And now the moment you've all been waiting for- or at least I think you've been waiting for...
AN UPDATE!
Alfred F. Jones journal entry 6:
It's Valentines day and I'm sick of being part of the Singles Awareness people!
It's time for the America Bachelor show!
Wait who the heck wrote in my journal besides me?! O.o
Like, dude, I've never seen so many chicks in one place.
No seriously Prussia, why the fuck are there little birds everywhere?
"Wilkommen ladies and gents to the awesome me's show!" I nudged the German slightly and he coughed, "Okay the show hosted by me about Amerika. Presenting, American Bachelor!"
There was a cheering from the live crowd.
I adjusted my tux tie with a grin on my face, "Alright Prussia dude! Bring out the ladies!"
"Kesesese! Of course! Let us introduce the wonderbar ladies!" He brought a hand to the first curtain, "Our first pretty little lady is a total bitch and-" Suddenly there was a frying pan flying toward his head, he dodged it by just about an inch, "Ah ha I mean she is kind of tom boy but overall okay. Please welcome Elizabeta A.K.A Hungary!"
The curtain opened and sitting on a chair was- as he said- Hungary with her legs crossed. She was wearing a long, light green dress with some sort of pink flowers in her hair.
Meh, I'd tap that.
"Our next contestant is a real looker, she's got huge boobs and-" Suddenly a pitch fork was headed his way and he had to jump in order to avoid getting hit, "Ah! Um Olga! A.K.A Ukraine!"
The curtain rose revealing Ukraine sitting the same way as Hungary. She was wearing a short-long, light blue dress with a matching headband.
I might tap that.
"This next one's scary and-" A knife was just about to stab him in gut but he ducked out of targeting range, "Natalya! A.K.A Belarus!"
The curtain swished out of the way to show Belarus standing there with a really creepy look on her face. She was wearing a short, dark blue dress with a white bow in her hair.
Uh I don't know if I should tap that...
"And finally our last woman- you know what I'm not gonna risk my fucking head anymore. Alice! Who is sadly not a country I guess cause it doesn't say on this card thing." He threw his cards away.
Sitting behind the last curtain opening was a girl with blonde hair and green eyes. I'd never seen this girl before but she looked somewhat familiar for some reason... She had glasses just like mine and was wearing a pink dress that she seemed to be adjusting. Aw and totes adorbes, she had piggy tails! (What? I just like those okay!)
But yeah I would definitely tap that!
"Okay now that all our ladies have been introduced we need to start this goddamn show! What's say you Al?" Prussia grinned wrapping an arm around me tightly like I was his bro. Which I guess we kinda are.
"SOUNDS TOTALLY AWESOME!" I said laughing heroically.
"Well you lazy asses at home will have to tune in for the next episode because I'm fucking bleeding." He dropped to the ground bleeding from his head cause I guess someone threw some sort of wand looking thing at him and he didn't notice. Heh no wonder why he wrapped his arm around me.
I just laughed though cause Jebus Christ this was hilarious! I took a pic for the guys on Facebook and Tumblr. Man this TV show is gonna be legit!
STAYED TUNED YA LIL SHITS!
