Ok, i can explain y i didn't update for a month, first had a virus which wiped out my stories, so i had to wait for my computer to b fixed, then my dad decided to get us all new computers and well there goes ALL my stories i was working on, that i typed up, then i used my my comp to type up another story then my dad decided to "fix" it again,and now it doesn'tget microsoft word, making this hard, so i have to go to the library to type this up. Oh and i hatetyping too, i men i love to write, but typing up wat i wrote pidsses me off. Well enjoy.
Ino stepped in front of the guys and asked a question none of them, not even Shikamaru knew the answer for.
"So, what bra size do you guys wear?"
"Uh, what size do we wear…?" Shikamaru re-asked.
"Yeah, you know, bra size, like a 34 C, or a 32 A," Nara explained
"Oh yeah, sorry, I had a blonde moment!" shouted Naruto "I wear a… umm… 45 N!" All the girls stared at him for a while then started to crack up.
"A 45N? That's funny, I mean your boobs are big and all…" Tenten said.
"But they aren't that big," Temari finished. "Do you guys even know your bra sizes?" All the guys shook their heads in shame.
"Ok, wow, it looks like we have a lot of work ahead of us," Sakura muttered. "Ok girls, take your shopping buddy and get them measured ok? Then after about 1 hour of shopping here we'll split up and go our separate ways," Each guy was taken by the wrist and dragged to a different part of the store.
"OK, so do you know how to do this?" Ino asked. Kiba shook his head.
"Ok, then I'll have to show you how, is that ok with you, or is that too uncomfortable?
"No not uncomfortable at all, actually that'd be great, I mean thank you so much for doing this," he said eagerly.
Ino stripped off her red Hollister shirt and bent down to get the tape measure off the floor. While she was down there Kiba couldn't help but notice how delicious her ass looked in her jeans. 'Damn, if her ass looks that good in jeans I wonder how good they'll look out of them, I need to- 'He was torn away from his dirty thought when Ino noticed him staring at her.
"What? Does my butt look big in these jeans?" Ino asked franticly.
"No, it looks perfect," Kiba said, and Ino gave him a small smile, which meant 'thanks'
"Ok, well first we have to make sure you're wearing a comfortable bra, and since you don't have one, take this," she turned around and took a bra from a rack and handed it to him. "Then measure right below the boobs, at the ribs," she wrapped the tape measure around her ribs and measured. "Ok, once you have your measurement you either add 5, if it's below 33, but if it's above 33 then add 3," she explained. Kiba tilted his head to the left and gave her a confused look.
"Ok, you're still not getting this. Take me for example; I'm a 29, so I'll add 5, which is 34 even, got it?"
"I think so," Kiba muttered.
"Cool, but we're not done yet, measure the fullest part of your boobs, or the bust as people call it." Ino then demonstrated it's 36, so you subtract the first number from the last," Ino instructed.
"I'm not the smartest person, so this supposed 'Simple math' is actually really difficult, so could you do this part for me?" Kiba begged. Ino playfully rolled her eyes at him.
"Fine, 36 minus 34 is 2, which is a B cup, got it?" Ino asked.
"Not really, but I'll try anyway, pass me the tape measure," Kiba said.
"Ok, but go into the changing room," Ino suggested. Kiba walked into the dressing room and tried to remember everything that Ino taught him. After 5 minutes of measuring, re-measuring, adding, subtracting and re-subtracting, he finally got his size.
"I'm a 36 C," Kiba said.
"Cool, now we can finally shop!" She squealed as she dragged him around the store, passing Naruto and Hinata.
"Ok, Naru, for the 6th time, you measure around your rib cage, if it's 33 or less you add 5, if it's more you add 3, then u measure your bust, and once you get that number subtract the rib number from the bust number. The difference is your cup size, so your bra size would be you rib size, with the number and your cup size," Hinata explained very slowly this time.
"Ahh! I still don't get it!" Naruto whined.
'Ok, then measure me and I'll walk you through it," whispered Hinata, embarrassed.
"Ok!" Naruto said energetically. Hinata picked up the tape measure and tossed it to him. He caught it and walked over to her.
"Don't you have to take off your shirt for this?" Naruto asked, faking innocence.
"Oh yeah," Hinata took off her shirt and Naruto got another look at her boobs. He never really realized them until yesterday, but now they were all he could think about. He was in love with them, and wanted nothing more than to give them a little squeeze.
"Naru, are you going to start soon? It's getting a little cold here," Hinata commented.
"Ok, well, where do I start first?" He asked.
"Measure around the ribs, below the bust." She instructed. Naruto snuck up behind he and wrapped the tape around her ribs. He tried to look at the tape but all he could see was her perfectly rounded boobs, it was like another perverted Naruto was asking over his brain.
"What does it say? " Hinata finally asked.
"Ok, um can't see it," he said.
"Oh, sorry about that," Hinata moved them up and looked at the measure. "31, now add 5 since it's under 33,"
"Um, 36?"
"Yup, now measure the fullest part of my boobs" Hinata directed.
"W-what?" Naruto stuttered. 'What the hell, I get to measure the best boobs ever made? Lord, if this is a dream, please don't wake me up.' He thought.
"Take the measure and measure around my bust," she took Naruto's hands and wrapped them around herself. "See, like this, except my arms aren't in the way," she gently let go of him. "Ok, go," she lifted up her arms just enough so Naruto could slip his hand around to measure. "Ok, good, now what does it say?"
"Um, 37" He said while keeping his eyes on the round this mounted on Hinata's chest. 'Gotta touch 'em, gotta touch 'em, gotta touch 'em' he thought as the perverted side took over.
"Ok, so 37 minus 33 is 4 which means I'm a eek!" Hinata squealed as she felt her boobs being squeezed. "What was that?" she whispered.
Just then the little bit of common sense, if he had any at all, kicked in 'Oh crap I'm a girl, and I'm pretty sure the straight ones don't grope each other' Naruto thought.
"Oh, sorry, the tape measure was stuck and I had to get it off?" he replied.
"Um ok? Well anyway, 37 minus 33 is…?
"4!" he shouted.
"Yup," Hinata said with a giggle. Naru's hyperness and was happy outlook on life were growing on her. "So that means I'm a…"
"A D cup!" he shouted. "So you're a 36 D!"
"Uh huh, ok so now it's your turn," Hinata said. Naruto measured around his bust and ribs and all the while he was halfway sticking his tongue out and his eyes squinting. After 10 minutes of pure concentration (A/N a new record for Naruto, lol) Naruto picked up his head, his eyes sparkling.
"I'm a 34 C!" He exclaimed proudly.
"Great now let's go shopping," Hinata said shyly, she took his hand and lead him past Nara and Gaara.
"ok, so do you get it?" Nara asked calmly.
"Uh, yeah?" Gaara said as he tangled himself from the tape measure. Nara giggled t him and untangled him. "If you need help all you have to do is ask. Goodness you 're acting like such a guy," she observed.
"Yeah, sorry about that, I was practically raised by my brother," He lied.
"It's ok, I was too," she said sadly. Nara's eyes started to tear up as her smile sunk. With any other person Gaara would have left until the crying stopped, but a strange impulse took him over. He took Nara and gave her a hug. Yes, you read right, Gaara was hugging and comforting someone.
"Thank you," she whispered into his shoulder.
"No problem," he muttered when they separated.
"Sorry about that," she whispered. She picked up her head and smiled at him "Ok, so what do you not get about this?"
"The whole 'if you're under/over 33' thing." He said, embarrassed.
Ok, well measure your ribs, under the bust,"
"It says 33,"
"so, you add 5 since it's at/under 33" Nara explained. "So I'm a 38," he measured his bust. "38C""
"Wow, you beat me by a whole lot; I'm only a 34B,"
"No, that's good, you're pretty just the way you are," Gaara defended (A/N: Did Gaara just compliment someone? o.O)
"Really? Thank you," Nara gave Gaara another friendly hug. When they were pulling away from each other Gaara had another strange impulse take him over, and before he knew what he was doing he was, quickly, moving closer to her and in less than a split second her was kissing her! It lasted about two seconds, but it was still a kiss! As soon as Gaara realized what he was doing, and what he was at that moment he pulled away. When he did he noticed Nara was staring at him, mouth ajar, and eyes wide open.
"Um, I can explain," Gaara started. "You had something on your lips,"
"And you got it off with your mouth?" Nara whispered.
"Well, you see I would have-"Nara cut him off.
"Ai, let's just promise to forget this happened, ok?" Nara whispered, with her eyes closed.
"But I can explain-"Gaara was cut off once again.
""Ai, let's just forget this and move on," Nara pleaded.
"Ok, it never happened," Gaara mumbled sadly. She was glad she wasn't mad at him but that kiss, as unexpected as it was, it meant something to him. It was his first kiss and he didn't want to forget it. Even
if he was a girl and the girls he kissed didn't want it, and she thought he was a girl, it was wonderful because she was his dream girl.
"OK, well, let's go shopping now," Nara said as she pulled a reluctant Gaara after her past a poster and past two very bored girls.
"There's a poster, you figure it out genius," Temari said as she sat down on a couch, looking around for something to do.
"Troublesome," Shikamaru mumbled as he read the poster that said 'How to determine your size' "What the hell…" he read the poster about 5 times, and still didn't get it, he felt like Naruto. 'Gah, figuring out your bra size shouldn't be this hard!!' he thought.
"Having a little trouble?" Temari asked, holding back laughter.
"Yeah, I don't understand any of this, like, what the hell is a bust?" Shikamaru asked, confused beyond comprehension.
"Ok, get me the tape measure," Temari commanded. Shikamaru gave her the tape measure, and before he knew it she was behind him, wrapping her arms around him. Shikamaru's face immediately turned red.
"W-what are you doing?" he stuttered.
"Measuring your rib cage, like the poster says," Shikamaru looked at the poster and there it was 'Measure ribcage, below breasts.'
"Oh, well, I'm feeling a little stupid," Shikamaru admitted.
Temari giggled a little and then rolled her eyes. "You should, I mean it even goes step by step. Ok, so it says that you should measure your ribs below your boobs, which is the top pet of your boobs," She let go of the tape measure and let him do it. "Ok, what does it say?"
""29," he replied.
"Ok, so now measure your bust, or the fullest part of your boobs, like the roundest part," she explained.
"ok, it's 36, so now what?"
"Add 5 to the 29, then subtract the ribcage size with the added number from your bust number, if the difference is 1 it's A, 2; it's B, 3; it's C and so on.
"ok, so I'm a 36B,"
"See, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out," Temari joked.
"Pretty damn close to it though," he muttered.
"Then it's perfect for a genius like you, I bet you have rocket scientist down, so stop being a baby,"
"Wow, was there a hidden compliment in there?" he asked.
"Nope, if I were to give you a compliment, even a small one, you'd know it,"
"How?" Temari got off the couch and walked towards him until they were nose to nose, she smiled a sweet innocent smile.
"You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen," she whispered.
"Um, why? T-they're just b-brown," he stuttered out.
"Because they go so well with your amazingly beautiful smile,"
"T-thanks," he whispered, his face turning red, Temari smiled at him one more time and turned around.
"And that's what a compliment from me sounds like, and your reaction's exactly why I don't give them away" she said. "Come, on, let's go bra shopping," She walked away, and Shikamaru followed, still in shock.
"Ok, you know how to do this, right? Or do I have to explain it to you again?"Sakura said slowly.
"32BB, probably two cups bigger than your flat chest," Sasuke commented.
"God, why does everything that comes out of your mouth an insult?" Sakura asked.
"Because it's fun to annoy you," He said with a smirk.
""Ugh, couldn't have guessed, I'm a 32 C, happy? Mine are bigger than yours,"
"Prove it," he challenged.
"Why do I need to prove anything to you?" she sneered.
"Because if you don't I'll always think mine are bigger and better than yours," he explained.
""Give me the damn tape measure," she demanded. Sasuke handed her the tape measure, she snatched it out of his hands, striped her shirt off, and measured.
"Ribs: 27," She moved the measuring tape up. "Bust: 30. I'm a 32 C, which is ½ a cup bigger than yours.
"Ok, you win, your boobs are the best in the world," he said, trying to sound sarcastic. He didn't really need to lie about that, he was really enjoying her with no shirt on, he could spend the rest of his life like this.
"Ok, will you stop making fun of me now?" she asked.
"Nah, it's too fun,"
"Please?" She pleaded.
""Nope, sorry,"
"Fine, but keep it up and there's no chance of us ever being friends,"
""I doubt that, I have a way with people," He said with a smirk.
"Fine, but it's your fault, Well, I have to take you shopping now, so let the torture begin," she mumbled the last part silently.
"Ok, So let's make this quick, I hate this kind of shopping, it creeps the hell out of me," Tenten admitted.
"Why? I mean it's just bra shopping, isn't this what girls do?" Neji asked while he was reading the poster. Tenten was sitting crossed legged on the floor, throwing a stress ball at the wall.
"Not all girls, I mean walking around shopping for bras and underwear so openly? It's kind of embarrassing,"
"Yeah, but we're all girls here, so isn't it ok?" Neji asked.
"In case you haven't noticed I'm not like most girls. I don't have fun shopping or talking about boys, I'd much rather be kicking their ass in sports. Being in places like this make me feel like the odd man out, like look over there," She pointed at a couple of girls laughing and giggling while shopping for underwear. "I would never be able to do that here; I mean I bet they aren't even talking about something mildly interesting."
:you've never laughed with your friends before?"
"No, I have, but we're usually laughing at someone falling or how stupid girls like that are. I just don't belong in the female world, I'm just too different," Tenten said sadly.
"Different isn't always bad, it could be cool too," I'm a 32 C," He said as he put the tape measure down.
Weel, let's get this over with," Tenten said asshe stood up.
"Why not do something fun? I mean at least every one's putting on a happy face, well except for the pinky and Suki," Neji obsevered.
"Nothing's fun about bra shopping," Tenten grumbled.
"Well, then let's make it fun," Neji said, trying to convince her.
""Ok, Ari, you can try, but you brought his on yourself," Tenten said. "Welcome to Hell,"
Hope you likd it! i know it weasn't as perverted as ppl might have wanted, but i've never been bra shoppin with a dude(thank god) so idk how they would react. Yes i know imade kiba waaay perveted but it was funny, and idk y i made Gaara kiss Nara, or Temari give out a compliment, it just happened. And i made tenten be a little sensitive so i could show tomboys have feelings too(i know, i am one and i feel the same way as her.) Wel, review plz, it makes me feel warm and tingly inside!
Oh and to Spaz-chan, The next chapter(or at least one part of it) is dedicated to you, thanks fotr the idea!
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