Title: Tit for tat
Theme: Set #1 - Mother
Claim:Shanks
Words: 199
Rating:T
Warnings: One bad word with unpleasant connotations? I guess?
Disclaimers:I don't own One Piece.


"I don't believe this," Shanks groaned. "You...and Shakky?" It was like finding his best friend in bed with his mom.

"What's there not to believe?" Benn asked calmly. "We have a lot in common. We like to read, we both smoke..."

"But she's old enough to be your mother!" Shanks protested. In some ways, she practically was Shanks' mother...

"It's not like the age difference matters. And she looks even younger than me. Don't you, my dear?" Benn looked up with a smile as Shakky came through the doors that led to the kitchen behind the bar, draping her arms around his neck and giving him a peck on the cheek.

Shanks gibbered at them incomprehensibly for a moment, then keeled backwards in a dead faint.

"Oh my," Shakky said, an enigmatic smile on her face as she unwrapped her arms from around Benn and went to examine Shanks, who appeared to be frothing at the mouth. "He really fell for it, didn't he?"

Benn merely took out his notebook, flipped the page to "Stratagems for Revenge, Category: Mindfuck", licked his tip of his pencil and put a satisfied checkmark against #392.


A/N: Not sure what Shanks did to deserve this... It's just a joke here, but I think Benn x Shakky would make a great pair :-) As usual, let me know what you think! :-D