Disclaimer: Bleach not mine, okies? I own nothing 'cept her!!! * Points to Hollow Lizard*
A/N: * Drooling over her Grimmjow stuff* Yeah just read... I be back once I snap out of it...
Day 7
Location: Back with Stark.
Dear Diary
After the prank yesterday, the blue kitty dropped me off at Stark's room. I am now currently sleeping on stark, like a miniature cat! Only much smaller and more like a lizard. I could feel the steady rise and fall of his chest. It was very relaxing. I sudden soft creak grabbed my attention and I turned towards the source of the noise.
It was a short girl with light green hair. Her Arrancar mask was in a form of a helmet and one of the horns on it was broken. She was trying her best to sneak up to Stark without making alot of noise. I turned to Stark to see that he was still asleep. Figures. He'll still be asleep even if there was a war and the whole building is destroyed!
I turned back to the Arrancar girl when I realized she disappeared. Only to reappear when she slowly rises up from below the couch. She was holding up her hand, probably getting ready to smack something. Wait, smack something? I quickly moved out of the way as her blow lands in the middle of Stark's chest. He gasped as the hand made contact.
" What are you doing? Now you're trying to kill me to wake me up?" I could see from his face that he was really caught off guard. He looked pretty confused by the looks of it.
" Shut up! I was trying to kill that thing! I was going to kill you!" Her face was filled with emotion and her words were sharp but naive.
" Why would I kill stark?"
" Listen Linnette, you should sit down. I've got alot of explaining to do..."
" Here we go again..."
" This is my only Fraccion, Linnette."
~ 10 Minutes later ~
" And that's how she ended up here."
A Heavy silence filled the room as the miniature Arrancar tried to comprehend the situation.
" So you mean to say, that during the 3 days when I was away you replace me with HER?" Stark's eyes widen as he tried to explain.
" I didn't! I..."
" Just joking!" A cheeky smile was on her face as she looked over to me.
" Hey, come with me ok? Since you're freeloading you have to help with the errands I'm usually stuck with." Free loading? Then what about all those insects and roaches that live in your house? Are they freeloading too? Do they have to pay you rent? I relented and followed her out. After all, It is pretty boring being stuck in this room. I wonder how stark can take it?
While all this was happening, he went back to sleep. Man is he irresponsible or what? What a lazy guy...
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So with me perched on Linette's shoulder, we went off to do some errands. The first one was of course paperwork. She says all Espada have to do paperwork but Stark's just so darn lazy so he doesn't do his.
" Then do you do the paperwork?" I inquired. She doesn't seem like the type to be able to sit down and do paperwork.
" No silly, I give them to someone else!" She had a silly grin on her face as she held a stack of paper in her hands.
" Who?"
" Oh you'll see..." She ran off and finally stopped at a door near the end of a hallway. She then put some of the paperwork on the stack of paper next to the door and she went off.
" Who's the sucker with extra paperwork?"
" It's Barragan."
" Why him out of all people?" She then went on to explain.
" Well when paperwork is given out, only Aizen-sama, Barragan, Harribel, Ulquorria and Zommari finish it. Gin gives his work to Ulquorria but strangely he never complains. Tousen is excused from paperwork so Aizen-sama does his share. I usually distribute Stark's share among the rest of the Espada. Nnoitra gives it to Tesla who doesn't finish on time. Grimmjow also Gives his paperwork to his Fraccion but they all give it to Ulquorria. Szayel is too busy with experiments so he never finishes them. Aaroniero says his room is dark and he is unable to do paperwork in the dark so Aizen-sama excuses him. And as for Yammy, he's always sleeping for some reason so some Numero does them."
I stared in awe that so many people refuse to do their paperwork. It was also kind of amazing that she said that while running and she's not breaking a sweat.
Eventually she finished dropping off the paperwork and we moved off to do the next errand... Wait? What's after this?
" So what are we supposed to do now?"
" Nothing! We are done and we can go play!" She seemed really happy about finishing the 'errands'
" Want to go and prank people?" I suggested.
" Who?"
" I have just the guy..." I laughed inwardly. This was going to be fun!
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" Ok so tie the string there and there." I instructed.
Linnette tied the sting as instructed and stood up. The room was filled with webs if string, it's like a spider took over or something! I giggled and scampered away to the corner. Linnette closed the door and followed me and waited...
" Gyaa! What the hell is this!?! TESLA!!!"
I peeked out from the corner to see an enraged Nnoitra and his panicking Fraccion. Linnette was holding in her laughter as the pair attempted to enter the room, but only to get entangled in the mess.
" When I get my hand on the guy who did this, I'll..." Ok that's our cue to leave. I don't want to hear the way he's going to kill me...
" Let's go! I don't want to get caught by that guy..." I climbed up onto Linnette's head and we went back to Stark.
Speaking of that guy, I bet he's still sleeping!
Ok Chapter 7 done! though the ending resembles the last chapter's ending... Please ignore that fact I'm out of ideas for the ending...
By the way the story's ending soon.... at chapter 10... T_T Will really miss this story but hey, there's a sequel!!! Ok Dont forget to R&R!!! They really made me happy after a long day at school ^_^
