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After a bogus explanation on why there wasn't a party ready by Ichigo, everyone decided to just lounge around in the living room. Keigo was the only one whining about not having a party after he went and bought a bunch of party supplies though everyone warned him not to. Of course the talk of the night was the match Yoruichi had with Kirona. Then Rukia began teasing Ichigo about how he couldn't control himself any longer. Once everything had settled down for a bit, Yoruichi looked up at Ichigo getting his attention and whispering in his ear.
"Well? Do you think now is a good time to let everyone know?"
"Like I said before, everything is all up to you. You could let then know now, or just wait a couple more months and have everyone think you're getting fat."
The last remark earned him a slight hit to the chest. Taking his hand into hers, she led him into the middle of the room. This caused everyone to turn their attention towards them, some already having a feeling of what was to come. Ichigo wrapped his arms around Yoruichi, placings his hands on her stomach as she placed her hands on his.
"In the mist of all the drama that has been going on, Ichigo and I would like to announce that......we are expecting a child. Some of you may have already guessed it, so........yea we're having a little one."
Mostly everyone had their eyes wide open with their jaws hanging. Those who were already let in on the secret still expressed some type of surprise. Out of nowhere, the sound of a party blower came ringing into everyones ears. Ichigo being annoyed from it, turned to see Keigo smiling with the blower in his hand. He didn't even have to give him words, a simple look was all it took(The implied face palm look XD). The first to applaud was Byakuya followed by everyone else. Soon everyone came to hug and congratulate them on their gift. Yoruichi heard some sort of whimpering sound coming from behind her and noticed it was Isshin cradled in a feedle position.
"Um Ichigo, what's wrong with your dad?"
"Nothing. He's just being himself again. You'll see in three, two, one...."
"OHHHHHH MASAKI!!!!! It has finally come true! Our son is finally bringing us a grandchild into the world!" Running over to the large portrait of his late wife, Isshin continued his dramatic scene until Karin put a stop to it. Yuzu ran towards them followed by Karin behind her. Both the girls gave them tight hugs celebrating an addition to the family.
"Congratulations Yoruichi-san. Now your really be part of our family. I can't believe we're going to be aunts, right Karin?"
"Yea, that was really a 'shocker'. Let's just hope our little niece or nephew doesn't turn out to be like Ichi-nii, or they might walk around with a scowl on all day."
A vein popped out the corner of Ichigo's forehead. This had to be like the 10th time someone made the same comment about his kids having his scowl. "Why does everyone keep saying that? How do you know the baby is going to look like me? Maybe it would take after Yoruichi."
"Let's hope so, because this world really does not need another Ichigo Kurosaki."
Of course Rukia always had to add in her two sense, which was always at the wrong moment, usually leading to an argument between the two.
"Yea, yea Rukia. Always throwing in a small comment. It goes perfect with your small size, midget."
Before he realized it, a shoe came flying across his face. How Rukia managed to get her shoe off and slap him with it in a matter of seconds was beyond them. She may even be worse than Hiyori. Orihime and Tatsuki had to grab Rukia from doing anymore damage to him. After the minor quarrel, everyone resided to their rooms, all except Keigo had never been inside Ichigo's manor.
"Ichigo!!!!! Can I spend the night here please? Its so cool here. How come you never invited me here? Why does everyone else get to stay? I thought we were friends. How come you never-"
"KEIGO!!!!! If I say yes, will you stop talking?!"
"Well yes, but how come you never-"
"The couch folds out. Sheets are in the third closet on your left. Good night!"
As he walked back into his room, he saw his lady laying down on the bed in a seductive manor waiting for him to return. Looking out the door once more to make sure no one was still outside, he locked the door and made his way back to the bed. Locked into each others arms, they began another heated make out session which resulted in Yoruichi's victory of the tongue battle. Afterwards they laid there in bed, none talking, but just gathering the thoughts that were running through their minds. In a matter of months they would both be parents. There would be so much to do in so little time. Doctor appointments, shopping for the baby, parenting classes, redecoratedding a room fit for a newborn, so much. On top of that she would have to finally introduce Ichigo to her family, something she had been trying to avoid for a while.
'Great. Now he's going to have to meet them. I can't just show up to mother with her grandchild with no father along with it. Shit, even if I tell her I'm pregnant, she is gonna go crazy and tell me to get my ass back to soul society. I guess I'm just going to have to wait and see how this plays out. I wonder what he's gonna think about this.'
"Ichigo?"
"Yea?"
"How do you feel about meeting my family?"
"They can't be as bad as mine, so I'm not worried. Why do you ask?"
"Well since we're having a baby and all, I guess its only right for my family to know about us and the baby right?"
"Of course. I can't wait to see them. Let's just hope our families don't meet each other to soon. So when do you plan on going to visit them?"
"Oh. In a month or two. I don't want to jump into anything right now. You never know what can happen. Though its a very, very small chance, we may even break up."
"I doubt that. There can't possibly be any reason for us to split. It not like I'll cheat on you or anything. The same goes for you right?
"Mmmmm, I don't know. I mean if I meat someone bigger, its goodbye for you. Plus you've been slacking lately."
"WHAT?! What the hell are you talking about? You would leave me like that?"
"Would you just relax, I was only joking around. Like there's anyone as big as you. Anyways, when is it again pregnant women can't have sex anymore?"
"Doctors usually say at 6 months its best to stop. But we got a couple of months before that happens, so let's not waste any of it. When my son comes home you won't have anytime to do it like how you always force me to."
"Um, excuse me? First of all, I do not force you as you can see from today's incident. Second, we are having a girl and she's going to be a little princess just like I was."
"What?! Ok today was one time where I couldn't control myself, the other times your the one that locks me in the room and says pants off. And like I said before, your SON is going to grow up just like his dad did."
"Your DAUGHTER is going to be smart and wise just like her mother. Kami forbid she gets anything from her thug of a father."
The two went back and forth all night on what the baby would be and how its life would be like. Eventually they grew tired of the bickering and finally fell asleep in each other's arms. She rested her head on his chest, dreaming of playing with her child. Life would be starting a new for her soon. Not only for her, but for the one she loves so much. Becoming parents was something both had not expected, but it would be a good experience. In time they would be blessed with a wonderful gift and couldn't be anymore grateful.
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"So exactly what is it that your zanpakuto does uncle? Will it really help me get back my Ichi-kun back?"
"That Kirona, I can not guarantee. As far as separating the two, then yes. My ability will indeed cause the two to have a quarrel and possibly end their relationship."
"Yes! That's all I need to hear. But what exactly does it do? How does it effect them?"
"How about I just show you then."
Ryuki held his zanpakuto horizontally in front of him as he called for it.
"Reverse, Hiyosami."
Kirona stood back waiting for the effect to take place. Standing there she saw that her uncle had put his sword down and was still standing in the same position. Confused as to why she didn't notice any difference, she looked around to see if anything had occurred.
"Uh, uncle? I don't see anything different. Are you sure this is going to work?"
"I am very positive my dear niece. It has already taken effect on you. Haven't you noticed?"
Kirona had recognized the voice. This voice belong to the same person she wanted to get rid of. Turning around in shock, she saw Yoruichi standing in front of her, giving her a sly grin. Kirona was confused as to how she just appeared from nowhere. It would only be a matter of a few more seconds before she would jump at her again.
"What the hell are you doing here?! How the did you get in?! Get out! Get the fuck out right now before I kill you right here!"
"Relax Kirona. It is only your uncle. Like I told you before, the effect of my zanpakuto has already gotten to you. It confuses the brain and therefore things will get switched around. In this case, your allies will resemble enemies and vise versa. The same will happen for the boy you are after. In his case, Yoruichi will now resemble you and you will resemble her. Also it will only effect on the one I cast it on. To everyone else, everything will remain the same."
"So if I look like her, he won't be able to tell! Than I can do something with him and put it on camera. Then send it right to that bitch and everything will be over them. Its perfect just perfect!"
"Before you jump into anything Kirona, I must warn you of Hiyosami's flaws. First, Hiyosami's effect only effects the I cast it on. This means every and anyone else will see the real you. Second, should that boy be aware that he is under the effect, it will be broken. Take those things into consideration. Also I hope I do not this appoint you but this can not happen until I return. I am taking leave sometime soon."
"Great. Just great. How long will it be until you come back?"
"The longest is five months, but I predict it to be three. This is actually a positive thing Kirona. Yoruichi is expecting you to come at her again and she will most likely be prepared. This period of absence will benefit you as she will not be expecting it after such a long period."
"Well, I guess you're right. Anyways I'll just plot out my plan so that everything goes right. Then I can finally have my Ichi-kun back, and you can keep that bitch. I still can't figure out why you even want her back when you're the one that crushed her heart."
"There is a task that she needs to be a part of for it to work out. Plus she gave me the best sex I ever had. I know she'll just hump into my arms."
"Whatever. I'm going now. Let me know that you're here as soon as you get back."
With that both departed to take care of their own agendas. It wouldn't be to long before they went forth with their plan and attempt to achieve their own personal goal.
*Time skip 1 month later*
Yoruichi could barely get any sleep. All night she had been turning back and forth in the bed trying to get at least three hours of sleep before he next crave kicked in. For some odd reason she had been experiencing the pregnancy effects earlier than most women had. By just being awake for so long, she began to lose her cool. On top of that her hunger had just punched her right in the stomach. Something had to be done or she would explode. She looked over at her lover in his sleeping form, resting so peacefully. She envied it. Of course he could like a baby, he wasn't the one carrying one inside them. Knowing she would feel guilty for purposely waking him up, she couldn't help it. Hunger had taken her over at 3 a.m. in the morning and if she didn't get something fast she'd scream. Roughly shaking him, she called out his name to wake him up.
"Ichigo...Ichigo...Ichigo...ICHIGO!"
"Yoruichi I'm not a machine dammit!"
As much as she wanted to laugh from his sudden outburst, she had to make him get her something before she punched the wall, or him. "Ichigo get up and get me something to eat not. I can't take it anymore."
"Yoru....uh....Yoruichi, its 3 o'clock in the morning and your hungry again? Can't this just wait till morning?"
"No it can't! C'mon I'm hungry, please go get me something."
"Alright. But I still think your just letting the baby get to your head. Its hasn't even developed to the point where it needs a lot of your food yet. So how can you be so hungry is beyond me."
"Look, my foot is going to be beyond you if you don't get me something to eat dammit! I'm hungry!"
He knew there was no way he could win this one, or any argument with her for that matter. Though he was getting annoyed with her acting this way, he knew she was just being nervous just from the thought of having a child. Maybe he would come to understand what she was going through and help her in the best way he can.
"Well don't just sit there! The nearest open restaurant is 2 miles away, and the hunger is hitting hard! Hurry up and go!"
Or maybe he would just put a bullet through his head and end this....
"Alright, alright. I'll go pick something up now. You do know that if you keep eating so late like this, your going to get fat and blow up right?"
Yoruichi didn't even respond to him. She just stared at him with a glare. The same glare he would get whenever a hit was to follow. One second he had practically called her fat and the next he rushed out the door slamming it before the vase was able to hit him. Finally shaking off the sleep, he only threw on a white T-shirt since it wouldn't be cold out now that it was summer. Walking down the steps he noticed the television in the living room was on. When he had walked in, he found Renji sitting on the couch wide awake. He could tell Rukia had kicked him out the room. For what reason, he wondered if he cared.
"Alright pineapple, what did you do for her to kick you out this time? Did you insult Dr. Pill? Did you call her a midget again? Or were you just being your plain self?"
"Layoff will ya, freakin tangerine. First off its Dr. Phil not pill, and second, thanks to you guys she has this dream of starting a family now. All I said was your thinking a little to far ahead and she exploded."
"Wow.....you know I'd love to stay and chat but, I have a knocked up girlfriend upstairs who hungry again and would probably kill me if she found out I was still here. So yea see ya when I get back."
"No need. I'm coming too. Let me just go get my shirt and slippers."
"Fine by me. Just make it quick, I really want to get this over with before she catches me."
Both were now on there way to the nearest open diner. Renji had his mind occupied with thoughts about what Rukia had told him earlier. She was interested in starting a family. He couldn't understand what made her just jump up and say that. Maybe the whole situation with Ichigo and Yoruichi caused to be jealous or something. He would have to have a serious talk with her in the morning.
"So Ichigo, how ya feeling about this whole having a kid thing? I damn sure wouldn't have expected you to be a dad so soon. I mean everything about you just screams bad parenting."
"Oh thank you Renji, but please not flattering needed. Care to explain how doctor?"
"Well for starters, you don't smile at all. Your going to go your entire life not smiling at your kids? I'd hate to see that family photo."
"Look the next person to give me lip about me or my kid not smiling is going to die. I swear. Anyways, I'm alright with the whole thing. Its a new experience. The most I can do be there for both Yoruichi and the child and be the best father I can be. Rukia's probably acting like this because she sees the whole having a baby thing to be cute when really its a big responsibility. Its not going to be easy, but we have friends and family to help us out when we need it."
"I hope you don't mean me, because I'm damn sure not changing diapers."
"No pineapple I wasn't and I wouldn't want my child to go near you with all that makeup on anyways."
"Its tattoos you asshole! Look there's a diner, stop there. Anyways hopefully she'll understand in the morning. It always takes a couple times to get her to agree on something."
"Yea well, just make sure you get her to agree with you before you two get yourselves into my position, tired, and running around for food for a....*cell phone rings, reads "House"*....girlfriend who thinks they're hungry every minute when she's only been pregnant for 1 freaking month."
"Well I don't know what to say, she's not a actual human after all, although her gigai allows her to interact like one, soul reapers maybe have different ways during pregnancy. Talk to Kisuke about it, I'm sure he'll know."
"Hmm, maybe we'll see. Well time to get back before that woman is waiting at the door with a knife in her hand."
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By now Yoruichi was reading one of the books Ichigo had on his shelf to let the time pass by. She had been giving the whole situation thought. Whether or not she was treating Ichigo and if the whole baby thing was just getting to her head.
'Maybe he's right. I just need to relax and go out a bit. He knows what's best for me. I'll apologize to him when he gets back.'
Not to long after, Ichigo had arrive back from the trip. Walking in exhausted, he handed her the bag of food and dropped down on the bed.
"So what did you get for me?"
"A salad."
"A salad? You took that long and only brought back a salad?"
"It has chicken in it, you're lucky enough I even found a open diner, so can you just please enjoy it and be happy."
Yoruichi had told herself she would apologize to him for the way she acted and treat him better. But now she was ready to blow a fuse. She was hungry and he got her a chicken salad?
"Ichigo babe, can you please go out and get me some real food?"
"In the morning Yoruichi just please eat the salad will ya."
"Get the fuck up and get me some food. This was not what I was expecting to get you know."
"Yoruichi what the hell?! Why can't you just eat the salad? Its 3 in the morning? Nobody is making a 5 star platter at this time you know."
"Ichigo, I don't think I've made myself clear, so I'll put it in another term. If my stomach doesn't get filled up..." She then pointed to her womanhood to make it clear for him. "This doesn't get filled up. So now I'll ask again dear, can you please go get me some real food?"
"What? No sex? Ha! I can outlast you any day, now I'm going to say this one last time Yoruichi, can you please eat the salad and go back to sleep? Cuz right now I'm so damn tired and the last thing I want to hear is you complaining about a damn salad. Its either you eat it or you don't. What's the big freakin deal?!"
*5 minutes later*
"C'mon Renji, move over to your side and stop hoggin the sheets."
"Oh shut the hell up and quit ya bitching. Don't come down here and start complaining. Its not my fault she kicked you out your own room. Ha, what a pussy."
"How the hell am I a pussy? Your not in your room either now are you? No I didn't think so."
"Whatever. Good night tangerine."
"Go to hell pineapple!"
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Yoruichi rolled over in the bed the next morning. Sensing that a certain body wasn't next to her, she remembered the events that took place earlier in the morning. Having gotten mad over settling for a salad and not the food she really wanted. Then sending him to sleep down stairs for not going back out.
She felt like a real bitch for what she did. Getting out of bed and putting on one of his sweat pants, she went to go look for him to apologize for what she had did. She knew he didn't deserve it at all.
She found him sitting up on the couch, wrapped up in the covers she threw at him, just staring straight ahead. 'Damn, he gonna be mad. Well that's what womanly charms are for.' Wrapping her arms around his neck, she placed a gentle kiss on his cheek.
"Good morning baby,I its a nice day outside, let's have sex."
"..........."
She began to caress his chest and press her breast against the back of his neck. "C'mon babe, I have a present waiting for you upstairs."
"............"
Seeing how he was being to stubborn, she gave in. How any man he be stubborn enough to resist morning sex was beyond her. jumping in his lap, she rested her head in chest, hugging him tightly.
"Ok, I'm sorry Ichigo. I didn't mean to act that way. Its just I was really hungry and a salad wasn't what I was expecting. Don't be mad at me please. I love you, don't you love me?"
"Of course I do, now can you keep it down, this is the part where Diana tells Marcella what a total bitch she is for breaking up with Jason."
Yoruichi had on the most confused face. Looking at the T.V. then back at Ichigo she began to wonder if he was losing it. "Ichigo.....the T.V. is not on......are you okay?"
"Yea, by the way don't we have the appointment today at the hospital? I think my dad put us for 10. I think we should start getting ready, don't you think so?"
"Oh, that's today? Well then I guess the make up sex can wait till later. After the doctor, let's go pay Kisuke a visit. I haven't talked to in a long time now."
"Sure whatever, as long as he doesn't say anything smart then everything is ok with me. I'll call my dad and let him know we'll be there soon."
"Alright, I'm going to go say good morning to Kukaku. She's been a little lonely since Byakuya had to go back to Soul Society."
Yoruichi went to the room Kukaku was staying in. Although she knew Kukaku was a tough woman with no signs of weakness, she noticed wasn't herself lately now that Byakuya had left. She figured once she and Ichigo returned later, it be their own little girls night out. She gave the door a few knocks before going in.
"Rise and shine Mrs. Kuchiki. We got a big day ahead of us. Nows not the time to stay in bed all grumpy over a boy. Plus I'm pretty. Sure he broke your back the night before he left anyways."
"What the hell is with all the noise? I'm up already dammit. And your right he did break me the other night. Wish I could say the same for you, when was the last time you got laid?"
"Awhile now. Its like every time he wants it, I get a bitch fit. When I want it, he's still mad at me. Sometimes I think having a baby was a wrong idea. Who would of thought getting laid would cause me to not get laid."
"Yea, your in a terrible position sister. But anyways, did you come here for something or just to annoy me to wake up?"
"Well yea actually, I was thinking after I come back from the doctors that me and you hang out. You know just the two of us girls running the city wild. It would be good for you, that way you can come back to your normal self."
"Hmm, why not. I see no harm to it. But what do you mean come back to my normal self? I am normal."
"Kukaku stop being in denial. You know you miss him. Its ok, all girls have their moment when they miss their hubby. But still its so touching and I still can't believe it."
"Can't believe what?"
"You fell in love with him. The same tough girls that would beat the shit out of any guy that tried to pull a move on you, has fell in love."
Kukaku only turned the other way to hide the light shade of red on her cheeks.
"........Fuck off Yoruichi."
Yoruichi threw her arms around her best friend to embrace her in a hug while Kukaku just stood there with an annoyed look on her face.
"Alright, alright. Enough of this mushy girl scout crap. Go get ready for the doctor and I'll see you when you get back."
"Alright. Oh and by the way, Ichigo and I are going back to soul society next week to surprise my family. Think you might want to come along to give someone a surprise?"
"Just go already dammit. I'll think about it."
"Alright bye. Though I already know the answer is yes."
She left the room giggling while Kukaku only shook her head at her best friends actions. 'Well, I guess its time to pack for a vacation.'
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Both Yoruichi and Ichigo were both patiently waiting to be called into the room. Although his dad owned the hospital, it was a place where everyone had equal treatment. Yoruichi was anxiously waiting to be called. She would finally know if her child would be her little princess or her small punk. Ichigo was in the same boat. Though he didn't show it much, he was very much curious about the gender of their child. It wouldn't be to long before they would be able to know.
"Hi Ichigo!"
He looked up to find 3 nurses that he recognized from frequent visits to the hospital. The 3 ladies had their training supervised by Isshin, it was a no brainier as to why Isshin had picked them of all the trainees.
"Oh, hello ladies. You wouldn't have happen to see my dad anywhere around today would you?"
"Yeah, he told us if any of us had seen you to let you know that he has your room ready and that a doctor would see you shortly."
"Oh, ok. Well thank you ladies. I guess I'll see you all around."
"Bye Ichigo." The last part was said in perfect sync and harmony by the nurses. Ichigo watched them walk off with a smile on his face which was quickly erased as he felt a cold and deadly aura coming from behind him. Slowly turning his head around, he saw Yoruichi with her arms folded, an eyebrow raised, while grinning at him. By now his heart felt like it stopped beating as he felt like the worse was about to come.
"Wha-what happened Yoruichi?..."
"I don't know you tell me. I didn't say anything."
"They were girls my dad had trained a while back. I only talk to them when I see then and I only say hi if anything."
"That's nice, but I didn't ask you that Ichigo. Why are you getting so worked up?"
"Well then, why do you have that look on your face?"
"Look on my face? Ichigo I really don't know what your talking about. I don't have any kind of look on my face."
"But you looked like you were ready to jump on me just now. What was that about?"
"Ichigo! I mean I know I'm a little frustrated after 2 whole weeks of not playing with you, but in the hospital? I'm not that kind of girl babe."
"That's not what I meant Yoruichi. I was talking about-"
"Mr. Kurosaki, the doctor has ask that you and your wife come in to the room now."
"Huh, my wife? Oh no nurse, she's not my wife, she's -"
"One of his many prostitutes that he has running around the city. After a hard days work he knocks us up and has the nerve to force us to take a paternity test just to see if he has to pay child support, but I don't know why as he never does anyway. I'm like the third one he's brought in this week you know."
By this time all of the ladies in the room were giving Ichigo a death glare, ready to strike him at any chance they got. He had a feeling he needed to get out of there fast.
"Yoruichi! What the hell?!"
"Oh relax you little girl, I was only joking around. I'm his girlfriend miss."
"Oh, well then I see. Anyways will you two follow me please."
Just before Ichigo had went in, he felt a shoe it him in the back of the head. He turned around to see an elderly women giving him the finger.
"Dammit old lady. What the fu-"
"Come on Ichigo!"
"Alright, alright. Damn hag."
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It had been over 30 minutes since they were called into the room. Ichigo was losing his patience by the minute. He paced back and forth across the room anxiously waiting for the doctor to examine her.
"What the hell is taking so long? They said they were ready for us, but its been over a half an hour so far."
"I don't know Ichigo, but can you please sit down. Your making my head all dizzy seeing you got back and forth."
"Forget this. I'm gonna find that asshole father of mines and tell him to get a doctor in here. He's the one in charge of it, but can't run it for nothing. I'll be back in a minute."
The second his hand touch the door knob, the door flew open, sending him flying back across the room. Isshin had jumped in to see his son and Yoruichi.
"Where is the lovely woman who is my future daughter-in-law that is carrying my soon to be first grandchild?"
"Where's the asshole father of mines that nearly took off my damn nose so I can beat the shit out of?!"
"Oh calm down would you. I didn't come here for you. I came here to examine Yoruichi."
"What?! Hell no! Your perverted ass isn't going anywhere near her!"
"Oh hush up son. Anyways, Yoruichi why don't you lie down so I can get a nice look at that vagi-"
He was cut off by a right hook from Ichigo that sent them both flying out the door and eventually tumbling down a flight of steps.
'To think, that's going to be my new family soon. Its all your fault little one." She giggled to herself while rubbing her stomach.
"Hello, is anyone in here?"
Yoruichi looked up to see a woman walk in, she was wearing a white lab coat, so she figured she was the original doctor assigned to them.
"Hello doctor, my boyfriend just stepped out for a minute, but he will be back shortly."
"Ah yes, Kurosaki-kun. He's a rather hot headed one, unlike his father, they're like night and day those two."
"Tell me about it, I'm the one that has to live with it."
"I'm sure it can't be that terrible. And you must be Yoruichi. Its very nice to meet you. All the workers have been saying you must have been some kind of princess, because we've never seen Kurosaki-kun act this way before. You really changed him."
"Oh my, I wouldn't say I changed him. I just keep him in check often."
"Well I must say your doing a good job. Well now its time to check on you, so if you can just lay down here we can get everything started."
Yoruichi cooperated with the doctor while wondering where the hell Ichigo was. Everything was going better than she expected. The only problem she had was that she wish Ichigo was with her just in case of anything. She was taken out of her thoughts when the doctor began to speak.
"Oh dear, well look at what we have here."
Yoruichi mind began to run wild as to what it could mean. "What? What happened? Is something wrong with my baby?!"
"No,no mam, please calm down. I didn't intend to scare you. But if you can look at the screen, you can clearly see that the size is clearly to big for one embryo or other term, this mass is to big for one child."
Yoruichis eyes grew in shock. She wonder if she heard wrong. She told her that the size was to big for one child. Could this mean then...
"Doctor....are you telling me that, that , that..."
"Congratulations, you're having twins."
Yoruichi just sat there. Frozen. That one word traveling left and right through her head. Twins. Twins. Twins. When reality slapped her, she questioned the doctor one more time before getting excited.
"I'm having two babies?"
"That's right. Its to early to tell the genders, but chances are they might be fraternal. Every family wishes for a boy and a girl right? You might have just killed two birds with one stone."
Yoruichi felt like crying tears of joy. The thought of having a baby was overwhelming. But two children. She just couldn't be happier.
'I can't believe this. I'm having twins. I can't to tell everyone. My parents, Kukaku, Ichi.......oh shit. I wonder how he's gonna handle this.'
As if he literally heard her, Ichigo stepped in looking a little battered after a brief scuffle with his dad. This would be the proper time to tell him the wonderful.
"I'm back, sorry I took so long how did everything go doctor?"
"Everything went well Kurosaki-kun. The surprising thing is-"
"Oh crap. I must have dropped my wallet in the staircase while fighting that idiot. I'll be right back." He ran out the door before the doctor could even finish her sentence.
"But Kurosaki-kun don't you want to see the picture of your babies?"
Knowing Ichigo very well, Yoruichi gave a small sigh and put 3 fingers up. '3...2....1....'
Ichigo slowly walked back in the room with a straight face. He stood there for about 5 seconds or so without saying anything.
"Now doctor.........., before I pass out, I just want to clarify that you indeed said babies right? As in with a S at the end of it? As in more than 1 child?"
"Well yes Kurosaki-kun. You and your girlfriend will be expecting twins."
"Oh, well then ok. Everything is understood now. Can you do me a favor and have them setup a bed for me to lay down on?"
With that Ichigo dropped to the floor now unconscious. Yoruichi could only shake her head at what just happened. If he had fainted from the thought of having twins, he might die having to actually take care of them.
When Ichigo had finally gotten up, he realized he was laying down on the couch that was in his dad's office. He looked around for Yoruichi but she wasn't in the room with him. He also took notice that his father wasn't around either.
'Wow, I made an complete idiot of myself. What kind of a man faints in front two women? Ah whatever, now where did she run off to?'
The door caught Ichigo's attention when it opened and in came both Isshin and Yoruichi. Both started to laugh at him for apparently news of Ichigo passing out started to spread.
"So how's my little girl today? Are you feeling all better? You didn't break a nail did you now?"
"Fuck off old man. Yoruichi lets go. Hat and clogs is probably waiting on us."
"Oh come now, I was only teasing my son. But if your going to go run off and cry like a little girl, then I won't stop. You just better man up by the time my two wonderful grandchildren come."
Yoruichi held Ichigo back from choking his dad out and pushed him towards the door. "Don't worry Isshin I'll escort the little girl home. But we do have to go visit Kisuke, so we'll see you later."
When they had gotten in the car, Yoruichi notice he wasn't given her any attention. He barely even glanced at her. She guess she shouldn't have joined in on the little girl joke. But how could she? It was to hard to resist. 'Great, now he's acting like a little girl again. Well its nothing some seducing won't cure.'
"Ichigo are you made at the mother of your soon to be children?"
"No."
"You sure? Because it looks like your kinda upset with me. You do know I was only teasing about the little girl thing right?"
"Whatever."
"Oh c'mon Ichigo. Stop acting like that now. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one in her that gets a period every month right? It was a little joke. I don't really think your a girl for fainting. That's impossible for me to think that. Because only a big man can do those kind of things to be in the bedroom, right?" She began to run her fingers through his hair.
"That's not what's bothering Yoruichi, really. Its just...when the doctor said we're having twins, I told myself what the hell did I get myself into. That's not something a father should be saying. Its not like I'm in a position where its impossible for me to raise a child. I guess I'm not ready to be a father all."
She could see the discouragement in his eyes. She tried to reassure him that everything would be alright as they were about to start new lives together and take on a big responsibility. She placed a soft kiss on his cheek and laid her head on his shoulder to comfort him.
"Don't let that bother you babe. Sometimes I feel the same way. I think can I really handle this? Am I ready for this? Its all natural. But then I remember that I have you and the rest of my family, your family and all our friends who are right there and ready to help us get through this."
"Thanks. Maybe I'm just letting the situation get the best of me. But I'm surprised at you Yoruichi. I always thought as the mother, you put up with anything for the baby, well babies in our case."
"Well yea I do, but no sex for 2 weeks? Come on now, sometimes I get the urge to jump off a roof."
"Well its safe to have sex until the six month, so we can change all out that you know."
"Again with your uncontrollable urges Ichigo? I'm not really the back seat rider type you know."
The two shared a kiss before riding off to go meet with Urahara. Once they had arrived, they found Kisuke and Tessai hanging around the front door, while Jinta and Ururu where cleaning outside.
"Well, well. Look who finally stopped getting her back broken to actually come and visit us and also the one responsible for breaking your back. How are you both doing today?"
"Can it Kisuke. Just be glad Ichigo and actually came to say hi. Unlike you wouldn't give me a call either."
"Well I've been very busy, after all I am only but a handsome, sexy shop owner. But not only have you come to say hi, but you bring us a third surprise as well?"
Yoruichi looked at Ichigo with a shocked expression on her face. "Kisuke, wha...how....how the hell did you know?"
"How? Even for such a small embryo you can sense the spiritual pressures coming from the two. But I wouldn't expect any less, after all Ichigo's spiritual pressure is always so high and coming from the Shihoin clan, your children are bound to be some special kids. They might even surpass mommy and daddy. So Ichigo it must be hell right now with her huh?"
"Tell me about it. I can b She's always...eh..."
Yoruichi gave Ichigo another one of her signature death glares.
"Well I mean everythings not so bad really. A little ups and downs but we can't handle." He scratched the back of his head while putting his arm around her shoulder.
"Its ok Ichigo-kun. After a month or two those glares don't become so scary anymore. But I know its hell, after its much different when a shinigami is impregnated than a human. Well not really so much different, but its reversed. What I mean is, when a human is pregnant, the woman is usually calm and relaxed in her early staged, while late in the pregnancy, she is always grumpy, having mood swings and always demanding. As for a shinigami, the two stages are reversed."
"What the hell? That explains why you're so damn bitchy lately about everything and always hungry."
"Excuse me! Well forgive me for carrying TWO of YOUR children at the same time, while you sit back and enjoy my emotional roller coaster. Anyways Kisuke what we came here for was to tell you, we'll need for you to prepare you senkai gate in a weeks time. Ichigo and I are going to soul society. Got to tell all the fam about the babies and what not."
"Well good luck with that. Two wacko families united by a 5 minute mistake, I look forward to the future wedding reception. Hell maybe they'll explode before that."
"You know what, screw you Kisuke. My family is not wacko, ok maybe my brother is somewhat weird, and my sister is probably still obsessed with you, but they're normal. Also Ichigo's family is nothing but normal, his sisters are angels and well Isshin just loses it sometimes. And how dare you call my unborn children a mistake?! Yes they were unplanned, but they're no mistake. And they damn sure weren't created in only 5 minutes. And don't pull out numbers because Soi Fon told me about your '1 minute K.O. after she used the special trick I showed her, so I wouldn't talk if I were you."
"Alright, alright, sheesh. The gate will be ready by them, there's no need to go make up false rumors about me."
"False my ass. Anyways, let's go Ichigo, Kukaku and I are having a girls day out today and she's probably waiting for me to get back. So, sorry babe, looks like you're gonna have to cure my frustration a little later."
"Whatever. Its not like I'm the one that's been begging for it lately."
"What? are you implying I'm the one that needs it? Let's not forget who was the one that got caught last night in the bathroom jer-"
"YEAH SO HAT N CLOGS! I guess we'll be seeing you next week. Come on Yoruichi, you and Kukaku have to leave soon right?"
Ichigo began pushing her towards the car while they waved goodbye to Kisuke and the others. Once in the car, Ichigo gave her an annoyed looked which earned him a peck on the lips. "Your a evil, cruel woman, you know that?"
"But you still love me, so that's all the matters right?"
"Whatever. Wait a minute.... What secret move did you teach Soi Fon? Have I seen this move before?"
"Ohhhh. So you thought I pulled out the big guns already huh? Well sorry, this is something you have to earn. Let's just hope you don't fall into the same category as Kisuke."
"1 minute?! Are you insane?! That's impossible for me."
"It better be. Because that would be the day I drop your ass."
"What, really Yoruichi? You'd leave me because of that? You'd really let something like bad sex come between our love for each other?"
Yoruichi softened her eyes at him as she was touched by his words. "Awwww Ichigo......maybe. Now let's go, I got to go change out of these clothes."
She couldn't help but laugh at the face he gave her. She gave him a kiss to his cheek to reassure him she was only teasing him. They made their way back to the mansion so Yoruichi could handle her business.
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Kukaku sat back in the living room while watching the hilarious scene in front of her continue. For an half an hour now, Rukia and Renji continued argued back and forth on whether or not the two should start a family or not.
"Why not Renji?! Why can't we have a baby?! Are you scared or something? Or is it that you just don't want to take on the responsibility of raising a child?"
"Not its not that! I just think your just going baby crazed all because you see Ichigo and Yoruichi having one. Why can't you just wait till another time when we're more settled."
"What the hell? More settled? How much settled can we get? When we're in Soul Society we state at the Kuchiki Estate, and when we're in the world of the living we stay at Ichigo's big mansion. We get payed good, what else do we need to be settled? Lady Shiba, if you wanted to start a family with Nii-sama, wouldn't he agree to it without a needed question?"
'Oh boy, why did I have to get into their mess.' "Well, Byakuya is a established man, he's a captain, he has his servants in the Kuchiki grounds, and then his family, so having a baby wouldn't be such a problem for him. But then again Renji, your not that far from Byakuya either. Your a lieutenant, you would also have the Kuchiki family as support since Rukia is in their family, so you'd kinda fall into the same hole as well Renji."
"Exactly! You see, there's no more excuses for you Renji."
"But then again Rukia, I'd have to agree with him and say maybe all of this is because of Yoruichi is having a baby, and not just because you want one. Rukia, before Yoruichi told everyone she was having a baby, did you even think about any thoughts related to a baby?"
"Well.....no, not really."
"See, all of this just dropped in you because you saw Yoruichi pregnant and now you want in. Or at least Renji to 'get in'. Maybe you and him should have a long serious talk and not a scream fest and take it from there. Even consider waiting until after their baby comes to see what its like to be a mother."
"Yeah Rukia, maybe after you see Yoruichi with her baby, maybe you'll think your not ready for this just yet."
"Fine!.........We'll wait. But we're gonna have that talk soon Renji. So don't think for a second your off the hook."
Renji gave her a soft kiss to seal the deal. Rukia face flushed red from the sudden act. Renji had never showed his emotions in public before. Though it was just one person, it still surprised her.
"That's a deal. I promise."
Soon after the couple had quieted down, Yoruichi burst through the door with Ichigo slowly following after her. She immediately ran over to her best friend and through her a hug, right after giving Rukia the same treatment.
"What the hell got you so giddy princess? You and Ichigo had a quickie at the doctor or something?"
"No, but we did find out something. Guess!"
Rukia decided to play the game first. "Your having a boy?"
"No, but even if it were that I'd be pissed I want a girl. Who's next?"
Renji gave it a try. "Ichigo is not the biological dad?"
Rukia punched him for throwing out such a stupid answer.
"No pineapple, its not that. Keep it up and you be able to be a dad you asshole!"
"Ichigo calm down, ok Kukaku your turn."
"Uh......you.....saved money on car insurance?"
Yoruichi's smile dropped and a annoyed look fell upon her face. "No, what the hell does that have to do with going to the damn doctor?"
"Look princess, we don't know, just drop the news will ya."
"Fine, Ichigo and I.......are have TWINS!"
Everyones jaw dropped. The would be have two babies now. Talk about a full house.
"And the doctor said its a possibility that it would be a boy and a girl."
"Well princess, congrats to the both of ya. The more the merrier the say right?"
"Yea thanks. Sooo, did you decide if your coming with us next week or not?"
"Yea I am, I gotta go check up on that idiot Ganju anyways."
"That's the only reason your coming with us Kukaku?"
She rolled her eyes knowing very well where Yoruichi was going with this. "Yes now can we go? I'm tired of playing counselor for those two."
"Yeah, let me just get Ichigo's keys."
"Yeah alright. I kinda like his SVU or whatever you call it."
"SUV and who said were taking that, us ladies are gonna be riding in style."
"He is not going to give the keys to that silver car you know."
"He doesn't have to. Watch and learn my friend."
Yoruichi walked over to Ichigo and threw her arms around and attacked him with an erotic kiss. While did not know what all of this was about, he didn't hesitate to return the kiss. Slowly she reached over on the counter and quietly picked up the keys to the car. She was ready to release but realized she was going shopping after all, so she reached into his back pocket to quickly scoop up his wallet.
"Bye babe, don't forget about tonight."
His eyes followed her every movement as she walked out the door. Once outside both ladies burst out into laughter.
"See? I told you he wouldn't have to. He also didn't have to give me his wallet either. Your dealing with the master Mrs. Kuchiki."
"Right, I can't seem to remember sometimes Mrs. Kurosaki. Hey, I just realized something. Should we both marry them, out names would both start with K."
"I guess I never noticed that. But let's hurry up and dash off before he notices I didn't take the other key."
"But I kind of feel bad for Rukia, staying by herself with the boys."
"Not a problem, you do know the title they gave me right?"
In an instant Rukia was outside with the other two.
"What the?! How did I-"
"Shhh. Rukia we're ditching the boys, you in or out?"
"I'm in! Let's go"
"Alright, girls day out starts right now!"
Just as the car started, Ichigo dashed out screaming at them.
"Yoruichi what the hell?! That's the wrong car! When did you even get the keys-"
He recalled what happened over the past 5 minutes. The surprise kiss, the distracting walk she gave him. It was all a setup.
"Dammit Yoruichi! Your an evil woman!!!"
"I love you too babe!"
She let the roof down on the car and blew him a kiss as they rode off to who knows where.
"Dammit! Now I'm going to be tied with that same woman for the rest of my life. Thanks a lot kids."
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A/N: Wow that was a very long update. And I feel so bad because I had like 85% of the chapter written since February and its almost May now. Damn. I'm going to try to put more into this story. I already have the entire plot for part 1 finalized and about 50% for part 2. Its just a matted of getting it on the paper. Hope you guys aren't too mad. Please review. Thanks.
