Me: So yes, after a very long time, we're back. Well...I am. I have a confession – I've finally killed S!

S: No, you haven't! I'm sitting right next to you eating a muffin!

Me: Drat! Drat! And DOUBLE DRAT! I did come close though – I told y'all I hated her!

S: I'm still plotting my revenge though!

Me: S, we're seven chapters in and you still haven't got this so called revenge.

S:...FUCK YOU!

Me: Sigh. AngelOfDarkness1959, that one was fast, but we apologise for this one not being so fast. Unforeseen circumstances saw to that – in both of our lives

S: DarkDancer07, yes Sarousch really was that bad! And hey, don't feel any sympathy for Hollie! That bitch didn't even watch the whole thing like I did! I'm the one who suffered here!

Me: Yeah it killed half her brain cells! Not that she had many to begin with... *RUNS*

S: YOU BETTER RUN! *coughs* SideshowJazz1, thank you for the review! It seems Hunchback 2 is rather infamous when it comes to shitty Disney sequels, eh?

Me: Aslansphoenix, ahaha! New blood! *regains composure.* Thanks for your review – we love the idea of being crazy! In fact, we should write a book on the joys of being completely insane! Shouldn't we S?

S: It'd probably be a best seller! How to be crazy in a productive way to society! Writer-in-the-making16, oh dear we hope you don't laugh yourself to death because we've got another funny chapter here! I love Facilier and yes his voice was amazing! I'd dare say he was what made the film so good! Doesn't mean we're not going to take the utter piss out of him! *Grins evilly*

Me MUAHAHAHAHA! Strawberry jelly – red for more new blood! Why thank you very much for your flattering comments! S is laughing while lying in her coffin with her arms crossed! I, in the meantime am hanging upside down on a pole.

S: I better be like one of those vampires from Salem's Lot or Let the Right One In! (¬_¬)

Me: Don't worry, S! Not even I hate you enough to make you a Meyerpire!

S: SilverWolf1499, we're glad to have a new reviewer and even gladder to see that you enjoyed are chapter and are looking forward to the next one! Yes Facilier is awesome but he also had one of the most messed up Disney deaths I've ever seen!

Dr Facilier

S: This villain was great and reminded me of the old Disney villains during the 'golden age', like Ursula, Scar and Jafar. He was evil and willing to do despicable things for selfish, desperate reasons, but he had this likeability factor about him. Still deserved that was coming to him in the end!

Me: And what might that be, S? I never saw the film.

S: Just like Rasputin from Anastasia (Which ISN'T a Disney film!); his talisman that allows him to control his 'friends on the other side' is broken. Having had enough of his failings, they promptly grab his animated shadow and himself, and devour them, taking them to the spirit world while his grave with his screaming face carved on it is left behind.

Me: Jesus...

S: Thing is, he wasn't nearly as much as a dick as some Disney villains are! He actually tries to reason with Tiana, although whether he would have kept his bargain with her is another thing...

Me: Should we get started on the gravestone?

S: Yes!

Here Lies Dr. Facilier

Born – How the Hell are we supposed to know? They never reveal their birthday! We'll say sometime in the 1800s!

Died – 1926

. This is what happens when you sell your soul to demons!

. He had one Hell of a good song!

. He wasn't ready!

. He should have taken down Tiana when he had the chance.

S: Why do they ALWAYS brag when they have the hero in their grasp?

Me: Just a villain trait, S. Look at Voldemort!

S: I want to see one villain who, instead of talking so much about how great they are, just kills the hero and be done with it! Just shoot or stab them right there!

Me: S, don't you think that's a little graphic for a Disney film?

S: And being eating alive by hyenas isn't? Being dragged into the demon world through a voodoo mouth isn't?

Me: Ah! But that gives a good moral to kids! Don't mess with the dark arts and you won't be dragged to Hell!

S: Then how do you explain, 'Drag me to Hell'?

Me: Quite easily, a bitter old bitch with a chip on her shoulder!

S: ಠ_ಠ ...And that's excuses everything that happens in the film? The 'good person' goes to Hell in the end, and it's simply excused because it was a bitter, old, bitch who was responsible?

Me: Oh shut the Hell up, S! You know I'm right!

S: Whatever! I'm going to do the song!

Go ahead and disrespect him now!

Feel free to insult and scorn!

He's not in this world,

But in hell.

And he's wishing he'd never been born!

And he's wishing he'd never been born!

Stand now, before his grave.

Do not shed a tear.

It's his own goddamn fault that he's now in, the place that all of us fear.

He should have foreseen it.

It might have saved his life.

Just like Rasputin, he was a fool.

Selling his soul caused such strife.

What could he do?

Nothing to do!

He now deserves all the scorn.

And he's wishing he'd never been born!

And he's wishing he'd never been born!

Oh God, oh God, the fires burn.

His body, and his soul, for freedom he does yearn.

Oh God, oh God, forgive me!

I know it's wrong, but reading this, I'm filled with glee!

S: I... I... I feel so ashamed of myself!

Me: Aww, don't cry S !

S: It's not as good as the rest! It was so hard to do Facilier's song and it's too long to get to the best bit at the end!

Me: There, there, S! You have Lady Tremaine to look forward to next! You get to write another poem!

S: YAY! :D

Me: Until next time folks! If we have time, we'll do it tomorrow!