*Time skip ~ One month
After the incident with Madara and Tobi, they all managed to work things out. Tobi was her lover whereas Zetsu had still yet to win her heart too.
The bipolar man wasn't complaining but that sort of thing took time, aside from Tobi who she was closer to. They had their fun mind you, threesomes to be exact but there was no problems.
As for Madara, the boy made an agreement with the elder that she could be with him as long as he didn't force her into anything.
Tobi still felt sorry for him and thought this would make him happier, which it did; the raven was very content with the deal and took advantage of it whenever he could.
All in all, things were looking up…..that is, until today.
*It was just a normal day, no missions so all the Akatsuki was just there passing the time when someone knocked on the door.
Zetsu was fairly curious to who it could be but answered the door none the less, only to be greeted by…..
He just blinked several times before muttering, "What the hell?" "Nice to fucking see you too Zetsu."
Hearing that curse word only a certain jashinist would say constantly, they all turned to see Hidan and Kakuzu standing in the doorway.
There was an ominous silence before anyone dared to utter a sound or word. Sasori was the first, narrowing his eyes angrily, "What kind of depraved farce is this?"
Kakuzu growled, "This is no charade I assure you." Zetsu pursed his lips and motioned for them to come inside before losing his temper. "What the hell is this?"
Itachi observed them closely and spoke quietly, "They're alive aright." Deidara scowled, "You two better have a good excuse for this crap un!" Kisame nodded, "Why did you two fake your deaths?"
The zombie duo knew the others would be angry at them but not this badly. "Let us fucking explain, we had our reasons."
"Do tell!" Madara was leaning against the doorway, clearly not happy at all from their unexpected arrival. Kakuzu sighed, "On our previous mission, we were put in an inopportune incident." "Orochimaru fucking showed up."
Itachi flinched at the name but didn't say a word so they could continue. Madara on the other hand did, "Orochimaru? What the hell did that traitor want?"
"Hidan." Kisame furrowed his brows, "Why?"
"He's been doing research on Jashin-sama and his fucking powers, but in order to get better results he needs a jashinist, which I'm the only one he knows of."
"Be that as it may with that bastard, that doesn't explain anything?" Kakuzu growled, "That snake was persistent and was tailing us so naturally we couldn't lead him here. It would put the entire Akatsuki at jeopardy."
Sasori snorted, "You didn't have to fake your deaths though."
Hidan snapped, "We had no fucking choice, it seemed like the best idea to keep him off our fucking backs! You think we wanted to fucking hide for three months! Fuck no!"
Madara pinched the bridge of his nose, "I'm going to have a long talk with Pein about this. I bet he knew all along." Kakuzu grumbled, "We asked him not to tell to avoid information being leaked about our survival."
Madara scoffed, "For someone who's usually level-headed and intelligent you weren't thinking this plan through clearly at all! You two did NOT have to fake your deaths just to evade Orochimaru! All you had to do was lay low and give word to Pein on the circumstances and then he would relay the info to me."
Hidan rolled his eyes, "Fine, we made a fucking mistake it's not that big of deal." Zetsu frowned and spoke low and deadly, "Unfortunately it is."
"What do you mean?" "Did you not even consider how this would affect your lover?"
Hidan averted eye contact on that one, "We did it to protect her alright. If that snake found out where we lived and knew about Olivia, he might harm her. We knew she would be fucking sad and hurt but you guys were here."
Kisame glared, "You two may have thought you had the right intentions, however, you have no idea on what you've done and how wrong you were."
Kakuzu asked warily, "What do you mean?"
Deidara grumbled, "It should have been common sense that she wouldn't take the news well at all. She was practically killing herself for weeks from her heartache un."
"It took a month to get her back on her feet thanks to Tobi and Madara."
The zombie pair sulked a little before Hidan muttered, "I didn't think she's take it that badly but, we thought we were doing the right thing."
Itachi shook his head, "It wasn't sadly; you two just made her miserable."
Kakuzu groaned and rubbed the back of his head, "I only hope she can forgive us." Sasori sighed, "That's the least of your troubles right now; you two have a much bigger obstacle to deal with."
"What the fuck are you talking about?" Zetsu clarified in a serious tone, "In order for her to cope with the loss of you two she had to find it elsewhere."
Kakuzu narrowed his eyes, "Which means?" "She's lover's with someone else."
They both stood there in complete shock, hurt and anger written over their faces as well as confusion. It took several minutes before either one could say anything.
"What? How? I mean…..why the fuck!?" Kakuzu hit the table, "Damn it! How could she even consider it? It's only been three months!"
Deidara snorted, "You're surprised? What did you expect? For her to keep suffering and not find love again when her lovers are supposed to dead un?"
Hidan kicked the wall, "No of course not but this fucking soon!? How could she?"
Kisame growled, "Easy, she was lonely and in need of some love and affection. You know how she is! She needs someone to occupy her mind to keep her from thinking of her dead lovers!"
"She can't be left alone you two know that or she depresses herself unintentionally. Olivia's always been like that because of her past. She doesn't want to be alone anymore."
Kakuzu hated to admit it but they were right. How could they not have even considered it? Chewing his lower lip underneath his mask he mumbled the question he didn't want to even ask. "Who's her lover?"
No one answered so they began to guess. "Blondie?" "No un." "Kisame? Sasori?"
Both accused shook their heads and Hidan practically yelled, "OH FUCK NO! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME IT'S MADARA!"
Said man rolled his eyes, "Sadly but no." Zetsu thought this was too interesting, "Tobi is her lover idiots."
Kakuzu and Hidan mouths dropped. "Tobi? Are you fucking serious?" "Very?"
The miser shook his head in denial, "No that can't be, surely she would have gotten together with Deidara." The blonde smirked a little and mumbled, "Well, I was willing for it but Danna said no un."
All eyes went to the red head but he said nothing, so his lover told the reason. "Danna simply doesn't like to share. He wouldn't have minded just them two or all three of us together, but if were her and myself alone he would get jealous un."
Kakuzu grumbled, "Makes sense I guess but what about you Kisame?" The shark shrugged but glanced down at Itachi, who just blushed a tad. Kisame wanted to be there for Itachi and the raven wasn't in love with her so it wouldn't work.
Hidan focused his attention on Zetsu, "How could you fucking let him take her?" "I gave him my permission because he asked me first and I knew he loved her. How you lot never noticed is beyond me."
"What's Madara's excuse then?" Said man glared, "I have no excuse fool, she chose Tobi but I can be with her as well."
Kakuzu almost roared, "You slept with her!?" "Yes I have and she loves it!"
Sasori and Zetsu both had to restrain Kakuzu and Hidan from attacking the elder, but their attempted slaughter didn't last long when a certain someone came into the hallway.
Olivia stood there like a statue, staring blankly at her lovers whom she believed was dead for three months. Her heart began to race and tears were streaming down her eyes instantly.
She couldn't bring herself to say a word and shook her head in disbelief. Zetsu and Sasori let go of the two men as Hidan made his way to her slowly. He reached out to touch her cheek when she slapped his hand away, running back into her room letting out her sorrows all over again.
"Fuck." Yes, they hurt her terribly indeed though they meant not to. Hidan took a much needed deep breath, "It's ok, all we have to fucking do is get her to dump the boy or Tobi to let her go right?"
Zetsu was appalled Hidan suggested such a thing but said nothing, it was the grief talking. "Yes." "Shouldn't fucking be too hard?"
Kakuzu knew his lover was wrong but it was proven when Tobi just walked in the living room from the balcony door. Once the boy saw them he slammed his fist into Hidan's jaw before doing the same to the miser.
Breathing heavily the boy seethed, "That's for hurting Tobi's Olivee and making her cry!" He stomped off to her room as they merely sat on the floor wiping the blood from their lips.
This was going to be harder than they thought.
TBC:
