Well, here is a chapter that I found to be pretty funny and I sincerely
hope all of you who read it do as well. I know I probably spelled the
illusion technique wrong, but that's the way it goes sometimes.
Anito had thoroughly enjoyed herself at the party, getting to know all the interesting people she had just met was helping her appreciate moving so far from home. She brushed out her hair and pulled on a tight mid tank top and baggy black jeans that threatened to fall off her hips. It was one of her favorite outfits, also one that irritated her brother, which gave her all the more reason to wear it. She poured herself a glass of juice and pulled out her old sewing machine to start working on her drapery. Ebisu would be showing up soon and she had all ready plotted how to get him back for his ecchi painting on her wall. Sakura was admitted through the door connecting to the shop.
"Are you ready?" She questioned smiling widely, normally it was Naruto who pulled the pranks, but she knew this would be enjoyable. She had only told Ino before the other night but, she had accidentally bumped into Ebisu once while she was carrying groceries for her mother and he had given her a look of absolute disdain before turning abruptly and walking away. She relished this chance to get back at the arrogant ass for his slight.
"Yeah, I dug out my instant camera and have plenty of film for it. This is going to be too funny." They both started giggling.
The heard the expected jounin greeting her brother in the shop and Anito gestured for Sakura to hide her self in the utility room. Ebisu stepped through the door and barely managed to say hello.
"Oh hi. Well, why don't you head back up to my room and start painting again, I'll be up in a minute to take a look at it." She gestured at him.
"Right." He turned and walked up the stairs to the room and prepared the equipment he needed.
The poor jounin would never in a million years have guessed what was coming his way. Sakura stealthily crept up the stair and made some hand signs focusing on forming a genjutso. She had made Kakashi teach her how to do an elaborate one by following him around the entire day and taking shots at his Icha Icha Violence (ep # 84) novel that he had purchased the a few weeks ago. Not wanting to see his beloved book full of holes he had quickly conceded. Hand signs completed she focused her charka and sent out the illusion to wrap around Ebisu's mind.
Ebisu turned to see a scantily clad Anito walking in the door behind him. She must have been getting ready for the shower because she only had a towel wrapped around her. She walked to the closet, ignoring him, and reached up to grab something on the top shelf. She had to use both hands to catch it and the towel slipped to the floor. Ebisu was in shock. The girl blushed and turned to face him, not bothering with the towel.
"Don't you want me?" She cooed. "I think you have me at a disadvantage. Why don't you take off some of those clothes?" She whispered sliding closed to him, but just out of reach. Ebisu's brain quit working. He started stripping off his clothes on autopilot.
"Come get me cutey." The girl beckoned, laughing lightly. They were running through a field of wild flowers and laughing. She turned and blew him a kiss and just as he was bout to grasp her in his hands, she disappeared.
The confused ninja looked around for the pretty girl, totally missing the noise of the camera taking multiple images of him. He slowly came out of his dazed state and realized he was standing in the street in nothing but his white boxers with red hearts, sporting a very obvious hard on. He gathered his senses together and made a quick hand sign poofing out of sight.
The old woman down the street who had been sweeping her porch sighed. "Too bad you don't get to see many of those at my age." She cackled to herself highly amused.
Anito and Sakura had agreed to meet up at the ramen bar down the street. They were both laughing like they had gone insane. Sakura had never pranked anyone before, but she could understand why Naruto liked it so much after this little incident.
Anito pulled the pictures out of her pocket showing Ebisu trying to grab something arms out stretched and one of him making a kissy face and another of him stripping out of his clothes. "Oh, my god! That was too much. Do you think we overdid it?" She asked breathlessly of Sakura feeling slightly guilty for traumatizing the young man.
"I think he'll recover, eventually. After all, he is a ninja. He needs to learn grace under pressure." Sakura laughed as she looked at the pictures. "Damn, I never would have guessed that arrogant jerk had such a nice package." She pointed at the picture.
"No joke. Maybe that is why he is so arrogant." They looked at each other and busted out laughing again.
"Hey, Hey now. What's going on?" Kakashi showed up and looked over their shoulders before they even realized he was there. "Oh, is that who I think it is?" He took a closer look at the picture. "Why is Ebisu in the street in his boxers?" He looked again. "Wow, I think he's bigger than I am." Kakashi picked up the picture and ran across the room. "Gai, check this out!"
"Oops, that wasn't supposed to happen." Anito looked nervously at Sakura who was chewing her lip. "Let's put the rest of these away before someone else sees them. Oh gee, I didn't mean to get him embarrassed by every jounin in town." The blond girl really felt guilty at the idea of every body seeing him exposed that way. She was not intentionally a cruel person and she knew that Ebisu would be deeply humiliated by this little prank.
"Yikes, this is not good. I will go get the picture back." Sakura darted over to the two men who were laughing at the picture and pulled it quickly out of Kakashi's hand while screaming, "Hentai!" The startled shinobi did not react fast enough to get it back as she ran back to the table with Anito.
"Well, that is some damage control anyway." Anito murmured as she slipped the picture of the abused man back into her purse away from prying eyes. "I think I had better avoid my room for a couple of hours, want to go shopping? I have a date to go on tonight and need something to wear."
"Sounds great. We can drop by and get Ino on the way to the shop. There is a nice boutique near her place that has some things you would probably like."
"Let's go!"
Kakashi and Gai looked after the two retreating girls. "Remind me to never get on the bad side of those two, they fight dirty." Kakashi remarked. Gai nodded his head in complete agreement.
Anito had thoroughly enjoyed herself at the party, getting to know all the interesting people she had just met was helping her appreciate moving so far from home. She brushed out her hair and pulled on a tight mid tank top and baggy black jeans that threatened to fall off her hips. It was one of her favorite outfits, also one that irritated her brother, which gave her all the more reason to wear it. She poured herself a glass of juice and pulled out her old sewing machine to start working on her drapery. Ebisu would be showing up soon and she had all ready plotted how to get him back for his ecchi painting on her wall. Sakura was admitted through the door connecting to the shop.
"Are you ready?" She questioned smiling widely, normally it was Naruto who pulled the pranks, but she knew this would be enjoyable. She had only told Ino before the other night but, she had accidentally bumped into Ebisu once while she was carrying groceries for her mother and he had given her a look of absolute disdain before turning abruptly and walking away. She relished this chance to get back at the arrogant ass for his slight.
"Yeah, I dug out my instant camera and have plenty of film for it. This is going to be too funny." They both started giggling.
The heard the expected jounin greeting her brother in the shop and Anito gestured for Sakura to hide her self in the utility room. Ebisu stepped through the door and barely managed to say hello.
"Oh hi. Well, why don't you head back up to my room and start painting again, I'll be up in a minute to take a look at it." She gestured at him.
"Right." He turned and walked up the stairs to the room and prepared the equipment he needed.
The poor jounin would never in a million years have guessed what was coming his way. Sakura stealthily crept up the stair and made some hand signs focusing on forming a genjutso. She had made Kakashi teach her how to do an elaborate one by following him around the entire day and taking shots at his Icha Icha Violence (ep # 84) novel that he had purchased the a few weeks ago. Not wanting to see his beloved book full of holes he had quickly conceded. Hand signs completed she focused her charka and sent out the illusion to wrap around Ebisu's mind.
Ebisu turned to see a scantily clad Anito walking in the door behind him. She must have been getting ready for the shower because she only had a towel wrapped around her. She walked to the closet, ignoring him, and reached up to grab something on the top shelf. She had to use both hands to catch it and the towel slipped to the floor. Ebisu was in shock. The girl blushed and turned to face him, not bothering with the towel.
"Don't you want me?" She cooed. "I think you have me at a disadvantage. Why don't you take off some of those clothes?" She whispered sliding closed to him, but just out of reach. Ebisu's brain quit working. He started stripping off his clothes on autopilot.
"Come get me cutey." The girl beckoned, laughing lightly. They were running through a field of wild flowers and laughing. She turned and blew him a kiss and just as he was bout to grasp her in his hands, she disappeared.
The confused ninja looked around for the pretty girl, totally missing the noise of the camera taking multiple images of him. He slowly came out of his dazed state and realized he was standing in the street in nothing but his white boxers with red hearts, sporting a very obvious hard on. He gathered his senses together and made a quick hand sign poofing out of sight.
The old woman down the street who had been sweeping her porch sighed. "Too bad you don't get to see many of those at my age." She cackled to herself highly amused.
Anito and Sakura had agreed to meet up at the ramen bar down the street. They were both laughing like they had gone insane. Sakura had never pranked anyone before, but she could understand why Naruto liked it so much after this little incident.
Anito pulled the pictures out of her pocket showing Ebisu trying to grab something arms out stretched and one of him making a kissy face and another of him stripping out of his clothes. "Oh, my god! That was too much. Do you think we overdid it?" She asked breathlessly of Sakura feeling slightly guilty for traumatizing the young man.
"I think he'll recover, eventually. After all, he is a ninja. He needs to learn grace under pressure." Sakura laughed as she looked at the pictures. "Damn, I never would have guessed that arrogant jerk had such a nice package." She pointed at the picture.
"No joke. Maybe that is why he is so arrogant." They looked at each other and busted out laughing again.
"Hey, Hey now. What's going on?" Kakashi showed up and looked over their shoulders before they even realized he was there. "Oh, is that who I think it is?" He took a closer look at the picture. "Why is Ebisu in the street in his boxers?" He looked again. "Wow, I think he's bigger than I am." Kakashi picked up the picture and ran across the room. "Gai, check this out!"
"Oops, that wasn't supposed to happen." Anito looked nervously at Sakura who was chewing her lip. "Let's put the rest of these away before someone else sees them. Oh gee, I didn't mean to get him embarrassed by every jounin in town." The blond girl really felt guilty at the idea of every body seeing him exposed that way. She was not intentionally a cruel person and she knew that Ebisu would be deeply humiliated by this little prank.
"Yikes, this is not good. I will go get the picture back." Sakura darted over to the two men who were laughing at the picture and pulled it quickly out of Kakashi's hand while screaming, "Hentai!" The startled shinobi did not react fast enough to get it back as she ran back to the table with Anito.
"Well, that is some damage control anyway." Anito murmured as she slipped the picture of the abused man back into her purse away from prying eyes. "I think I had better avoid my room for a couple of hours, want to go shopping? I have a date to go on tonight and need something to wear."
"Sounds great. We can drop by and get Ino on the way to the shop. There is a nice boutique near her place that has some things you would probably like."
"Let's go!"
Kakashi and Gai looked after the two retreating girls. "Remind me to never get on the bad side of those two, they fight dirty." Kakashi remarked. Gai nodded his head in complete agreement.
