Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
''Thinking to themselves.''
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''Hey how you doin..'' A pink haired beauty said,'' Thats all you have to say Hina-hime.''
A long lavender haired boy sat, looking skepticle at the pink haired girl.
''I-I dont know if I can do this S-Sakura-chan.'' The dark haired boy replied.
You see the dark haired boy is actually the girl Hinata Hyuuga, but her friends: Sakura,TenTen,Temari, and Ino decided she should go out and try out 'picking up chicks' skills. The five girls now sat at a table in a dimly lit restaurant, waiting for a waiter and or waitress. The five girls (minus Hinata) were hoping for the later.
''Please dont be a chick,please dont be a chick.'' Hinata prayed to herself.
But God,Buddha,or whomever else was out to spite Hinata, sent a waitress up to the table.
''Would you like any drinks, Menu's?'' The waitress said.
Hinata had to admit the waitress was a looker,about Hinata's age, she had long brown hair that curled at the bottom were it rested just below her shoulders, she had a look about ehr that reminded Hinata of a Geisha's, she was dressed in a black blazer that clung to a well endowed chest, and skirt accompanied by black heels that Hinata figured must be killing her by now.
Ino nudged Hinata out of her trance were she sat to Hinata's left.
''U-um Oolong Tea please.'' Hinata said to the waitress.
The waitress looked at Hinata, then smiled.
''Mmm, I love Oolong tea,'' The waitress licked her lips,''You have good taste...''
The waitress gave Hinata a once over, then licked her lips again,
''Anything else you... need...?'' The waitess purred looking at Hinata, the question suggested that she wouldn't mind giving herself to Hinata, if only she asked.
''Well we'd like some water...please.'' Sakura said, directing the waitress attention back to the rest of the table.
The waitress pouted, but wrote down there drinks.
''Oh, and some menu's please.'' Ten ten said.
The waitress nodded to Ten Ten, she looked back at Hinata, almost making the girl jump,
''Be right back.'' She breathed, but seemed to be speaking to Hinata alone.
The five girls watched the waitress walk over to the front and grab some menu's, she walked back and handed them out to each of them, making sure to rub her breasts against Hinata's shoulder before excusing herself.
They watched her walk away again, before Hinata had a chance to open the menu four sets of eyes were turned on her.
''What the hell was that?'' Temari asked sounding shocked.
''I thought you were sexy but, damn Kioshi.'' Sakura laughed at Hinata.
''That girl wanted to jump your bones,''Ino started,''She totally forgot we were here with you, If we weren't who knows what she would have dont to Hina-hime!''
The four girls jokingly fanned themselves.
''All's you said was Oolong Tea, thats what I cant believe!'' Ten Ten said in amazement.
This made the four girls laugh to Hinata's dismay.
''Damn, you lady killer.'' Temari laughed.
Hinata hadn't realized tell they brought it up that the girl had been Hitting on her, with this thought, Hinata didn't want to think about how she was supposed to feel about it.
She blushed heavely.
''Awww, we made Kioshi-kun blush.'' Sakura teased.
''Want us to bring the waitress back to comfort you?'' Ino laughed.
''N-No...thanks..'' Hinata mumble, she hadnt fealt so emberrased since 'the ice cream incedent' her old school had dubbed it, but lets not go into that.
The four girls were laughing loudly at Hinata, making some heads turn in the restaurant, and raise an eyebrow.
Unawares to the five said girls, there were two suspicious looking people watching them, from a dark place across the room.
Well to be more specific, only one of them looked suspicious.
''Hey, dobe, why dont you take off those ridiculous sunglasses, I can hardly see without any,'' a boy with dark eyes said,'' you look incredibly suspicious,dumbass.''
A blonde haired boy turned away from the five girl seated table to look at the boy who had called him a dumbass.
The dark eyed boy looked at the suspicious looking boy.
''Shut up, Sasuke, at least im wearing a disguise!'' The boy with the sunglasses was also wearing a black toque, which off-set the 'disguise' even more, it had been a rather hot day, the radio broadcast had mentioned the word 'schorching' and 'blazer' more then once.
Sasuke lifted an eyebrow, and without saying a word, Naruto was able to read the unsaid words Sasuke was directiong at him.
''Dumbass, its so dark, and the girls are unaware of anybody but themselves, let alone a suspicious looking Idiot across the restaurant looking at them like some stalker.''
The diguised boy's face turned red in anger, he ripped off the toque, revealing sun like blonde hair and took off the sunglasses, he looked at the boy across the table from him, blue eyes as bright as the sky connected with eyes as Dark as lucifers wings.
Anyone who looked at this pair, were able to see, and deduce, that they were polar oppisite's.
One pale, dark and beautiful, like some Vampire out of a romance Novel. And the other, tanned, and handsome, with a cheery aura that shone through his now upset one.
Naruto placed the 'diguise' objects on the table.
''Im not a stalker.'' He mumbled, pouting.
''Pardon, I dont believe I said anything.'' Sasuke looked at the boy amused.
''Whatever...'' The blonde haired boy looked away and looked back at the table of four girls they had been watching since they had arrived ten minutes ago.
Sasuke sat looking at Naruto him peering over the booth couch they were seated in, growling at the waiters or waitresses that blocked his veiw for even a second.
Sasuke drug a hand down his face in agitation.
''If he keeps doing that he's going to end up drawing attention to us.'' Sasuke was thinking just as Naruto growled at yet another passerby.
''Oi dumbass in front.'' Sasuke's deep voice made Naruto turn around in a second.
''What?'' Naruto whispered back angrily.
''Stop being a dumbass, and stop scaring people, im gunna go take a piss.'' Sasuke then stood up his long legs making the motion look elegent.
''Wha...scaring people?'' Was the last words he heard before he walked in to were the bathroom was located at the back-room.
''Freakin' calling me a dumbass...hes the dumbass..'' Naruto was muttering to himself when he turned back around to continue watching the girls.
''I wonder what their going on about...''
''...And waking up next to that guy naked wasn't even the strangest part of that night....'' Sakura was rambling on about her boy escapades.
Hinata sighed to herself and sipped her oolong tea, she really didn't miss the boy talk that the girls usually went on about, her always being the odd one out about such things.
''Oh and also Kioshi your brother is sitting watching us in the back.''
''Oh really Sakura thats...EH?'' Hinata nearly dropped her tea, about to look over her shoulder.
''Dont turn around, thats suspicious!'' Ino had hissed at her.
''Well...not as suspicious as his costume was a couple of moments ago..'' Sakura laughed.
''...I think it was supossed to be a disguise actually.'' Temari commented.
''H-How long has he b-been there?'' Hinata stuttered.
''A little after we got here, he came through the back.'' Ten-ten said as she drank her coffee.
Hinata couldn't help but suddenly feel a little self concious.
''I think he's here with that duck butt dude.'' Temari commented.
Ino and Sakura simultaniously slapped their hands on the table.
''Seriously!'' It was said in unison.
''Yeah, but its kinda hard to tell, its dark back there.'' Temari replied.
Sakura and Ino both looked back at were Naruto was sitting.
''Oh Christ they spotted me!'' Naruto jumped up from were he was hiding.
Looking around frantically, he grabbed his toque and shades and booked it out of the restraunt.
''Wow, he runs fast!'' Ino laughed.
''Run forrest run!'' Temari yelled after the retreating blonde.
''N-Naruto...'' Hinata stuttered a bit emberassed for her adoptive brother.
''Oh there goes all the fun of pretending he wasn't there...'' Sakura pouted.
''Whatever..''Ten-ten said sipping her coffee.
''Well, Sasuke should be here still, so theres your fun.'' Temari assured Sakura.
''Oh right Yay's'' The pink haired girl jumped in her seat gleefully.
''Yes but what I would like to know...,'' Ino started.
''He went to the bathroom I believe.'' Temari answered her question for her.
''No...thats not what I was going to ask,'' Ino looked at Temari confused, '' What I would like to know is, Ten-ten, when did you get coffee?''
The four other girls slammed there heads on the table with a 'thud'.
Sakura was the first to say, ''Dude,the hell?''
''What?'' Ino looked at the other girls innocently.
''N-Nevermind Ino, just look at the menu a-alright.'' Hinata patted the girls hand.
Ino nodded happily and grabbed the menu infront of her.
Seriously though....when did Ten-ten get that coffee...didnt they order water...?
Hinata contemplated to herself when suddenly there was a tap on her shoulder.
Oh good, the waitress is back... Hinata thought to herself sarcastically Might as well try the male approach on her some more
''Yes honey may I hel...'' Hinata was cut off when she turned to find cole black eyes staring back at her.
''E-Eh?'' Hinata jumped back into the table suprised and blushing.
Sasuke moved the hand away that had tapped her, and brought it to his lips letting out a cough, his cheeks slightly pink.
''Kioshi...did you see were Naruto went.'' Sasuke asked not able to look at her.
''Oh yes Sasuke!'' Sakura swooned at the boy.
''He ran out suddenly when we were about to ask him to join us.'' Ten-ten answered
''Bloody weirdo that one..'' Temari and Ten-ten started to laugh.
Hinata looked at the two girls horrified.
''Anyways Sasuke,'' Ino started, ''What brings you here?''
''Yeah.'' Sakura agreed. Both Ino and her looking at him as if he were the key into Heaven.
Sasuke let out a ''pfft''.
''He wanted to make sure Kioshi was alright,'' Sasuke looked at Hinata pathetically.
''What kind of a man are you anyways?''
Sasuke turned from them and left the restraunt.
There was a cold atmosphere after the boy had left.
Hinata fealt about as tall as a smurf.
''That sonova..'' Temari started.
''Bitch!'' Ten-ten ended it for her.
''Im gunna go kick his ass!'' Temari went to stand up.
''N-No its fine Temari..'' Hinata stopped her,''Its true boys dont make sure other boys are alright even brothers.''
Sakura looked at Hinata warmly.
Hinata had missed not stuttering much, her usual stutter rarely surfaced around her friends.
''Well then how bout today, why dont you just be Hinata..,'' Sakura patted Hinata's shoulder, '' Brothers take care of sisters last time I checked right?''
The girls looked at Hinata then.
''Yeah we'll all go shopping for girly stuff and let you walk around in girl stuff!'' Ino put in.
Hinata looked at Ten-Ten and Temari and they bothe nodded and smiled.
Be a girl again...Hinata sighed even just for today would be heavenly...but..
''I dont think I can... this place is to close to the school and someone might recognize me.'' Hinata sighed sadly.
The girls laughed to themselves, leaving Hinata out of the private joke.
''Dont worry Hinata, when were done with you, no one will recognize you!'' Sakura said happily.
''Eh..?'' Hinata said confused.
''Just pick something to eat, the waitress is coming...'' Temari said to Hinata.
''Oh...right.'' Hinata picked up her menu then still confused.
''it is now...'' Ino started,'' 5:57 eat fast and then the shopping begins!''
The girls cheered.
''May I take your order handsome.'' A feminine familiar voice said from behind Hinata.
But first things first... Hinata sighed.
''Naruto what the hell am I doing here still?'' Sasuke asked Naruto suddenly.
They curently sat at an outside table at a cafe that stood across the street from the restraunt Hinata and her girlfriends were currently in.
''Hinata's still not back at school, until she is,'' Naruto looked at Sasuke like he was an Idiot, '' You and I are following her.''
Sasuke looked at the boy like he was the biggest moron on earth, which he possibly was.
''I get that, but me, why must I equal into this stalking thing?''
Naruto turned away from the restraunt to look at Sasuke again, seeming frustrated.
''Just..Just 'cause k?'' Naruto growled at the boy.
''Okay okay Jeeze..'' Sasuke said, crossing his arms.
It was starting to get dark, and Sasuke hadn't brought a jacket.
He whipped the toque off of Naruto's head.
''Hey!'' Naruto whined.
''What?'' Sasuke sent a glare at the boy that could have scared Jeffrey Dahmer.
''N-Nothing..'' Naruto whispered backing into his chair.
They sat in silence for a few moments.
''So...,'' Sasuke started Naruto looked at him curious, ''Whats your sister like once she trusts you?''
Sasuke was looking anywhere but at Naruto.
Naruto looked at the usually headstrong boy and smiled, knowing the feeling. He thought back to Hinata and His conversation before entering the school.
''Hinata dont fall in love with anyone k?'' Naruto had said to her.
''I dont think you need to worry about that N-Naruto...'' Hinata had replied blushing.
Naruto mentally kicked himself as he never told Hinata of what to do if the situation was reversed, never thinking a guy would fall for her as she was disguised as a guy, but Sasuke now knew of her situation, so possibility might.. naw cant happen, Sasuke was a prick to everyone girl or guy. Naruto assured himself.
''She's the sweetest girl you could ever meet.'' Naruto beamed.
Sasuke looked a Naruto as he said this.
''Oh.'' Sasuke replied.
Should a brother really look that way when he's talking about his sister..unless...Naruto thinks of her more then just a sister.
Sasuke continued to look at Naruto, him now looking back at the restraunt.
There not blood related...so...maybe...
''Eh..Naru-'' Sauske started but was cut off.
''Oh there leaving!'' Naruto stood up suddenly, then nearly tripping over the chair as now it was dark and he still had sun glasses on, took them off quickly, leaving a tip on the table for the non-touched mocha's, he grabbed Sasuke.
''Lez go!'' Naruto ran towards the girls but kept a good twenty feet from them..
Sasuke sighed at the Drama worthy soap opera that was unfolding before him.
This is going to be a long year..
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Authors Note So what do ya think? Sorry it took a bit having difficulties in my life at the moment. Or should I say lack there of. May have a boyfriend though! Well maybe..I dont know its complicated, whatever if now I can continue drooling over my Bishie's! Oh btw Boys Before Flowers the Korean version is awesome! Though not as comedy oriented as the Japanese version, and no one can compete with Jun Matsumoto! But Kim Hyun Joong is very sexiness! He plays as Rui in it and so far I like him more then the character who plays Domyouji. The actors are god is what I mean but I think rui is much nicer then domyouji's character. Anwyays hope you are having evetful lives there m honeys! Toodles!
