A New Villain

A New Villain

Perry felt so bad now. He had broken the agent code and let his family see his secret lair where he did all of his agent stuff. While the family was shocked for the most part, Phineas was highly impressed.

"Wow, this is so cool," he said, "It's just like the lab Ferb built me."

"I told you, Phineas, I…" Ferb started as Phineas covered his mouth and said, "Not now, Ferb. I wanna check this place out some more."

Ferb sighed. Why was it that this was the one time Phineas didn't bother to listen to him? It was true that at a point, the two had accidentally stumbled upon this lab before, but since Perry wasn't there, Phineas only assumed that Ferb had invented the whole thing along with their secret agent mission.

As Candace just started to freak out, Perry turned on a big screen TV as the face of Major Monogram appeared.

"Oh, good, you're here, Agent P," he said, "Well, the robot has only gotten much more powerful and continues to get stronger. Since you and Doofenshmirtz both failed to stop it, we're going to send other agents to help you thwart this threat."

Then he froze when he looked up and saw a bunch of other people in the room. He blinked and ducked under his chair.

"Karl, who are those people?" he asked his faithful intern who shrugged and said, "I assume those are Agent P's human masters."

Monogram looked up when Perry let out a low growl and replied, "You mean to tell me that you let your family know your deep dark secret? Oh, for shame, Agent P. And to make matters worse, I even brought up that there were other agents. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to erase your memories and strip you of your power, Agent P."

Perry let down a tear and sighed with defeat as Candace, once again feeling these caring feelings she'd never had before, got in the way and snapped, "NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME!!"

"Hey, it's that human disguise Agent P was wearing once," Monogram said, clearly referring to the time when Perry and Candace went through a couple of teleporters and switched brains.

"Please, I would rather not speak of that again," Candace grumbled, "Look, I have pretty much seen things much weirder than my pet platypus actually doing something, let alone being an agent. My brothers invent stuff that shouldn't even be possible everyday! This is the most normal thing I have ever seen from this family!"

Monogram was silent while Karl was actually turned on by this yelling. He felt like such a dork now.

"Look," Candace said, "I don't know much about Perry's business, but seeing as you call upon him more often than the others, he must be your best. We won't tell anyone about this, but please, allow Perry to at the very least stop Brandon."

"That was beautiful," Lawrence said as Candace replied, "I have no idea where that came from."

Monogram hadn't expected that either, but he had to admit, the girl had a point. Perry was truly their most faithful agent and he was more loyal than the others. Perry also clearly cared about his family more than anything.

While it often seemed like he was ignoring them and merely using them for shelter and food, he actually loved them. He loved it when Phineas and Ferb at least gave him some time to enjoy the things that they created. He loved it when Linda fed him his precious platypus food made mostly from worms. He also loved how Phineas and Ferb had invented a wooden toy based off of him.

"Well, Agent P, I hope you appreciate all the help I'm giving you," Monogram said as Phineas finally recognized his face and said, "Hey, that's the coronal who gave us our mission once."

"Please, I am an army major," Monogram said, "I outrank the coronal!"

With that, Perry turned to his family, took off his agent hat and looked down at the ground with shame in his eyes. He had broken so many rules today, and they had saved him. He didn't deserve to be an agent anymore.

"Cheer up, Perry," Phineas said, "We used to think you were just some dumb pet. Now we know better."

Perry looked up as the boy stated, "You are the coolest dumb pet we ever had! Forget the other dumb pets. How many other pet owners have secret agents as their pets?"

Perry shifted his eyes around like a ninja in response to that. The truth was that every city and town had one agent posing as a house pet.

Linda placed a hand on Perry's shoulder and said, "Well, you go out and save the world."

Perry realized that for once, this was easier said than done. For once, Perry was faced with an enemy he couldn't beat. But then again, he was really close now. Maybe he could do it.

"Hey, no worries," Phineas said, "We can help you."

"Oh no you don't!" Linda snapped as Candace said, "Mom, as much as it pains me to admit this, they are the only ones here who actually have what it takes to help against a giant robot."

Linda had to admit, this was a difficult situation. If Phineas and Ferb didn't get involved, there was a big chance the city would be destroyed followed by the world. She had to just accept defeat and let them do whatever they could.

And so, they went into the garage as Doofenshmirtz joined them and said, "Look, I don't know why you can't ask for my help. I have genius inventions too."

Then there was a silence as he looked down at the ground and said, "Alright, let's see what these kids can do."

And so, Ferb took out the 3 blueprints from this morning.

"Since we made a rocket already, we can either build our own giant robot or make a new kind of cheese," Phineas said.

To everyone in the area, this was a no-brainer. Even Phineas realized that there was only one thing to do.

"We'll invent a new type of cheese!" he suggested as Ferb glanced at him and shook his head.

The cow mooed and put on a business hat as she exited the room. She wasn't going to stand for this kind of treatment.

And so the stepbrothers started on their robot. It was very complicated and they needed to buy a number of supplies, and soon they came to a realization.

"For once, we can't do it," Phineas said, "The whole city doesn't have enough supplies for us. Even the leftover parts from our other metal-based inventions don't seem to be enough."

Ferb thought about this and for once said, "I think I have an idea."

"Is it another secret lab?" Phineas asked as Ferb smacked his forehead and said, "I did not invent that lab. It was Perry's lab. SHEESH!!"

It felt good to finally let that out. Then Ferb called up the very people he knew he could turn to, The Fireside Girls Troop 46231.

They were the local girl scout group guided by Isabella. They liked music and never had been seen without a smile on their faces. They usually counted on Phineas and Ferb to help get their badges. Very little was known about them though. They were mostly little helpers or supportive citizens who were there when Phineas needed assistance. Sadly, Isabella was the only member in the troop whose name was actually known. There was a girl named Gretchen, but no one actually knew which one that was since Isabella said it when the whole group was together.

And so, the girl scouts came by on their bicycles as fast as they could as Ferb handed them special devices.

"Put these onto the 5 biggest vehicles you can find," Phineas said as the girls gave him a salute and rushed off.

(If you can't already tell, this is leading to a Power Rangers reference)

Brandon was laughing insanely causing more mindless damage and chaos when the girl scouts had managed to find 5 fairly big vehicles. One was an airplane, one was a bulldozer, one was a cruise ship, one was an underground train and the last one was a big model of the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo.

And so, Ferb pressed a button as the vehicles came together. They opened up and started to form into a big robot. Sadly, they fit so poorly that after assembling, all 5 of them exploded.

"That was pointless," Candace said with disgust as Perry slapped his forehead.

"Not quite," Phineas said, "We can use the metal from them to finish the giant robot."

Ferb gave Phineas thumbs up as the family just stared in shock. All that work and that was his actual plan? To blow up other people's vehicles for spare parts? Well, it worked, so who were they to complain right now?

And so, Phineas climbed into the big robot and sang, "Look at this. This is our robot. We built out of robot parts and cooking pots. We also had to destroy 5 useful vehicles to make this robot complete, controlling it just gives me chills."

Then Ferb and Perry joined him as Phineas pressed a button ordering the robot to dance like he had first done when he built the robot versions of himself and Ferb.

"This is our very own giant robot," Phineas sang, "We made it in an hour for battle. We're going to beat that Brandon with parts from a cooking pot, and we will cause his head to rattle! This is the ultimate giant robot!"

The robot then did an overdramatic pose as Phineas had ordered it to and started to stamp through the town ready to action.

Doofenshmirtz just stared in aw and said, "I must admit, I'm impressed."

Then he ran over to it and shouted, "WAIT FOR ME! BRANDON'S MY NEW NEMESIS TOO!!"

"I'm going too," Candace said, as Linda just placed a hand on her shoulder and shook her head. This wasn't for someone who didn't know a thing about piloting a huge machine.