AN: Enoby is nut perfect! she's a santaist nd she live in the dessert and n she iz totes deprezzed 4 godz sake! totaly not a mary su! DO NUT FLAM ME OR I WILL REPRT U!!!
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Val and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we walked around. I had red on my middle fingers so it looked fancy when i flipped people off (AN: see dats not a mary sue trate!!). I waved to Vampire. Brooding emo energy was in his sad red eyes. I could tell he was jealous i was going out with Val who i walked through the diner with with as emo-ly as i could. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…………
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically (but not 2 enthusiastically cuz we're both super goffick n emo). He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
"Oh Val, Val!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Val's lower back (it was a tramp stamp!!). It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bright pink letters were the words………… Vampire!
I was so angry.
"You stupid clod!" i yelled and jumped out of the bed.
"you don't get it Enoby" Val pleaded. But I totally did get it :(
"No, you moronic bastard" I shouted. "You probably arent even really emo anyways"
I put on my clothes all broodingly n mad and went in the hallway. Val ran out even though he wasnt dressed. He had a really small you-know-what n i was so mad I told him that. I stomped away and did so until I was in Vampire's room where he was arm wrestling Skull Boy (who used to be Kobra Kid).
"VAMPIRE, YOU SUCK" I yelled.
