least I was clean and my legs, armpits and nether regions were now nice and hairless. I dress myself in one of Kabuto's shirts with a pair of his boxers. Maybe if I'm lucky, when Kabuto gets home, he'll be in the mood. Though, if he isn't, I'm pretty certain I could convince him otherwise. He seems about as sexually repressed as I am and that's saying something.
Alright, sexy. I can be sexy. I think I remember how. I'm already wearing my target's shirt and underwear. Guys still find that hot, right? Now all I have to do is wait for him to come home. I grab an Icha Icha book and wait for my prey.
Kabuto unlocks the door to his apartment. Today's meeting went well, he thinks. Marie's all settled in and it'll only be a matter of time before he'll be able to convince her to tell him everything she knows.
The moment he opens the door, Marie is standing right in front of him, looping her arms around his neck and crashing her lips onto his.
Well...he wasn't expecting that.
Author's note: Yeah, it's short, but I wanted a separate chapter for smut.
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