MORE random bloopers

#Harry is in the chamber fighting the Basilisk (C. o. S)#

Harry: #holds up Godric Gryffindor's sword and slashes it in front of the Basilisk# YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Gandalf: #whacks Harry on the head with his shiny staff# LINE STEALER! #Turns Harry into a duck# Jerk off…

Harry: QUACK! QUACK QUACK! (Translation: HEY! MEANY BUTT!)

#At the Great Hall (P. o. A.)#

Gandalf: It is not in the nature of a dementor to be forgiving…

Alix: … Aren't you in the wrong movie?

Gandalf: Dumbledore is feeling under the weather and asked me to fill in for him.

To Dumbledore

Dumbledore: #playing on his X-Box and eating sugar and chocolate and candy and cheese and Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans# HAHA GANDALF WHAT A SUCKA!

Back to the Great Hall

Andi: #sighs# Poor Dumbledore…

#What happens when Alix and Andi (Hey look! Alliteration! I'll shut up now. Hehe) are BORED! (3 pages later) !#

Andi: #sings the chicken dance song# Da da da da da-da da… (YOU KNOW THE SONG!) Da da-da da da

Harry, Hermione, Alix, Ron, Dumbledore, Sirius, Voldemort, Andi, Moody, Longbottom, Prongs, Wormtail, McGonagall, Cedric, The Fat Lady, Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Salazar Slytherin, Rowena Ravenclaw, the Fat Friar, Nearly Headless Nick, John the Baptist, LOTI (inside joke), Uncle-Daddy (other inside joke), Lily Potter, the Dursleys, Lupin, Tonks, Pro. Skippy, Kingsley Shacklebot, Dementors, Hagrid, Narcissa Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Katie Bell, Oliver Wood, George Weasley, Fred Weasley, Percy Weasley (Andi: PISS OFF!), Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Molly and Arthur Weasley, Rita Skeeter, Fleur Delacour, Viktor Krum, Bellatrix Lestrange, Angelina Johnson, Tom Riddle, Fawks, Thomas Riddle, Madam Pince, Colin Creevy, Denis Creevy, Alicia Spinnet, Firenze, Mafalda Hopkirk, Dobby, Winky, Barty Crouch, Barty Crouch Jr., Gilderoy Lockhart, Pro. Quirrell, Pro. Dippet, Parvati Patil, Padma Patil, Hannah Abbot, Aunt Marge, Sir Cadogan, Mundungus Fletcher, Mrs. Figg, Mr. Filch, Madame Maxime, Igor Karkarroff, Trelawny, Flitwick, Cho Chang, Roger Davies, Cornelius Fudge, Macnair, Dolores Umbridge, Dean Thomas, Seamus Finnigan, Lee Jordan, Pigwidgeon, Hedwig, Buckbeak, Errol, Lavender Brown, Marcus Flint, Kreacher, Crabbe, Goyle, Crookshanks, Madam Hooch, Uncle Alphhard, Montague, Regulus Black, Andromeda Black, Rodolphus Lestrange, Ludo Bagman, Gabrielle Delacour, Hermes, the Chudley Cannons, Fluffy, Amos Diggory, Mrs. Diggory (Her name was not mentioned), Mr. Roberts, Kevin, Archie, Avery, Nott, Rook, Bertha Jorkins, Mommy (inside joke), Ducky (other inside joke), Veela, Dimitrov, Troy, Mullet, Moran, Levski, Hassan Mostafa, Lynch, and Paul (don't ask): #clap clap clap clap#

(A/N: We… just went through…. EVERY SINGLE HARRY POTTER BOOK OUT IN AMERICA! Y'ALL HAD BETTER LIKE IT… #ominous music# or ELSE… #dun dun duuuuuuuunnnnnnnn……..# We do this… because we're bored… and because we'd like to thank itachisgirl101, Nanusha, and Amberhawk for reading and enjoying and… quite frankly, getting our insane-ness. ) THANK YOU! And if you happen to find any characters we missed… please tell us. We want this to be more random. Plus, I'm sure we missed a crap load of characters.)