Me: Im back and freddy is to!
Freddy: No im in a comma
Me: Works for me
Ulrich:
Aah,
an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals
of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get
any better than this?
Odd:
Oh,hi Ulrich!!
Ulrich:
#sigh#
Hi Odd.
Odd:
Hey Rod, you'll never
Guess what happened
to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me
and talking to me
Ulrich:
That's very interesting.
Odd:
He
was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I
think he might've thought I was gay!
Ulrich:
Ahem, so, uh,
why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?
Odd:
Oh, you don't
have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...
Ulrich:
I'm
NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met,
okay?
I'm trying to read.
Odd:
Oh, I didn't mean
anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be
able to talk about.
Ulrich:
I don't want to talk about
it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!
Odd:
Yeah,
but...
Ulrich:
OVER!!!
Me: Alright kiddies! Time to sing along!!!
Freddy: YEAH MAN! SINGIN!
Odd:
Well, okay, but just so you know
—
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D
LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD
FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT
GAY.)
Ulrich:
Nicky, please!
I am trying to
read...
What?!
Odd:
IF YOU WERE QUEER
Ulrich:
Ah,
Nicky!
Odd:
I'D STILL BE HERE,
Ulrich:
Nicky, I'm
trying to read this book.
Odd:
YEAR AFTER
YEAR
Ulrich:
Nicky!
Odd:
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO
ME,
Ulrich:
Argh!
Odd:
AND I KNOW THAT
YOU
Ulrich:
What?
Odd:
WOULD ACCEPT ME
TOO,
Ulrich:
I would?
Odd:
IF I TOLD YOU
TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT
GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
Ulrich:
High
Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
Odd:
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER
TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
Ulrich:
Nicky,
that's GROSS!
Odd:
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D
SHOUT HOORAY!
Ulrich:
I am not listening!
Odd:
AND
HERE I'D STAY,
Ulrich:
La la la la la!
Odd:
BUT I
WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
Ulrich:
Aaaah!
Odd:
YOU
CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL
YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY
SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
Ulrich:
BUT I'M
NOT GAY!
Odd:
If you were gay.
Ulrich:
Argh!
Me: Hope you liked it! It truely is a funny song!
Freddy: THis
is one I really liked!
Me: Thank you.
