Well.

The man who imagined this mind fuck has died.

RIP Jason.

I can continue to write this, but my style may be different from his.

Well. Hope you enjoy the rewrites for now.


Shit...

I refused to take a closer look at the six and proceeded to walk to the bathroom. Like that moment 10 days ago, I felt someone pull the back of my collar, to feel it was the same hand that grabbed me then.

"Where do you think you're going?"

I turned around to see a woman with a black creeper hoodie, with red hair. She had purple eyes and almost albino white skin. Her hoodie failed to hide her D cup breasts and well-crafted hourglass shape. She wore black stockings and blue booty shorts. And guess what I'm about to say... She had an anime-like face... Again I was thankful that she took off her creepy ass creeper mask.

"I'm going to use the bathroom... Now would you please excu-"

Instead of grabbing my collar, she turned me around as to make me face the six that just came in through the entrance. Once again, I saw the six from the woods. Obviously, there was Herobrine's daughter Hera, the Ender Creeper girl that grabbed me, the Lone Phantom Wolf, and the Skeletal Dragon dude. The other two were hard to differentiate, there was the floating elemental that looked like Xerath and the thing with the cloak and horned mask. I felt a shiver go down my spine as I looked at the two of them.

"Who do you think you are trying to walk away from us?"

"Well, you were the one who stopped me from going to the bathroom and properly explaining myself. So if you would PLEASE allow me to go to the restroom, that would be greatly appreciated."

I turned and walked away, all the meanwhile putting my hand in the air as to say a temporary goodbye. I stumbled into the bathroom and stood in front of the mirror, taking off my hoodie and mask. I turned on the lever and washed my face with the water, helping wash the beads of sweat on my face. I looked up at the mirror and gave myself a pep talk in my head.

Fucking Christ dude... Okay. This is the plan. We're going to get on good terms with the six pricks, by maybe treating them or something along those lines? Maybe a couple of drinks? Maybe not alcohol, but cold drinks... Okay, I'll ask the bartender if drinks are free or not. If they're not, I can use the 3,000 Emeralds Rosa gave me as a parting gift. Maybe I could even get rounds for everyone in the room... Okay. Okay. Okay. DON'T. FREAK. THE FUCK OUT. Let's get the fuck outta here fam.

I then turned off the water and walked out of the bathroom, not before putting my mask and hoodie back on. I saw the six conversing right outside the bathroom door. I decided to disturb their conversation while I still had the confidence to do so.

"If you want to talk to me about something, talk to me at the counter. Come on."

I took a seat at the counter and beckoned them over, all the while, thoughts ran through my head. Before that, however, I noticed that the villager working at the counter wasn't scared of being in the presence of mob princesses, instead, he looked like he couldn't give two fucks about that and just wanted to be paid them precious Emeralds.

Okay... I'm going to sound like a fucking dumbass if I ask the bartender 'Are the drinks free here?' Like... WHO. IN. THE. HELL. DOES THAT? Whatever... Let's just go with the flow from here on out.

I saw the six start to get seated, and I turned to the barkeep to whisper:

"Are the drinks free here?"

"Nope, they cost higher depending on the rarity of the drink, that is."

"How much is a round of drinks?"

"I can do you one better, my brother in arms... free drinks 'til the transport comes for 1,000 Emeralds."

I slipped him the true emerald and he nodded me off. I saw that the six were all seated, but decided to interrupt the endercreeper girl as I stood up and turned to the Social Bar.

"HEY EVERYONE! Free drinks on me 'til the mine carts come!"

Surprisingly, the room cheered, and I sat back down. I turned to the girl I just interrupted, just to see she was flustered. It was more of an angry look rather than being flustered but it had the feeling of it. You know? I smiled as I saw her friends order drinks and such until she stood up and locked eyes with me.

"You know what? I... I. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL."

FUCK A BLACK MAN! HOW THE FUCK DID I FUCK THIS SHIT UP? Fuuuuck me... You know what? I promised myself I would go with the flow, so let's go with the flow...

"Fine... Let's go somewhere we can fight."

She strode off in the direction of a room called the Brawl Room. Why they had that room, I had no idea, but it was there and it was fucking LARGE! Inside looked like a metallic basketball court but without the baskets and such. I stood in one of the circles, looking down as to say my final prayer before I die.

Heavenly Father, I know I've messed up the past month, and that I haven't spoken to you in a while, but... I hope you can give me the strength and courage before I die a gruesome death. Please welcome me to the golden gates that you call Heaven, as I face down my worse fear with the weaponry of God in my mind. And in Jesus' name we pray, Amen.

I exhaled as deeply as I could, then proceeded to look up at my opponent. From what I could expect, she was in a battle ready stance with weaponry in hand. They were two black daggers, a Saxton blade, and a throwing knife. From what I could assume, she probably had a move set like Cupa, so I could probably guess her moves. I knew I wasn't going to Shock her anytime soon, so I shocked the wall in frustration, just to realize I leveled up. I pulled up my Occulus and looked at all the skill trees.

I could learn a new move, or I could level up my shit... Wait my friends... Oh! What's this one? Okie Dokie! Definitely this one...

As soon I allocated a point into a spell, I saw her already beside me. I jumped back and cast Astral Distortion, as to prevent her from teleporting. She jumped up to me without the need to teleport and planted a heel from one of her high heel shoes into my kidney. I grunted in pain, and landed on my knees, skidding away from the force of the kick. Once I stopped, I managed to finish the casting time of the spell. She tried to teleport behind me once more but failed to do so, causing her to get angry. She threw the throwing knife, so I rolled to the right as to dodge it, the explosion being a creepy shade of black. She summoned another throwing knife in her once empty hand, readying herself to charge at me. I finally pulled out my weapon as I stood back up, and put my self in a defensive position.

Fuck man... If she keeps exploding and shit, I'm basically fucked. I'm yet to see her summon her TNT... WELP! Let's get to blocking them fucking projectiles... Which I forgot to get PROJECTILE PROTECTION! SHIT!

Before I could start yelling at myself, Val was flying towards me at hyper speed due to her TNT jump. Remembering a quote my grandpa once told me, I planted the bo staff into the ground and started to revolve myself around it.

Hopefully, I don't fuck this up like I did the first couple of days ago...

She came charging at me with her Saxton blade, and I managed to kick her square in the shoulders. She fell down and landed on her back. Quickly, I managed to stick the landing and cast Freeze on her arms and legs. She tried to get up, but couldn't as she was too slow. I walked up to her for her just to summon a Lava Bomb, creating a pool of lava, forcing me to flip away from the falling pool of lava, just to narrowly avoid it. She put a Tunneling Explosive above herself and detonated it, making a hole above her as to not get hurt by the falling liquid. She stood up as the Freeze spell I cast wore off, allowing her to once again TNT jump over the new pool of lava in the center of the field. I resisted pulling out my blade as to make sure they don't see my abilities before the actual competition was held. Instead, I held out my pole in front of me, forcing her momentum into the tip of my bo staff. As if by luck, she managed to hit me with the throwing knife right before she hit my staff, flying me backward from the force of the explosion. I continued to skid backward and found myself in a perfect position to do a heavy swing from the left. I planted my feet firmly to stop me skidding, and swung my hips right and brought it up towards the legs of the charging Val. She tripped as I landed the blow perfectly onto her right calf, then it continued to smack the inside of her left thigh by pure chance, filling the room with a meaty smacking sound.

Damn man, that's a PRETTY THICC thigh mang. Like DAMN that bitch as curves! Welp, not the time to be a closet pervert, but it never hurt anybody did it? OH SHI-

I found myself falling as she used her momentum to do a partial cartwheel and wrap her legs against my face, leaving me in the internal struggle to decide whether struggle from getting swung around or go full pervert mode and look at her crotch area in her booty shorts. Soon, I found myself flying through the air and I felt an explosion above me, slamming me into the floor. I had time as I knew I flew a considerable time, but the plan was already formulated in my head.

Wait wait wait wait... TIME TO PULL THE COOLEST SHIT EVER!

I heard her strut towards me, be pretending to be knocked out, making her mistakenly put her guard down like in the animes. She put her face towards me, just for me to place one hand on her neck and held her off the ground as I stood up. I turned and judo threw her into the corner of the field. And my next move was the most cliche as fuck thing you'll see. Put out my hand and shouted out "WATERY GRAVE!" all the meanwhile casting my new spell Watery Grave. I watched as she panicked, trying to reach for air, even though she was capable of breathing normally. I walked up to her as she was about to pass out from her own holding her breath, and took off my mask, and gave her the creepiest, crooked, toothy smile ever. Her eyes widened, as I put my palm on her forehead and cast Pyromania, engulfing the whole room into flames, except for the spectator area of course. Did I mention the spectator area where everyone was watching? Whatever... Don't mind that... Anyway, My opponent fainted from shock, as she was singed quite a bit. I cleared out my spells from the room and congratulated my self.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE! I DID IT! Did anyone see me land my bo staff kick properly for the first time? HOLY SHIT! I managed to whoop a bitch's ASS! WOO! I DID IT, WE DID IT! I fucking pretended to die from her bitch ass, then I EXPOSED A HO with my Watery Grave! Dude, she was like, SO SCARED, and then I felt like a badass doing the smile! HOLY SHIT I FEEL LIKE I'M SUPER FUCKING COOL! Then the Pyromania to claim victory was badass, the hand to the forehead reminded me of some fucking anime I watched! I don't remember it much, but I FEEL LIKE A BADASS!

After that unceremonious celebration from me, I turned to look at my unconscious opponent. I sighed a bit as I felt bad for her, being defeated by a stranger, as she was supposed to be feared among most. I put myself down as I knew I cheated somewhat by taking her off guard and not actually fighting her straight on. But I dissuaded myself from that train of thought as I knew that if I did, I would have to show the crowd my abilities before the competition even started. I put her on my back and blushed as I felt her breasts press against my back. If I could describe it with one word, it was like having two pillows being put on your back, constantly emitting heat onto your back. It was the first time this happened to me, and by GOD was I about to get an anime nosebleed. I stood up and took her out of the singed Brawl Room, and put her into one of the corner booths. As people flooded out of the spectator area, I put her head on my lap as I let her sleep peacefully. Then if things weren't going haywire with my hormones, the next thing shocked me as I thought to myself...

MY MANHOOD! Don't betray me now! I know she is a hot woman, but keep yourself DOWN! BY JESUS' NAME PREVENT LUST FROM RUINING MY REPUTATION! Holy shit, don't you FUCKING DARE!

The internal struggle came as I tried to keep down a woody, then saw a bunch of people come up to me. The group consisted of Rosa, Cupa, Ink, Lone, and the other five other members of her party. At the time, I had completely forgotten about the woman on my lap and went to face the large group.

Fuck dude, these five. They're probably here to beat my ass for beating one of their friend's asses. Welp, I knew I was going to die, but not like getting mobbed or something like that. At least I prayed before I died fam.

I braced myself for a punch to land on my face but felt someone pat my shoulder. I turned to see the skeletal dragon patting my shoulder, standing along side the cloaked figure, Ink, and Rosa. The other two members sat in front of me in the booth along with Cupa and Lone. There was an awkward silence for about a minute or so, so my anxiety died down. I was about to let more thoughts run through my mind until the only man next to me finally said,

"Sorry about that dude, she typically wants to look cool, so she does that time to time. Besides, we'll start to introduce ourselves. I'm Drake the Skeletal Dragon, standi- I mean, floating beside me here in the cloak is Ki the Gearhead. Ki can't seem to transform out of her True Form and refuses to talk as her voice would probably scare others. Now that I've introduced you to Ki and I, why don't you guys do the same?"

I turned to the three sitting in front of me, to see the three introduce themselves from left to right.

"Hi! My name is Siv, you probably know me as the princess of sliders!"

"M-My name is... is. is"

Her volume slowly decreased, as I tried to lean in to hear her better. Suddenly she shouted out her name.

"LYKO! Oh my! I'm super, super sorry! Did I hurt your ears? I mean, I can help you if you want? Do you want me to? I. I. I mean..."

"No, I'm fine. You don't need to say anything else, as I can tell you're incredibly shy. From what I can assume, you're the Lone Phantom Wolf, and sitting beside you is Hera the princess of phantoms. Now the question is, what's ender creeper girl's name?"

I looked at the blushing Hera, the shy Lyko, and the upbeat Siv all in their own worlds. It would be safe to assume they wouldn't answer that question for me. So I turned to Drake, for him to answer that question for me.

"Her name is Val, I assume you're not thinking of anything bad while she's sleeping on your lap?"

I freaked out as I remembered she was sleeping on my lap, as I instinctually was petting her hair. Once again, the internal struggle came as I tried to prevent my friend from rising up. I looked up to see all the cute anime-like faces around me and my heart rate picked up. The situation down there was going horribly, as I turned to see Hera blushing even harder.

SHIT! I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT PHANTOMS CAN READ YOUR MIND! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT! HERA! PLEASE! Just... Just. Don't read my mind man! I don't need you doing this right now? FUCK ME! Okay okay okay okay... Would you be as so kind to not read my mind without my permission okay? OKAY?

I looked at Hera once more to see her nodding her head quickly in agreement, and I let out a sigh of relief. It felt better knowing that the six weren't complete dicks and that I can try to befriend them. Maybe not Ki, as she's unable to speak, but maybe with the rest, I could manage to. Things were turning for the better until I felt Val shuffling around, I looked down and she was looking into my eyes, and she started to turn red as I returned her gaze. She sat upright in a matter of seconds, once again returning the FUCKING CLICHE FEELING into the area. She sat to the right of me against the wall, so she couldn't get out without me getting out first. She was twiddling her fingers, bumping her knees against one another, and avoiding my gaze. What I hadn't noticed that every single person in and around the booth started to get closer to us as to observe what I would do next.

Please don't fucking tell me that she has a crush on me? Hopefully, she's just embarrassed that she got her ASS whooped! Wait... Why am I in this cliche as fuck situation? Now everyone wants to befriend my ass, and now this bitch maybe has a crush on me... But damn that woman is thicc like she made that meaty smack with just her thigh, and she has curves like a motherfucker! Wait... Why the fuck am I thinking about this? Calm... Down... I can do this... Just chill... Go with the flow.

"Now that I know everyone around me currently, I would like to introduce myself to you all. My name is Shadow, I currently have no mob affiliation, and... AND WOULD YOU ALL BE AS SO KIND NOT TO CROWD ME? BARTENDER! GET ME SOME WATER OVER HERE WOULD YA?"

The bartender nodded and the group that was crowding me backed up quite a bit. I heart rate went down as I recomposed myself once more. I looked around and thought "Why the fuck not?" And let everyone order their own drinks. I let all the drinks come in, comprising of different liquids like ender liquid, water, and other weird things, finally cheering before we started to drink. The next hour or so went on without a hitch until the bells rung, signaling us to board the modified mine carts. They looked more like a rollercoaster ride that looked like a mine cart rather than the opposite. We all got in and were soon put through a portal, instantly teleporting us to an almost blinding white land with a black castle seemingly floating in the center of it all, large room-sized blocks floated around it. We thought we were going to crash into the castle gates, only to open our eyes to realize we were already in the throne room. We all dismounted the mine carts and they disappeared, practically forcing us to be alone in a room with the one and only Herobrine.

Welp... Time to see the backlash...

The thing was that the backlash was worse than I thought, more than half of the crowd was quivering in fear, the others were averting their gazes, while only me, Ki, Xera, and Hera were totally calm. Herobrine couldn't help but sigh as he stood up and created an illusion concealing himself, making him seem like a totally different entity. Seeing that didn't help, he cleared his throat and started to speak out to the crowd with the voice of my good ol' dick of a friend, Vennoc.

"Greetings everyone! Please don't be on such a guard! I have no intent to harm anyone in this room! Please, stop shaking and let us be happy! Anyhow, right now. the room passes and numbers are being given out. I have nothing to say right now but to enjoy your stay. Oops! I forgot to say something, there will be a poster saying the teams that you are all on! Make sure to check that out by bedtime! You can all relax until dinner, everyone but you Shadow."

Everyone turned to me, even the one who didn't know me because I was pretty sure that they all knew each other. I sighed as Herobrine dismissed them all, allowing them to make curious, suspicious, and worried looks. I walked up to Herobrine and did a little bow as to accentuate his royalty.

"Thank goodness you're okay Shadow, I heard you got in a fight and was genuinely worried that you might have died because you were human. OH! Also, the six tried to delve deeper into why you were stalking about, so I covered for you as to not let them find out you're human. No need to thank me of course."

Despite his saying so, I thanked him and asked if I could be dismissed. And in turn, he did end up dismissing me, and I looked around for my room, which was 105. On my way towards the hall which held 'The 100' rooms, I passed by the poster Herobrine spoke of and read it.


Official Teams

Team A: Hera, Xera, Ki, Drake, Val, Lyko, Siv, Amorra

Team B: Rosa, Iris, Lone, Kitten, Maria, Hilda, Lich, Mina, Rot

Team C: Cass, Natalie, Andr, Blazette, Charlotte, Matilda, Skelly, Cupa

Team D: Terra, Margaret, Talon, Shadow, Ink, Sylvia, Silk, Willow

Please note that we refuse to change the teams despite anybody's opinion...


I fucking bet that Vennoc did this, he was promised one favor in exchange for the overpowered exp boost. Welp... Seems like Team A's abilities are hidden, Team B is hopelessly overpowered and Team C is there just to fuck you over with arena control, while we Team D... Well... We're fucked in a sense.

I looked down the hallway and noticed there were portals rather than doors leading to our rooms. The mere fact that there were fucking room sized blocks outside left me to conclude that they were our rooms. i sighed and started looking at the signs slapped onto the sides of each portal. Every 5 blocks or so, there would be a new portal, so I just walked until I faced the fifth portal in the hall, which read the magic number: 105. I hesitated a bit before jumping into the weird portal that stood before me, just to realize that the room I was in reminded me a bit of my old room before I teleported into this blocky world. There were the same old clothes shoved into a basket which laid in the corner, books, manga, and such were stuffed under my bed, and finally, my laptop sat on the desk like it did. I grabbed my laptop and hopped into bed.

Shit man… They even have the same old fucking dog smell in the comforter as well… Whatever, it's still close to home.

I tried to turn on the laptop, but sadly, it didn't turn on, so I threw that aside. I tried to open up the books but it didn't open, so I threw those aside as well. I laid in bed thinking about things back at home. Time seemed to fly by until an announcement rung through the room and halls.

"The time is currently 7:30 PM, and you won't have assigned seating during dinner. However! Please sit with your teams just for this one day to accustom yourselves to each other before the official start of the contest comes. Thank you for listening! You may start heading down to the dining hall now."

"Fuck a midget man…"

I stood up, left my staff and bags in the room, put on my hoodie and mask and headed out, but not before I checked myself out in the mirror. Two gray eyes stare back at me, I looked cool with only my eyes exposed to the world, my black attire helping that fact. I shrugged it off and opened the door and stepped out. When I came out, I flopped onto the floor, completely forgetting to step down a block, as the portals are precariously one block above the floor. I pushed myself up off the floor and looked at the billboard again for the directory. I couldn't help but keep stealing glances at the team poster as it triggered me a bit. Before I built up the urge to punch something, I started my journey through the halls and headed towards the dining hall, which was seemingly surrounded by a maze. Luckily, I found Ink and she was just sprinting through the halls, so I decided to join her.

"Hey Shadow! Are you heading towards the hall as well?"

"I think that's a bit obvious don't you think? Do you even know where you're heading to?"

"Yep! Next left should be the dining hall's double doors!"

And guess what? She was right, a big set of dark oak double doors stood tall in front of us and I decided to push them open for Ink because as we all know, common courtesy… Inside it looked like something out of the Harry Potter movies, in the seats, the majority of the participants sat. I saw the other three groups chatting freely, while my team… Well… They were so fucking silent I swore not even a knife could cut through the tension. Things were chill among the other teams as I eavesdropped a bit on the other conversations. Team A was talking about team tactics like the try hards they were, Team B was arguing about what was better pork or beef, and Team C was just chatting about their everyday ordeals. I sat next to Ink, and she tried to pull my attention to her, but I ignored her. I store at the other members of the group, and man were they, not lookers. Once again, I saw an anthropomorphic dragon, which I could only assume that was Talon, the two girls which looked like their mob talker counter parts were the two spiders Willow and Silk. The twelve-year-old in the corner was definitely Sylvia, and the two slimes girls bickering and bitching were obviously Terra and Margaret. I sighed as I continued to observe them.

Damn man, why the fuck does Talon look so annoyed? Why the fuck do Willow and Silk look uptight? Someone tell me why Sylvia is freaking the fuck out? Is she nervous of all the strong competitors on the enemy teams? Is she shy? God knows why man… Terra and Margaret are oblivious to everything because all they do is bicker and bitch. And finally, when will this bitch shut the fuck up?

"INK!"

"Yes?"

"Would you please answer me this?"

"Yes?"

"Would you please stop talking?"

"No."

"Will you ever stop talking?"

"No."

"How do you feel about our team's strength?"

"I don't know."

I started to pinch the base of my nose in irritation and felt my heart rate pick up out of anger. I was about to up and leave the room until someone slammed their palms into the table in front of me. I stopped my tangent and decided to slowly open my eyes once more, trying to ease myself before it all came down crashing on me... I looked up to see Val once more, only for me to let out a more audible sigh.

"I challenge you to a rematch!"

FUCKING CHRIST! WILL THIS DAY GET WORSE?


Yeah.

Ciao.